There needs to be some sort of hairy byproduct in this game. I want the hairs because I want something like a prismatic beard so I can run around haven with a sexy blue beard.
There also needs to be a Prismatic Hairy Aura that leaves a trailing effect of large clumps hair on the ground and stuns allies when stepped on and the knights are inflicted with the "ew" status and they ew when stepped on.
Along with a hair sword that is a reskin of the Winmillion that shoots clumps of hair at the monsters.
This sounds like a great idea; it cuts straight to the point by highlighting all the details.
As an extension to your idea, how about a hairbrush accessory. I guess we should mullet over and see what else we can comb up with.