Some defender geared up with wolver armor (never a good sign), 4 xX's in the name, decided to random trade me.
It feels like somebody... wants to sell me something!

Without saying a word, he stuck a Frosty Brigadine, Prismatic Bolted Vee, and Heavy Knight Vision Goggles into the trade.
Naturally, I reacted by adding 1 CR to the trade and hitting confirm, I said no words since I might as well save the effort.

Basically, his response.
We're gonna need more than one puny jellyfish.
+2 CR
I'm gonna need more than that, boy.
+2 CR
Oh, that'll never do. More!
+2 CR
What do you not understand about... more!

I then drop the CR down to 1 and add 1 CE. Still asking for more, I load Stun Guns x2, a Beast Basher, a Robo Wrecker, and Thwack Hammers x8. He completely voluntarily adds 1k CR to the trade and accepts.

Now that I think of it, probably should have offered one of my 40 zappers, although it's still hilarious that he actually accepted with an abundance of awful tier items. (Thwack Hammer is a direct downgrade to even the Heavy Hatchet if you're going T1 LD, for those who didn't know.)

Haven't logged in for a long time, and this is what I'm greeted with. Guess I can sell the Goggles to make more T1 trash?

I reckon we all have some story about random trading.

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tl;dr wolver defender gave me free accessories for trash worth vendoring