Do you remember way back in elementary school when there was that person, the one no one would play with because they would change the rules of the game midway maybe move the basket around while you were taking your shot or cover it with things right after you took it? They made playing with them such a wretched affair you'd quit before the game was over. You'd try making rules like "no rule changes" etc to try to prevent unfair play and arguments but they'd still find a way to make you hate playing with them. It didn't matter how good the game was that you were playing, they still made you hate playing it with them. They'd even stand there with their ball threatening to take it home and not let you play if they didn't get their way and you were like GO AHEAD. I don't want to play with you anyway.
OOO's you are that person holding the ball and you want us to play to play with you. If we wouldn't play for free with someone like that, why would we pay to do it. The next time you stand there threatening to take your ball home, (or ban us for not liking what you are doing to us and us acting accordingly) you might want to ask yourself if we're on this side saying, "Go ahead. I don't care. You're too crappy to play with."
I just cried & tell my Dad. He told me he was going to talk with his Dad.
He came back with bruises, a new ball, & a 6-Pack of Pudding.