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The user above you died! Loot their body!

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Xan-The-Dragon

om ded

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Iamnoone
1st

I loot the penis.

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Falminar

I cut off the tongue of Iamnoone's mask, then remove his eyes and turn them into a Dot Eyes usable.

Then, I suddenly die for no apparent reason

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Kian-Slime-Master
i cant die. I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!!

I loot vanas gear and his penis

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I bet Kian doesn't even know what that is.

I leave Kian's body be because everything they have is worthless.

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Matikclocker
I get it. No, I don't get

I get it.
No, I don't get it.
I loot more greaver wings.

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Falminar
I look for a Heavy Bomb Bandolier

Then I die because I forgot to kill that devilite over there.

Asmoudues
NOT POSSIBLE

YOU CANT LOOT IN SPIRAL KNIGHTS

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Falminar
Asmoudues died because he attempted to apply game rules.

I loot the capital text.

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Delecated
I loot Vana's bones.

And buried them.

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Inquistitive-Ego
Delecated was killed by Kats for attempting to summon Margrel

pre Kataclysm of course.

I loot his eyes and Mad Bomber suit.

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Supercoolguy
I loot that explosion box

*And dies*

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Karma
Yep.

Snatch the one arm remaining that I found

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Fiquel
...

I'm surprised I'm the only one who would partake in good, old-fashioned cannibalism. Plus crowns.

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Rosetheknight
naruto is dead

steal the money. all the money. anarchy

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Matikclocker
Rosetheknight gets overthrown by his/her own kingdom and dies.

I loot the rose. I wonder who I can give it...

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Inquistitive-Ego
2d20's+Cha modifier-Wis modifier= what I think of you

Matik, I need that rose for the bowler hat I'm haggling for in Abnormal Cake Simulator. As such I shoot you with this Magnus and loot it.

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Rodent-Queen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I take the bowler hat and sit in it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Delecated
You should of known better!

Rodent-Queen rocked on the bowler hat as if it were a mechanical bull. However, the force of the rocking eventually caused her steed to roll too far backwards, resulting in Rodent-Queen cracking the back of her skull against the floor!

Tellingly, Rodent-Queen died swiftly of a brain hemorrhage.
Long live the queen!

I loot:
ROYAL INCISORS
&
THE RODENT CROWN

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Rodent-Queen
What's this?!

While Delecated sleeps, Rodent-Queen's minions attack. He is swiftly nibbled to death. With her incisors and crown returned, the queen rises as a ghost...! ...who nicks the bowler hat and runs off with it.

It was fuzzy inside.

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Matikclocker
I plasma Rodent-Queen. I take

I plasma Rodent-Queen.

I take rodent fur and mechanolord arm.

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Sheeplusdog
I froze Matikclocker on a trap. I take...

That sweet arm, now how to attach it to my body...*looks at right arm* I don't need you too bad...

(As i'm a N00b, i'm expecting the trap to do to you what i can't without several hours of work.)

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Matikclocker
I hit Sheeplusdog with H.A.H.

I hit Sheeplusdog with H.A.H. (Hot as hell) lasers, then reclaim the mechanolord arm, along with an animal that is a connection of sheep and a dog.

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Iamnoone
I take Matik's feet and

I take Matik's feet and tickle him all night.

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Nanonizer
I take Iamnoone's feather,

I take Iamnoone's feather, tickle him out and launch the body into space.

I loot: Chroma Suit, Chromalisk Mask

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Matikclocker
Combat is unavoidable. You will be demolished.

I loot nanotech nanites and a second mechanolord arm.

I need 4 more parts to upgrade into the Mechanolord. They can't fall in enemy hands.

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Flash-Flire
<insert title>

They can't fall into enemy hands, eh?
I walk up to Matikclocker from behind and use Back Slash to defeat him. I take the Mechanolord parts and run off with them.
I decide they look nice as a decoration on the wall.

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Matikclocker
You died to radiation

You died to radiation emitting from the Mechanolord Arms.

I loot Mechanolord legs and a Mechanolord helmet. Now I need a torso and get ready to rofl.

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Monsterbrine
I AM INDOMINUS BOT!

Uses H.A.T.S. (Hot As The Sun) Lasers on Matik.
I loot:
2 Mechanolord Arms
1000000000 Crowns
1 Sprite Device: Roarmulus Twin Tank
Evolves to Mechominus Rex, leaving my past form's body behind in a trail of carnage with no discernable destruction source.

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Kordani
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration

I kill the Mechominus Rex, and I decide to take:

5 Mil in Crowns
500k in Energy
Pill Eyes ( Usable )
A Seraphynx Reskin Pod ( Black Kat )
Gorgomega Shield
Fancy Glasses Accessory
Mustache Accessory
Dusky Pipe Accessory
Fancy Valkyrie Wings
Cloak of the Moonstone Rose
Cloak of the Amethyst Rose
Sentenza Gun
A Drakon Reskin pod ( Spiraltail )
Vog Cub Coat
Shadow Scarf
Shadow Vertical Vents
Shadow Glasses
Shadow Valkyrie Wings
Triglav Sword
Shivermist Buster Bomb
& A Maskerwraith Reskin Pod ( Freeze )

Soon after walking a few yards with all of the loot I collapse and die of Dehydration

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Matikclocker
And the Mechanolord parts went into dust.

I loot those fancy and dark Valkyrie wings and some parts for The Mech (name to be determined).

I evolve into the Mech, while keeping my own body, Then, some malfunction caused me to die, while the Mech lives on.

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Kordani
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration

I was resurrected, and take everything back, but once again I die of dehydration.

Zarzav
Loot Get!

I loot the mech parts, a 3Uv Firecracker bomb, and whatever Radiants I can find (5 1/2).
I then get impaled on a shiny Luminite deposit and die.

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Teddysmacker
Totally wasn't me.

I loot Zarzav's pants and all the cookies he has in them.
Then I died because Cookiemonster mugged me.

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Markelu
I loot a chess table and a

I loot a chess table and a shield.

Alexandren
Cool, loot.

I loot his armor.

But then i realized i was on fire and died.

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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

I get nothing. Yay!

Time to add it to the collection!

Parenthisis
I loot Crazee's aging

I loot Crazee's aging collection.