Spiral Knights - corrupt a wish (game)

corrupt a wish (game)

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Fri, 07/18/2014 - 15:24

#51

Midnight-Dj

Destroyer of dreams

Granted, but the you were eaten by a giant space whale as soon as you tried to bounce one of the stars the whale was about to eat.

I wish I blew up OOO's head office with home made explosives.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 00:09

#52

Pixlator

May your hopes and dreams be crushed by everyone, including you.

Granted, but your home made explosives was actually a nuke combined with poisonous gas and the nuke will explode the entire city of where OOO's head office is at, and the poisonous gas will spread the entire world, which creates a zombie apocalypse. Your a zombie, Harry! D:

I wish OOO made an Asia server for SK from the beggining so Asian ppl (including me) wont feel hated by OOO because of the lag that made the game much more frustrating, hardcore, and load of bullcraps, just because many player and monsters kills me from far away with short range attack!!! Just because of lag. Yes i am mad with OOO -.-

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 01:30

#53

Midnight-Dj

Eating Nick's delicious brain as a zombie, Nom Nom Nom.

Granted, but now you have to pay 2000 CE to get to Tier2, and 7500CE to get to Tier3, Asian freemium MMO system at its finest. Nick Popovich is also replaced by Ning Po, a greedy chinese game developer.

I wish that female spiral knights had breasts, not sexist at all.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 06:44

#54

Flame-Shinobi

Granted

But they are Microscopic. (PS Just wear Draped Armor)

I wish you could choose your knights gender and there was some form of tell so that the He/She confusion wouldn't have to happen.

Sat, 07/19/2014 - 16:52

#55

Blizzardknightt

Hmm

Granted, but the men have Boobies and the women don't. (Cuz In video games, Women have boobs.... LOGIC)

I wish that i can wish that i wish that i wish that i can be corrupted but i wish i can't be corrupted i wish that meteors wished that wished on wishing wish on me wishing about meteors wishing that wishing that corrupted wishes wish about wishing wishes about wishing wishes with wishes that grant corrupted wishes that grant meteors that kill me that wish i was alive that wish i wish to wish about wishing about wishes.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:06

#56

Flame-Shinobi

Dufuq?

Granted but you are now a duck.

I wish that there were little baby knights running around haven.

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:09

#57

Pipipipipi

Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, except all the wishes you grant yourself are corrupted, and stars still burn you, also you are constantly hunted for your star bouncing blubber

I wish for some bubble-wrap

Mon, 07/21/2014 - 16:59

#58

Blizzardknightt

Oh well

Time to enjoy my new duck form.

Granted, but if you move it. It explodes.

I wish that Pigs COULD Fly

Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:47

#59

Supercoolguy

granted now that

they come to u messy all over.

i wish i could have some pie.

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 01:42

#60

Pixlator

Granted

But its on your face :3

I wish i can beat Saxton Hale in SK

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 09:11

#61

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, but Saxton Hale beats you in real life afterwards

I wish for to wish for a wish that I wished for wishing in a wishing well to wish

Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:22

#62

Supercoolguy

granted

it will take a year to finish you wishing at a wishing well.

i wish for a dog.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 00:54

#63

Midnight-Dj

granted

You got a cerberus, enjoy ;)

I wish I can beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight.

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 10:25

#64

Supercoolguy

granted

but it didn't even hurt him much.

i wish the next player will reply to me with a pun

Thu, 07/24/2014 - 10:40

#65

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, but you didn't turnip to see my vegetable pun

I wish for a candy cane

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 10:09

#66

Danerero

Granted

But it fell over and squashed you

I Wish for some friends

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 10:11

#67

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, they all want to kill you though

I wish I could fly, crash into a window, and die

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 14:59

#68

Supercoolguy

granted

but then i revived you with spark of life.

i wish to have more shells! from tortodrones

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 17:41

#69

Valorai

Heart of Valor

Granted, but in the cold vacuum of space no one can hear you groan.

I wish to own an army of mutated Autofires.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:08

#70

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

but the Mutated Auto-fires kill you.

Fri, 07/25/2014 - 19:13

#71

Valorai

Heart Of Valor

Granted, but then you become depressed because no one will give you anything. Not love, not comfort...Not even anger. You a a phantom to them. For the rest of your life, you will regret wishing for nothing.

I wish for a hug!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 01:46

#72

Pixlator

Granted, but u get the Hot 'n Spicy hug, not the normal 'n warm hug :3

I wish for a pikachu to be my sprite in SK when im using plate mail armor and shield, which is technically resistant to shock (so pikachu wont kill me after my wish is corrupted :P)

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 11:57

#73

Gbot-Vtwo

i got something! crowns!

Granted, but everyone who posts under my posts (except Pixolator and Galaxthekillrmech) dies from the Pikachu.

I wish for spicey wings!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 12:00

#74

Mechathglxclone

Granted,

but u get wings covered in lava.

I wish 2 get revived with a sparkoflife!

Sat, 07/26/2014 - 17:24

#75

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

but then you die really easily again.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 04:15

#76

Pixlator

Umm..

and will get spawn killed by trojans.

I wish i can build a snowman :D

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 05:29

#77

Midnight-Dj

Destroyer of dreams

Granted, oh look, the spring is here and the snows are melting.

I wish I could replace the bayonett of my valiance with an M203 grenade launcher.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:29

#78

Imagremlin

God I hate frozen.

Granted, but a grenade explodes and your grenade launcher is gone.

I wish that Disney ceased to exist.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:38

#79

Midnight-Dj

Let it go

Granted, but Dreamworks took over and Shrek5: shrek is love, shrek is life is now in cinemas.

I wish I can corrupt more wishes.

Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:44

#80

Imagremlin

Granted, but your computer explodes so now you need to use your little sisters laggy PC that takes forever.

I wish to die

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:32

#81

Supercoolguy

granted

i revived you.

i wish have no lag.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:40

#82

Imagremlin

Granted, but the lag goes to

Granted, but the lag goes to Chuck Norris and he beats you up.

I wish for the next guy to answer me in a haiku.

Mon, 07/28/2014 - 17:32

#83

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

But the server crashed and deleted the post!

Tue, 07/29/2014 - 02:39

#84

Pixlator

Y u no wish? :/

I wish i can have a dubstep gun

Wed, 07/30/2014 - 17:45

#85

Imagremlin

Dubstep gun

Granted, but the game glitches and your progress is deleted.

I wish I had a Portalgun.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:07

#86

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

but it malfunctions and doesn't work anymore.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:07

#87

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

but it malfunctions and doesn't work anymore.

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:45

#88

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, but nothing happened due to the fact that I can't see your wish

I wish the next poster wouldn't grant my wish

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 15:07

#89

Gbot-Vtwo

._.

Not granted!

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:07

#90

Supercoolguy

{add you wish please}

i wish galaxthekillrmech could make a wish

Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:39

#91

Slim-Shady-Two

Sorry can't be granted. I

Sorry can't be granted.

I wish for Justin Bieber can be deported to Antarctica.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 00:01

#92

Midnight-Dj

Destroyer of dreams

Granted, but all of the Antarctica's penguin population became bielibers within months and JB soon became the president of the south pole.

I wish that optimus prime is real.

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 03:37

#93

Pixlator

Granted, but then he will rule the world, pffft.. obviously :P

I wish i can become the god-like optimus prime :D

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 08:17

#94

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Granted, but Megatron soon comes and wrecks your face

I wish for a pie flavored pie

Fri, 08/01/2014 - 13:05

#95

Flame-Shinobi

Granted but....

You must participate in a Banana Fight!

I wish I had Pi's noze.

Sat, 08/02/2014 - 14:22

#96

Gbot-Vtwo

granted,

But his nose becomes a dust bunny and kills you!

Sat, 08/02/2014 - 17:36

#97

Obcydian

But your nonexistent wish

But your nonexistent wish causes the universe to not exist

IWF the ability to switch genders whenever I want

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 05:46

#98

Flame-Shinobi

Granted

But whenever you switch lightning strikes you and you set fire to the immediate area.

I wish i had a yummilicious cookie.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:38

#99

Gbot-Vtwo

Granted,

But its melted.

"But your nonexistent wish causes the universe to not exist."

i had a wish. 1 wish. so the universe still exists.(also if it didn't, you would not have been able to granted and corrupt os the corruption doesn't work and life continues on.)

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 13:42

#100

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

But you didn't wish your wish back then so the universe still doesn't exist

I wish for a pogo stick and a swing, so I can make dinosaurs go extinct. Trust me, you can do that with a pogo stick and a swing

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