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Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:33
Glacies's picture
Glacies

Hi, I'm Glacies. You probably know me from my famous articles and constant news stream from Spiral HQ, with my fabulous 58 mansions, pools made of golden crowns, and Gremlins that clean up my 58 mansions, yeah, apparently you can pay them for that.

Anyway, because you probably know what's going on, I have this super ultra rare giveaway of a Quadruple Maximum Black Royal Chavogoverbolaxqueen Plate Cowl that I know you're all dying to get your hands on. It has the power to grow mustaches, open black holes, and control time itself. Why am I giving it away? Well, that's a secret. I can't really say.

All you have to do to enter is by submitting to this thread, which if you read the fine contract, legally binds you to be my eternal slave. But don't worry! It won't hurt... much...

Anyway, this is the top-tier prize that I'll most likely end up giving to my alts whom you don't know actually exist, but there's also other prizes you can earn:

*100,000,000 Crowns that ends up getting donated to me, you don't get a dime
*Disappointment
*Torment
*Depression
*Anguish

Remember! Enter now for a chance to win these amazing prizes!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:40
#1
Bitsbee's picture
Bitsbee

Who are you?

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 20:58
#2
Vesperaldus's picture
Vesperaldus
I don't need to sign up for

I don't need to sign up for your giveaway to get any of those prizes.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:05
#3
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

This...

This is genius. This is going in my scrap book of secret cookies.

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:07
#4
Its-Some-Secret's picture
Its-Some-Secret
You know...

Glacies for president!

Glacies for ruler of mankind!

Sun, 10/06/2013 - 21:36
#5
Toeni-Sevan's picture
Toeni-Sevan
Thank you Glacies for...wait a minute.

Oh you... <3

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 15:37
#6
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

Booo!

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 16:41
#7
Kurapika's picture
Kurapika
I'd like me some stuffz.

Woohoooo! Sign me up for 'dat Quadruple Maximum Black Royal Chavogoverbolaxqueen Plate Cowl! I'll use it to grow a mustache on Monomi, open a black hole in the Devilite levels (hate them things), and manipulate time in lockdown (I'll be KING)! Can I also use it to speed up the gunner update? It might work.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 18:50
#8
Senseiwarrior's picture
Senseiwarrior
ILL TAKE THE ONE HUNDRED

ILL TAKE THE ONE HUNDRED MILLION CROWNS FOR YOU DEAL

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 18:51
#9
Khamsin's picture
Khamsin
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I'm hoping to win Torment. It sounds kinky.

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 19:59
#10
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Can I have increased chances to win if I give you a Triple-UV shield?

Mon, 10/07/2013 - 20:23
#11
Duskfinder's picture
Duskfinder
Hope i win!!

:O
IGN: Duskfinder

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 04:20
#12
Hellscreams-Forum's picture
Hellscreams-Forum
This post belong to a special

This post belong to a special place , click the Secret Door

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 05:03
#13
Quaquonfaes's picture
Quaquonfaes
My reading skills are burning

My reading skills are burning fuses.
I... don't understand what I just read.
I am... confused....?

(This counts as a submision right?
Just in case I read the thread right)

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 05:29
#14
Latisan-Sklay's picture
Latisan-Sklay
Hello Mr. Scientist

Greetings, Mr. Glacies.

Along with being very astute in your Spiral Knights research, you also have an uncanny ear for recognizing music in Arsenal Podcast Episode 50s. Very impressive.
/tell Glacies Crowfather ftw

...what am I saying? *shrugs*

IGN: Latisan-Sklay, but you knew that already.

Tue, 10/08/2013 - 09:04
#15
De-Killer's picture
De-Killer
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o.O

IGN: De-Killer

Wed, 10/09/2013 - 06:44
#16
Popoixd's picture
Popoixd

I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE YAAAAAAAAAY.

IGN: Popoixd

This is a submissions.

Wed, 10/09/2013 - 06:52
#17
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

I'll take the side of Depression

I know the perfect friend to give it to! He'd absolutely LOVE IT!

Wed, 10/09/2013 - 15:55
#18
Jason-Is-Cool's picture
Jason-Is-Cool
Iwannnannannttttttthhhhheeeem

Iwannnannannttttttthhhhheeeemmmmmmallllllll!
Gimme pwease :3

Wed, 10/09/2013 - 16:03
#19
Rage-Pillows's picture
Rage-Pillows
I can make a profit off

I can make a profit off depression.

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 12:27
#20
Subsequent-Support's picture
Subsequent-Support
Screw it!

I want to see does 58 mansions and swim in that pool made out of golden crowns... Screw it! Where do I sign?

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 15:11
#21
Rayzzw's picture
Rayzzw
Sign me in!

I wanna be a slave! ;3
IGN: Rayztwo

Thu, 10/10/2013 - 21:58
#22
Writhes's picture
Writhes

Considering slavery is illegal and a "legal" contract is impossible to have then I assume that this is a joke and you aren't actually giving away anything?!?? You should just give the thing to me... You can call me slave if you want and I'll just ignore you or whatever.

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