Due to my curious behavior (in combination with boredom), I did some digging around in the game's files. looking at textures, listening to sounds and whatnot. until I hear THIS!
To my knowledge, this is easier if you're a Steam user, so here's the directory:
Steam -> Steamapps -> Common -> Spiral Knights -> rsrc -> sound -> effect -> Status.
Now you're in the sound folder that has the sounds of status conditions and other debuffs. Sounds good, no? NO!. Listen to the ones with _ko at the end of their names.If you listen closely, you can hear a little "Oh!" in all of them. Now this brings me to my mind-blown opinion: Knights DO NOT sound like that! That's just like... bad voice-acting for all of them! And if a few knights did have their vocal chords set to sound like that, well... too bad :s.
Off topic for a bit: I actually do like the small bits of "Voice Acting" the SK has to offer. Such as Vanaduke in his various phases, but those previously stated are just...Wow.
NOTE: If the GMs are offended by this in any way because I was rummaging through the files and stuff and see fit to take action on this for any reason, who am I to stop them? As a 2-year veteran, they have my fullest permission do remove this thread if they so want to (I don't HAVE to give permission as they are the developers, but still... I wanna be a good person and ensure I'm not doing anything wrong).
Knights DO NOT sound like that! That's just like... bad voice-acting for all of them!
Uh, so? It's developmental content.
TF2 characters don't sound like this, do they?
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b9/Crit_death1.wav?t=20100625235015
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/72/Crit_death2.wav?t=20100625235016
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/1/17/Crit_death3.wav?t=20100625235018
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a9/Crit_death4.wav?t=20100625235019
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/da/Crit_death5.wav?t=20100625235020