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Possibly the weirdest question anyone has ever asked in SK history

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Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:34
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx

I'm surprised I haven't seen this.

How do Slime monsters reproduce? Because of all the times I've been in the Jelly Palace, I'd hate to have been poked by "those spikes".

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:39
#1
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

They make jello, then they place it in their fridge. After a few hours, add spikes and your slime monster is alive! (Slime monsters don't reproduce. They make them.)

**THIS IS NOT REAL, INCLUDING IN REAL LIFE.**

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 17:38
#2
Draycos's picture
Draycos

Cell division.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:08
#3
Glad-Amparus's picture
Glad-Amparus
They grow out from those

They grow out from those piles of gloop in RJP.

They grow differently...

Depending on the climate, slimes and jellies will grow differently, hence oilers, ice cubes… etc.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:15
#4
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
@Glad-Amparus

Yes, but how do they get their ball-core-brain-things?

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:19
#5
Arkate's picture
Arkate
They reproduce asexually. And

They reproduce asexually. And as far as we know, Slimes are sexless. The Ice Queen felt like a Queen when it gave itself that title, not because it is female.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:30
#6
Limesheep's picture
Limesheep
zez

It's like jellyfish rules. The macho Slimes throw their pollen into the air and the lady Slimes take it and makes Slime eggs. The eggs turn into Polyps, and then babby Slimes bud off and grows up to be big and strong and starts the process anew.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:39
#7
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Since they're roughly based on amoebas, it probably goes something like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amoeba#Reproduction_of_amoeba

But I don't think there is an official answer to that. Though one of the devs *might* have some idea.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 18:58
#8
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
:|

Binary fission.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:40
#9
Vesperaldus's picture
Vesperaldus
Pretty sure I've seen this

Pretty sure I've seen this topic come up before in the forums. All of this is nearly deja vu for me.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 19:56
#10
Mk-Vl's picture
Mk-Vl
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Ice cream modules

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 21:58
#11
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

Uwa!

I think I know the answer. It involves Tailed-Helm knights.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 23:36
#12
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Lets not involve the tailed-helm knights.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 00:13
#13
Pandafishie's picture
Pandafishie
...Wot.

Hmm..Well there is a Jelly King, and an Ice Jelly Queen. So..
There you go?

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 01:54
#14
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

@Fehzor
I believe in coexistence with knight and monster, and want to see a world where we can live together peacefully.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 02:08
#15
Curious-Mewkat's picture
Curious-Mewkat

@Hexzy
Didn't that already happened?

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 02:38
#16
Hexzyle's picture
Hexzyle
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees

I don't know if skinning them and wearing them as clothes counts as coexistance...
Well... it might be peaceful, but the jelly isn't alive.

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 03:38
#17
Alphacommando's picture
Alphacommando
@Hexzyle

Exactly why it's peaceful. Peace is when all your enemies are dead, preferably made into clothing (see: Wolvers, the Snarbolax, Jellies, Chromaliks, Owlites. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll commence war with Snipes soon enough, too)

Thu, 11/28/2013 - 03:52
#18
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

Search harder next time, this thread was discussed before.

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