One time I saw a guy making fun of the Polaris, calling it the POOlaris, so I thought, like, "why not?"
It would be similar to a normal pulsar, but the bullets would be opaque brown recolors of the water
globs found in FSC. It would deal shadow damage (because it shoots nightsoils) as well as having a
chance of inflicting poison. The firing sound would be replaced with farts, and the explosions would
make a sort of disturbing squishy mushy splat noise.
OK, OK, OK! FINE! Split shadow and normal damage! Sheesh!
It's a troll thread evryone! Or you're just immature.
Yes! Let's have this in the game! We could have a fire pulsar, an orange pulsar, a sun pulsar, a vomit pulsar, a water pulsar AND a dark pulsar! This would be the best thing yet! +1 for u!
/end of sarcasm.
Real comment: -1
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtvEbry0hy_F6sQTa2...
Done after this, I swear.
Could we at least reduce the jokes to one per week instead of one per day?
Ok.
Hnah-hna-HNAAGH! A-hi A-hi! Urauch! Urarach! Hnya Hnyaaaaa! PteeheeHEEHEEEE!
Why not just have this replace the current skin of the polaris, so when people on both teams start heavily spamming the damned thing, it will look like both teams have regressed to literally flinging their own [poopoo] at each other. I mean, it's essentially what happens when these matches start anyways - this will help the community be more honest about themselves.
Y'know, I wouldn't have supported this until Spookington came up with that post.
I'm going to give this a +1 XD
Yeah. Let's also reskin all of the flourish-line swords to look like literal
[poopoo] on a stick. Then the image will truly be complete. Heck, let's just
rename Lockdown to Lobdung.
Make it a bullet that you hold that shoots out little polarises
And then those polarises shoot polarises that shoot polarises...
AND THEN EVERYONE'S GAME CRASHES
No need to get defensive, I wasn't bashing pola spammers - I just imagined what a poop-slinging polaris battle would look like >> Imagine what happens now, with usually 2 spammers going at each other, but replace the flashy blue explosions with fecal matter .. Literally 2 monkeys flinging their sh*t at each other. I thought it was funny, that is all.
OFC, I do hate pola spam and don't think too highly of people who use it as a crutch, but that's a different argument for a different time. The above comment was meant solely to be taken humorously.
Anywho - I prefer to use a cutter instead of a flourish, so the scenario technically wouldn't affect me - though instead of a giant turd, it should be a literal toothpick. Could you imagine the godmode-skolver rage? Their tears are delicious.
Defensive? No, I wasn't being sarcastic. I support your idea.
+1
I consider it a necro if you "bump" The thread and don't bring any thing to the thread with the post. I do not consider it a necro if the thread is worth bringing up AND the post that brings it actually has some thing for the thread in it. Even if this was not a necro that was still a bump skygaurder. <_<
The Gravation will be a toilet and the knights will be flooded out at the burst.
No get out.