MEMORANDUM
TO: All Knights
FROM: Spiral HQ
SUBJECT: Gremlins and You
Knights, our intel on Gremlins is sparse at best. Because these creatures tend to attack on sight, getting close to them will never be easy. And yet, we must do better; Gremlins are deeply connected to the Clockworks and by extension, to Cradle's mysteries.
We are therefore implementing a voluntary program, OPERATION THWACK, in an attempt to pry into the Gremlin mind. To interested knights, we are supplying various items of Gremlin make:
- Gremlin Suits
- Gremlin Helmets
- Gremlin Goggles
- Drakon Pods: Drakon comes disguised as a Gun Puppy
In addition, you may also receive a Gremlin Disguise (these disintegrate after 30 days because of plausible deniability reasons).
These items will be available in the Gremlin Prize Box through August 26, 2014. All details can be found here.
SUMMARY: Become the enemy. Behave as a Gremlin behaves, fight as a Gremlin fights, smell as a Gremlin smells. Then report your findings to Spiral HQ, preferably after bathing.
P.S. Sneezing while wearing a Gremlin mask is contraindicated.