Hi, I'm Glacies. You probably know me from my famous articles and constant news stream from Spiral HQ, with my fabulous 58 mansions, pools made of golden crowns, and Gremlins that clean up my 58 mansions, yeah, apparently you can pay them for that.
Anyway, because you probably know what's going on, I have this super ultra rare giveaway of a Quadruple Maximum Black Royal Chavogoverbolaxqueen Plate Cowl that I know you're all dying to get your hands on. It has the power to grow mustaches, open black holes, and control time itself. Why am I giving it away? Well, that's a secret. I can't really say.
All you have to do to enter is by submitting to this thread, which if you read the fine contract, legally binds you to be my eternal slave. But don't worry! It won't hurt... much...
Anyway, this is the top-tier prize that I'll most likely end up giving to my alts whom you don't know actually exist, but there's also other prizes you can earn:
*100,000,000 Crowns that ends up getting donated to me, you don't get a dime
*Disappointment
*Torment
*Depression
*Anguish
Remember! Enter now for a chance to win these amazing prizes!
Who are you?