MEMORANDUM

TO: All Knights

FROM: Spiral HQ

SUBJECT: Sleep is for the Strong

Knights, is "I'll sleep when I'm dead" your motto? It shouldn't be. Quality rest is important for those who brave danger on a daily basis. It restores, rejuvenates, and revives exhausted bodies and minds.

We at Spiral HQ are concerned about a spike in the number of knights who push themselves to the limit with lack of sleep, and Medical has noted a similar uptick in knights who want to sleep, but can't. We suspect this is at least partly due to recent Apocrean activity in the Clockworks. While that problem can be addressed martially, sometimes a knight just needs a comfortable break from routine. For interested knights, we are making available the Slumber Prize Box, which contains a variety of items to assist you in your quest for repose:

- Sleepy Night Cap
- Lucid Night Cap
- Dreamer Night Cap
- Wooly Onesie
- Sweet Dreams (your weapon against nightmares)
- Teddy Bear Buckler (shield)
- Slumber accessories
- Slumber armors and helms

If you still can't sleep, feel free to roar through the Clockworks in your new jammies. It'll at least confuse the monsters.

This box will be available through September 1, 2015! Get the full item rundown here.