Since it has become a part of lockdown culture, we might as well be creative about it!
What are your awesome lockdown insults?
"You are so unskilled when you tried to blow up a bush with a nitrome, you missed."
"You are so unskilled, when you tried killing an afk guy, you died."
"You are so unskilled, watching you play would make Chuck Norris cry."
A thread I can specialize in!
"Can't kill a guy without your precious shock holding me down, huh?"
Someone actually told me that because I was gunning I must be using AT.
Hammer spam nub!
Polaris spam nub!
Acheron spam nub!
GF spam nub!
Voltedge spam nub!
VT spam nub!
Valiance spam nub!
FF spam nub!
Antigua spam nub!
Nitronome spam nub!
Alchemer spam nub!
Magnus spam nub!
Winmillion spam nub!
Furious Flamberge spam nub!
And the list goes on and on...
What I wrote was not something I said, nor is it an insult.
I dun have a catchy insult but i wanted to post anyway.
To me:
"hAAmmer nub"
"at nub"
"hi phAAntomhAAmachi."
"LOSER"
"AAcheron nub"
My insults:
"You definitely need better gear."
"Not my fault you're so weak."
"Epic fail."
"Nope."
"Do not want."
@OP Fun strategy is to walk against a wall like you're lagging out and then combo someone in the face when they try to farm you.
This guy said "you Polaris noob, I'm going to hammer you" the funny thing about it is that he doesn't even have a hammer equipped, so that was pretty awkward
Maybe he was going to "hammer you". Y'know... the other way...
Oh, you want insults? You got 'em!
"The difference between you and me is one brain."
"Nice [X]! Almost makes up for your lack of skill."
"You were fast and bad at video games and now you're dead."
"If I'm such a noob, and I just killed you, what does that make you?"
A line from the Ap-Sap: "You know what, it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts. And you're- and you're doing that."
...and almost any TF2 domination line can be applied, too! And don't forget these.
Just retort with "Your mom(whatever they said)".
Instant comeback with ultra burn factor. Wins all the insults.
Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
TRYHARD!
YOU SUCK!
SPAMMER!
B***H!
You are JUST lucky.
Your name reminds me the name of a a**l disease
What else?
You're ( ) AT ( ).
Example.
You're bad AT aiming.
You're horrible AT lockdown.
The closest thing I use to actual insults in LD is:
"Hey, if you're just gonna use that Polaris, why don't you get gunner or Chaos gear instead of Skolver?"
2014 Lockdown quote of the year: "so stuped haacker reportegn you" - spyraldrago
Best guild: AT (Alt Team)
This big sword is just trying to compensate something.
"aa n00b" is mine.