Charley uses Metal Cyclone.
Pumpkin continues to rake.
Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR
Thu, 10/27/2016 - 13:11
#852
Remember, don't shoot food.
Fri, 10/28/2016 - 00:02
#853
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I thought I said Dog should use Bite Rush and a regular Bite.
Also Dog has 20 HP not 10.
EDIT: Probably should have read the whole thing first.
Anyway...
Dog! Use Bite Rush! Then use Bite!
Thu, 10/27/2016 - 23:16
#854
OI
I did NOT tell Dog to double post, however.
Thu, 10/27/2016 - 23:35
#855
Dee attempts to command Mark to apply Regenerate on both xerself and Pumpkin, while he tells Tugarin to Juiceblast.
Sat, 10/29/2016 - 14:28
#856
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Avery regenerated 12 HP.
Charley regenerated 4 HP.
Mark is pretty bad at listening to Dee.
Tugarin blasts Avery. -12.
Charley casts Metal Cyclone. -8, -9.
Dog bites Avery. -1.
Dog bites Avery again. -3.
Dog decides that he should bite Avery again. -4.
Dog is really insistent on doing something like biting Avery again. -5.
Dog doesn't know how to count.
Pumpkin rakes Avery. -6.
Pumpkin harshly rakes Avery. -9.
Mark decides to sleep.
Avery waits patiently.
Avery
Regen(1)
HP - 16/120
AP - 3/8
Charley
Vigor(2), MagUp(2)
HP - 22/48
Tugarin
HP - 18/36
Pumpkin
HP - 18/36
Mark
HP - 16/32
Dog
HP - 10/20
Sat, 10/29/2016 - 22:27
#857
<insert title>
Dog! Use Suddenly Meat!
I don't know how you materialize meat out of thin air, but I'm not complaining.
Sun, 10/30/2016 - 00:03
#858
And Dee's supposed to be the beastmaster. /s
"This isn't going well at all."
With a shrug, Dee rolls with Tugarin spamming Rake.
Sun, 10/30/2016 - 07:33
#859
Remember, don't shoot food.
Charlie uses Metal Cyclone.
Pumpkin sees Mark sleeping and decides that they should sleep too.
The Lamp teleports somewhere onto the battlefield when nobody is looking.
Mon, 10/31/2016 - 17:57
#860
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Avery Regenerated 4 HP.
Dog summons some meat. Wait what? +8.
Tugarin rakes Avery. -6.
Charlie casts Metal Cyclone. -7, -6. Bleeding!
Pumpkin sleeps. +9.
Mark sleeps. +9.
Tugarin harshly rakes Avery. -8.
Avery collapsed...
"I'll make it way harder next time, fellas." Grey straightened himself. "Now, as promised, I will heal your cat. Bring him to me." He completely ignores the fact that a lamp appeared out of nowhere.
Sun, 10/30/2016 - 20:30
#861
...
Dee eyes Grey with wary.
"What do ya' say boss?" Dee calls out to Pickles.
"...I'll be accompanying you should he agree," Dee firmly states to Grey. "We wouldn't want you to pull anything funny."
"Besides, you still got a hat to give me."
Mon, 10/31/2016 - 00:01
#862
Wait...
I take my attention off of Dog for a second and walk at the lamp.
It somehow manages to look at me, slightly annoyed.
I punch it.
Mon, 10/31/2016 - 07:41
#863
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Grey passes his hat to Dee, then puts on an identical hat.
Tue, 11/01/2016 - 21:35
#864
Remember, don't shoot food.
I put the new hat on and agree to bring Mischief to Grey.
The lamp teleports somewhere else on the battlefield right before Zingy punches it.
Wed, 11/02/2016 - 06:44
#865
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Grey uses a really generic magical spell, and the air around Mischief twinkles.
After a few seconds, Mischief stirs a little. He lifts his head up unconsciously and looks around a little.
"Right, then. I'll be going, now." Grey disappears with a teleport.
Thu, 11/03/2016 - 09:16
#866
okay then
"So, this is over now? Well, atleast now i can rest.
I was supposed to put an link there, but it didn't work.
Fri, 11/25/2016 - 14:10
#867
Remember, don't shoot food.
I cast heal on the thread.
Sat, 11/26/2016 - 17:52
#868
<insert title>
I Encourage the thread.
Tue, 11/29/2016 - 07:41
#869
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Nothing happened. Mischief just looks at Matik funny.
Thu, 12/01/2016 - 01:41
#870
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I look at Mischief funny.
I scratch his ears.
He scratches my hand.
Fri, 12/02/2016 - 14:53
#871
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
(The lights have been out for like... A month. The cake baking fun is no more. But I headcanon that you all just quit because none of you got paid.)
(However! I- *ahem* -tried making a new Abnormal Cake Simulator. However! It is now in a different dimension. And that dimension is stricter, requires more blah, and is classified as an RP. The staff... Is being absent-minded at the moment(don't tell them I said that), so if you're interested, you can come join and try to spark the new place.)
P.S. Yes, I know there is no link to the new Cake Simulator. I'll post it if I know you're interested. Ask questions if you're unsure about this new dimension.)
Fri, 12/02/2016 - 18:22
#872
Oh, that makes things much easier.
*deletes narrative of Dee's retirement that I could never finish because very busy*
Fri, 12/02/2016 - 23:36
#873
Remember, don't shoot food.
I looked it up and apparently it's a universe where everyone's a pokemon...
There's also another Abnormal Cake Simulator 2 but I don't think that's the one Blaze is talking about.
Will there be references to this universe? What about adding a certain new legendary?
Sat, 12/03/2016 - 08:57
#874
Actually... That is the other
Actually... That is the other dimension. Everyone is a Pokemon.
Also I don't know how a legendary lamp is supposed to appear.
My made-up legendary Makan the Anorith doesn't appear.
Sat, 12/03/2016 - 13:32
#875
Remember, don't shoot food.
Will there be any returning mechanics?
Sat, 12/03/2016 - 17:03
#876
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
I'll just give you all the details. Well, most of them.
Combat has you attacking freely and not saying the names of attacks. There will also be less fighting.
Also, the rules of the forum require 100 words at minimum for each post. So you gotta think of better things to say. Not that that's a problem, since you'd have more personality.
I don't know if I should do those perks at the end of the day, but I need some way to upgrade the shop...
You actually get paid in this version of Abnormal Cake Simulator. Because this time Pickles isn't the owner of the shop.
Cakes aren't auto-baked anymore. You don't have an easy bake oven this time. You gotta take the time to mix the ingredients and toss it all in the oven.
You're forced to speak English instead of communicating through telepathy half of the time.
There might be time warps. Might.
Here is the forum(for sign ups). Yunno. If you care.
Sat, 12/03/2016 - 18:28
#877
Oh.
Looks like I am going to pass on that.
'Twas a good run while it lasted.
Farewell...
Sat, 12/03/2016 - 20:12
#878
Hello Darkness, my Old Friend.
Okay. I have a different style of incompetency to look forward to.
I don't say anything on the forums anymore. I'm just really uninclined to do anything useful nowadays.
So uhh... See y'all I guess.
Wed, 12/14/2016 - 01:43
#879
THE TRUE GUARD NEVER RETIRES!
Pokemon or not, I'm gonna...make up a random pokemon and RETURN IN STYLE!
Too bad this game died.
Dog bites Avery.
Charley pokes Avery.
Tugarin rakes Avery.
Pumpkin harshly rakes Avery.
Dog bites Avery.
Tugarin harshly rakes Avery.
Mark fires a torrent of orange juice at Avery. -0, -0.
Avery casts Snapshock! All of your familiars lost half their health!
Tugarin harshly rakes Avery.
Pumpkin harshly rakes Avery.
Tugarin harshly rakes Avery.
Pumpkin harshly rakes Avery.
Avery's Null Barrier was shattered.
"Dang. I would've thought that barrier would've held off your attacks for longer."
Avery
Regen(2)
HP - 61/120
AP - 0/8
Charley
Regen(1), Vigor(3), MagUp(3)
HP - 18/48
Tugarin
HP - 18/36
Pumpkin
HP - 18/36
Mark
HP - 16/32
Dog
HP - 10/20