corrupt a wish (game)
So, 07/06/2014 - 22:49
Here's how to play.
player 1: i wish for a chocolate chip cookie
player 2: granted, but its melted.
Then your wish here.
I'll start.
I wish for a spark of life
Mo, 07/07/2014 - 12:02
#2
use granted also! :D
granted but it walks away from you.
i wish for a pet fish
Mo, 07/07/2014 - 14:45
#3
Granted, although its swimming in poison
I wish to become a dragon
Mo, 07/07/2014 - 20:08
#4
Hue
Granted, You are now a Chinese Dragon that is a kindly being and can only make it rain... dollahs
(They will also try to catch you for dissection)
I wish that Ben Affleck was not Batman (Impossible to corrupt)
Di, 07/08/2014 - 02:58
#5
assuming he is disliked by most people
granted, but the one replacing him is ryan reynolds
i wish i can fly
Di, 07/08/2014 - 05:58
#6
Granted but
Granted but you'll hear the nyan cat song as you fly on insane volume
I wish i had a Shield bracelet
Di, 07/08/2014 - 06:28
#7
PONY!
NOOOO! NOT THE PONY WHY U CORRUPT MY WISH! lol jk
Granted, but its got stickers of princesses and glitter on it
I wish for Ten Billion Million, Million, Million, light shards
Di, 07/08/2014 - 08:18
#8
Granted but a shipping error
Granted but a shipping error gave you ten billion, million, million, million dark shards
I wish I could explode
Di, 07/08/2014 - 08:20
#9
double post
>.<
Di, 07/08/2014 - 10:46
#10
Granted, but misunderstood so
Granted, but misunderstood so you can only implod D:
I wish I got a promotion.
Di, 07/08/2014 - 15:47
#11
granted
but if someone else also got promoted, he/she will demote you :3
i wish for a demotion
Di, 07/08/2014 - 18:58
#12
Granted but
Granted
I wish i had the ability to ability by usling the ability i dont have to ability
(Corrupt that i dare you)
Di, 07/08/2014 - 19:46
#13
if I did. if i accedently fell in a well, well im stuck XD
it got granted???
granted, but those ability take too long!
i wish to wish on a wishing well!
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 02:43
#14
granted
although I'm standing at the bottom catching all your coins
I wish people would stop hunting me down for dissection
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 05:06
#15
^
Granted, but you will smell like dish soap forever.
I wish to be friends with Snarbolax! (So we could snuggle cause I heard he's warm like Vanaduke but he burns, like, literally.)
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 05:57
#16
Granted but
Granted but it ate you :3
I wish i was a tooth
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 06:17
#17
Granted, but you are full of
Granted, but you are full of cavities and the person never brushers their teeth!
I wish for his wish to come true
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 13:59
#18
Granted but
Granted but in return your computer crashes
I wish i could punch my screen with full force and it wont get damaged
Mi, 07/09/2014 - 14:51
#19
granted!
but it KO and thing will. electricity you know?
i wish for next person that will reply next, to have a candy
Do, 07/10/2014 - 05:55
#20
Granted buuut...
It's black Licorice. No one likes that [REDACTED].
I wish Hot side was the opposite of who he not isn't with a side of FRIES!
Do, 07/10/2014 - 19:02
#21
Granted... BUT!
Granted, But now you must listen to Justin Bieber forever.
I wish that Justin Beiber was dead.
Fr, 07/11/2014 - 12:37
#22
granted
now that someone else will do the act for him. (ahhhh stappp!!)
i wish for a pie
Fr, 07/11/2014 - 20:24
#23
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Granted, it's in your face
I wish someone would point out this thread has been made before
Fr, 07/11/2014 - 20:36
#24
Destroyer of dreams
Granted, but a ninja got to him before he could point you out.
I wish I can destroy the entire forum OOO cheerleader population, they get on my nerves every time
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 08:42
#25
Destroyer of DJs
Granted, But 5000000000 more came.
I wish that i could invent a time machine
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 09:05
#26
Granted
But before you leave you say "If anything goes wrong I'll come back in time and destroy the machine before I leave." Then You show up and destroy the time machine before you can get in.
I wish season 3 of bravest warriors would come out soon.
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 10:05
#27
Granted
(I see what you did there, Dan before time reference :3)
Granted, But Chris, Dan and Beth are dead, And theres only Waldo nursing' his big old beer
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 10:05
#28
Oh
(forgot to put a wish)
I wish cat bug was real
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 10:19
#29
granted
but it got squashed! :(
i wish for a dog. and wont become into a hotdog
Sa, 07/12/2014 - 16:10
#30
Move over, there's bubble wrap to be popped!
Granted, but it was chased off by a coolcat
I wish my post on the corrupt a wish game was the 30th
So, 07/13/2014 - 09:55
#31
Well
Granted, But i hacked so its the 29th.
I wish Pi's post was not the 30th
So, 07/13/2014 - 17:06
#32
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Granted, but to do that, all your posts on here were deleted
I wish for extra mustard
So, 07/13/2014 - 18:03
#33
Mwa ha ha
Granted. It dumps all over your face and you are covered in mustard.
I wish for a cat.
So, 07/13/2014 - 20:26
#34
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Granted, but it's an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil cat, and ate your plants
I wish this wish wasn't corrupted
Mo, 07/14/2014 - 11:44
#35
Granted, then paradox.
I wish
Granted, then paradox.
I wish I had a better computer.
Di, 07/15/2014 - 18:15
#36
Granted.
But it is allways monitored by every government in existence.
I wish I had an adorable, loving, cute, pet Devilite.
Di, 07/15/2014 - 18:23
#37
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Granted, but Popoixd revolts
I wish 4 better internet
Di, 07/15/2014 - 18:29
#38
granted
later will be laggier.
i wish lag was a monster so i can kill it and my computer will be fast now :D
Di, 07/15/2014 - 20:09
#39
Granted
However, the lag monster is a hydra, cut it down once, and two more shall take its place.
I wish I was better at drawing.
Di, 07/15/2014 - 20:19
#40
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Granted, but with those new drawing skills you get forum banned
I wish for the next poster to be eternally happy
Di, 07/15/2014 - 20:22
#41
Granted, but now you are eternally in pain.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Di, 07/15/2014 - 20:31
#42
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Ok, I planted corruption all over your wish. Just to let you know, those were my only corruption seeds
I wish that I wished that I wished a meteor would crash into me and kill me, afterwards, nothing would happen, as I'm dead
Mi, 07/16/2014 - 06:32
#43
Okay....
Ummm What? Lemme talk to the producers *whisper whisper* OKAY!! Seeing as I have no way to corrupt this. You move on to the next round!
I wish I had a way to corrupt the last wish.
Mi, 07/16/2014 - 10:30
#44
granted
now a new one starts :D
i wish for a cheese cake
Do, 07/17/2014 - 10:40
#45
Granted
But it's made of Bleu Cheese.
I wish I had a watermelon Cake.
Do, 07/17/2014 - 16:10
#46
Heart of Valor
Granted, but there's still dirt in it.
I wish to live inside Spiral knights.
Do, 07/17/2014 - 23:56
#47
Destroyer of dreams
Granted, you wake up in your knight's sleeping quarter only to realize Desna is your bunkmate, she snore alot.
I wish thinslayer can continue his fan fics.
Fr, 07/18/2014 - 07:41
#48
Granted
But they become Very innapropriate.
I wish I had all the gear in SK.
Fr, 07/18/2014 - 08:47
#49
Granted
but all your gears will have durability of 1/10 (= 99% broken :P)
I wish i can mount a nyan cat with laser eye that can kill everyone in 1 hit.
Fr, 07/18/2014 - 15:16
#50
Granted...
Granted, but the laser will bounce off of a mirror and hit the nyan cat, thus the laser kills itself and the cat, but the initial photons constituting the laser do not dissapear and bounce around off various relective objects to change direction, eventually tearing apart the Earth or Haven as a result.
I wish to be a galaxy sized metaphysical walrus who can grant itself wishes and bounce stars off of it's galactic blubber.
Here's one, but death had it, so I don't know what the outcome will be
I wish for a magical, flying, rainbow pony