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Count to 7,000 Game
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 01:07
#5952
5803 times faster
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 01:23
#5953
5804 nitro bottles!
PUUUSH! We are gonna win!
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 07:44
#5954
5805
I give up. Screw you guys. I'm going on vacation for 7 hours.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 08:30
#5955
5806
Blaze! You can do it, but better come back quickly otherwise the world will end!
We have only 5806 kilometres of hauling through the snow!
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 09:20
#5956
5807
Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbth.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 11:26
#5957
Remember, don't shoot food.
That's too much work for me. I'm just going to go home and have a 5808 hour coffee break.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 11:33
#5958
I'm a Wizard
I will have a 5809 hour orb hunt.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 12:03
#5959
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 12:04
#5960
PUUUUUSH!
I will spend another 5811 hours on pushing the atomic cooler before the nuclear thermeractor explodes ending the universe.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 14:50
#5961
Remember, don't shoot food.
There are 5812 hotdogs on my head.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 15:28
#5962
I'm a Wizard
Hey kid, the max hot dog limit is (^). 5813 is too much. Wink.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 16:30
#5963
I have 5814 hotdogs on my head.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 21:55
#5964
oh yeah, well I just ate 5815 hot dogs, so yeah... I think I'm going to go explode now...
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 22:34
#5965
Remember, don't shoot food.
I hope you don't explode into 5816 pieces.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 23:13
#5966
Yup.
He will explode into 5817 pieces itsead.
Fr, 11/20/2015 - 23:59
#5967
You were both wrong, I exploded into 5818 pieces.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 01:18
#5968
Let's save the world!
Now, who wants to push 5819 atomic payloads to the reactor?
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 07:17
#5969
Remember, don't shoot food.
How is that supposed to save the world?
I couldn't think of a clever place to put 5820.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 07:55
#5970
Why?
Because the reactor may destroy 5821 galaxies, unleash dark energy and end the universe!
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 08:50
#5971
Then that's not enough!
We need 5822 atomic payloads!
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 08:57
#5972
Great idea!
We are the Expeditors going on a 5823 kilometre trip to the thermal linked doomsday reactor! (Abbreviated as TLDR)
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 10:44
#5973
I'm a Wizard
Rolled dice. Drew card.
Bad Luck: Upsidedown Map - Whoops, you read your map Upsidedown for a minute.
You are now 5824 km from the doomsday reactor.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 10:56
#5974
We need to get to the reactor!
Fun Fact: Matikclocker performs 582.5 FLOPS - Fast Loading Operations Per Second, so I push faster and we are 26 kilometres away (check post number) to dropping our atomic payloads into TLDR!
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 11:09
#5975
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, you pushed too fast and the atomic payloads exploded into 5826 pieces.
RESTART
[Y] [N]
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 11:53
#5976
I can push at 5827 mph.
Fortunately the payloads were surrounded by a 5827-layered armor plate so they couldn't explode.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 12:09
#5977
Remember, don't shoot food.
Wrong game.
The armor plates were removed by 5828 screwdrivers beforehand, so it exploded anyway.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 12:41
#5978
Unfortunately 5829 people posted "TLDR" on your post and you don't know how to make it shorter so they'll understand.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 12:49
#5979
Timmy ventures because Venture told him to.
The TLDR reactor is on Planet Exa-5830p. We are there now.
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 14:59
#5980
Remember, don't shoot food.
So how are you going to destroy it when our 5831 atomic payloads already exploded?
Sa, 11/21/2015 - 15:43
#5981
I'm a Wizard
We'll just make a new time machine. It should cost us about 5832 ducks.
So, 11/22/2015 - 08:01
#5982
Remember, don't shoot food.
Green tasty snakes are an important part of your diet. I recommend you eat about 5833 everyday.
So, 11/22/2015 - 08:36
#5983
You should!
You need to drink 5834 ml/oz or even more water everyday!
So, 11/22/2015 - 08:57
#5984
Remember, don't shoot food.
Why would somebody drink ordinary cups of water with green tasty snakes? Those are 583.5% explosive.
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 10:55
#5985
A lot of Cornflakes
That explosive? That's enough to explode 5836 cornflakes!
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 11:35
#5986
I'm a Wizard
I uhh... Don't eat cornflakes that much. Yep...
583.7% grains included.
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 14:04
#5987
PUUUUUSH!
Welcoming Kurelion 5838 times! Get the payload to the thermeractor!
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 14:15
#5988
Remember, don't shoot food.
The payload exploded 5839 minutes ago.
Matik, is somebody having a baby again?
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 15:39
#5989
I'm a Wizard
You're thinking about the time that the payload exploded in the year 5840, eh?
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 17:41
#5990
Yeesh!
This is still going? well I guess... 5841
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 22:14
#5991
I'm a Wizard
I'm a wizard. I got about 5841 mp and about 1485 pvp kills.
I'm the best pretty much.
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 22:27
#5992
^
Confirmed, Blazecat is the worst here at counting. That's his 5843rd fail now. You were supposed to do 5842.
Mo, 11/23/2015 - 23:52
#5993
Professor-Ego! Welcome!
Mmm...
The payload is only full of atomic coolers, so no chance for boom.
And I created another one which won't explode.
Also, we have no babies since 5844.
P.S. We are nearing the finish! (Post number)
Di, 11/24/2015 - 07:34
#5994
I'm a Wizard
I quit for real this time.
Screw you guys x2.
Di, 11/24/2015 - 08:20
#5995
Remember, don't shoot food.
Eh, you'll be back in 5846 seconds.
Di, 11/24/2015 - 09:07
#5996
But 5847 seconds already passed...
Di, 11/24/2015 - 15:26
#5997
So Close!
This is so close to the end I feel like I want to go hug 5848 kittens!
Mi, 11/25/2015 - 07:29
#5998
Sometimes it pains me to see what happens in this thread... Like 5849-Flourishes-poking-me type of pain.
Mi, 11/25/2015 - 10:01
#5999
5850
[out of lurking]
Official unofficial post before the official unofficial 6,000th.
Mi, 11/25/2015 - 10:22
#6000
We made it!
I got the officially unofficial 6000!
Now 5851 payloads to throw into the thermeractor.
PUUUUUUSH! PUUUUUUUUUUSH! We must to get 6000 kilometres before the end of the year, but we still have 5802 passed!