NEW CONTENT STORYLINE
SKYLARK BOMBS HAVEN
WE THROW STRANGERS AT THE SKYLARK
GREMLINS SWARM IN
THEN DEVILITES
THEN THE SWARM GRABS THE SKYLARK
AND JAMS IT INTO THE CORE
OPENS THE CORE
OMFGWAFFLEBBQ
NEW CONTENT STORYLINE
SKYLARK BOMBS HAVEN
WE THROW STRANGERS AT THE SKYLARK
GREMLINS SWARM IN
THEN DEVILITES
THEN THE SWARM GRABS THE SKYLARK
AND JAMS IT INTO THE CORE
OPENS THE CORE
OMFGWAFFLEBBQ
You forgot the part when we invade the gremlin palace using a Trojan Rabbit.
AND THEN VANADUKE STARTS DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE, INFLICTING EVERYONE WITH THE SHOCK STATUS
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THE CORE OPENS AND THE ENERGIZER BUNNY IS INSIDE
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A SWARM OF MOTOROLA DROIDS SWOOPS DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS, USING THE COMBINED STUPIDITY OF ALL THE FOOD PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM TO POWER THEIR CANNONS WHICH FIRE SONIC THE HEDGEHOGS AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
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RUNESCAPE SHUTS DOWN, CAUSING ALL OF ITS TERRIBLE PLAYERBASE TO SOMEHOW MIGRATE TO SK AND CRASH THE SERVERS WITH THEIR COLLECTIVE BEGGING AND WHINING
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DERPY HOOVES SLOWLY FLOATS DOWN IN A BEAM OF LIGHT AND ENDS THE CHAOS, EVERYONE WORSHIPS HER AS THE NEW GODDESS AND PEACE IS RESTORED TO THE UNIVERSE
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i really should try to get more sleep...
Sharks. With laser beams mounted on their heads.
Enough said.
The Chaos Cowl and Cloak stops being worshiped by Skolvers everywhere!
(Best SK twist ending ever)
Or...
We're going to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON