The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]
Fr, 09/09/2016 - 23:56
So this is like the game "It's a box." but instead of one, there is three.
One person creates three boxes by putting a question mark between square brackets (see the subject for example).
The second person says which box he/she opens. He/she shows it by this:........../
........................................................................................................................[?]
The third person says what was inside that box and what happens to it, then he/she creates the new 3 boxes.
Like "It's a box.", the box has infinite room inside it.
Example:
Person 1: [?] [?] [?]
.............../
Person 2: [?] [?] [?]
Person 3: The box had a cookie inside. Person 2 eats it. [?] [?] [?]
etc.
Let's begin.
[?] [?] [?]
Fr, 09/16/2016 - 01:08
#2
Ok then
Let's actually begin then.
[Minecraft] [Stardew Valley] [GTA]
Sa, 09/17/2016 - 05:11
#3
maincraaaaa jaajajajaja
MINECRAFT! I CHOOSE YOU!
I find a block inside. I place it.
omg
[Sword] [Bomb] [Gun]
Sa, 09/17/2016 - 18:07
#4
Look at my profile pic.
I choose Bomb.
It blows up.
But SK has no self damage, so I'm OK.
[Youtube] [Wikipedia] [SK forums]
Sa, 09/17/2016 - 18:43
#5
Remember, don't shoot food.
After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the SK Forums. The box opens and I go to the forums. Once there, I see a thing under "Off-Topic" labeled "The Arcade" and click on it. I am presented with a list of threads, one of which is "The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]." I click on it and scroll down to the bottom of the thread where somebody named "Ze-Epik" presents me with three boxes. One of them is labeled "Youtube," another "Wikipedia," and the last one "SK forums." After a long, hard look at the boxes, I choose the Wikipedia, which leads me to an article about Youtube and ends the loop.
[Chocolate] [Vanilla] [Strawberry]
Sa, 09/17/2016 - 23:16
#6
Wish you could +1 comments
I open the Chocolate box. Luckily, I am the first to do so, so the ice cream inside is all smooth and cool. I take an ice cream scoop and give myself three scoops into a bowl. Mmmmm...chocolate ice cream. I take a tablespoon and eat the ice cream.
I then put the box into the freezer in case anyone else wants ice cream.
[Apple] [Orange] [The sun]
Mo, 09/19/2016 - 07:58
#7
APPPPPPLE
I choose apple. I find an apple inside. (suprise suprise)
I take a bite out of the apple. It tastes good.
[Ze-Epik] [Crazee-Pi-Forum] [Delecated]
Mo, 09/19/2016 - 14:38
#8
<insert title>
I open the box that says Ze-Epik on it. I teleport into the box suddenly.
I then step out of the box.
That accomplished nothing.
Mi, 10/12/2016 - 13:50
#9
whoops
I forgot to put in the boxes.
[Box] [Box in a box] [Box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a...]
Do, 10/13/2016 - 20:35
#10
Remember, don't shoot food.
I open the first box then put said first box inside the box inside it while that box is still in the first box.
Don't think about that too hard.
[Flinstones] [Snow Halation] [The Nutshack]
Sa, 10/15/2016 - 18:56
#11
<insert title>
I open the first box.
I see a TV with an old cartoon playing on it.
I'm slightly confused.
[Metre] [Meter] [Metric system]
Fr, 10/21/2016 - 08:25
#12
metremetermetricmetereorjeorjeiorjeiojriowe
I open the box [Meter].
The box turns a few inches bigger.
I take a 2 meter ruler and see how big it is.
1.0000001 meters.
[Super] [Duper] [Hyper]
Sa, 10/22/2016 - 00:12
#13
<insert title>
I open the box [Duper].
The Pokemon universe explodes.
[CGP Grey] [Kurzgesagt] [VSauce]
Sa, 10/22/2016 - 00:40
#14
inappropiateness warning
I open the VSAUCE box.
I find a long, vibrating gummy thing inside.
I stare at it for a moment.
While doing a pokerface, i put the thing back to the box, crush the box, freeze the box, burn the box and then throw it off a cliff.
[The [?]] [Three [?]] [Boxes [?]]
Sa, 10/22/2016 - 02:36
#15
<insert title>
I open the box [Boxes [?]].
Inside I see a bunch of unopened boxes: [Stardew Valley] [GTA] [Sword] [Gun] [Youtube] [Wikipedia] [Vanilla] [Strawberry] [Orange] [The sun] [Crazee-Pi-Forum] [Delecated] [Metre] [Metric system] [Super] [Hyper] [CGP Grey] [Kurzgesagt] [The [?]] [Three [?]]
I take all of these out and ask the next person to choose one of those.
So, 10/23/2016 - 08:07
#16
clever O_o
It was a hard decision due to the fact that there were so many boxes, but then i choose [The sun].
I close my eyes while opening the box due to my previous experience.
When i open my eyes, I'm inside the sun.
I die and respawn in front of the box.
That didn't do anything.
[Death] [Death] [Death]
Mo, 10/24/2016 - 01:34
#17
<insert titel>
I open the box that says "Death" on it.
It's filled with dust.
That's a smart joke, everybody.
[Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR] [The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]] [Create a story]
Fr, 12/30/2016 - 19:30
#18
NOBODY ELSE IS POSTING.
I open [The Three Boxes [?] [?] [?]].
I see that nobody has posted in a while, so I have to post back to myself.
I open [The Three]- wait that jokes been done before? ok...
I open [Abnormal CaKe SiMuLaToR]. It takes me to the PokeCommunity forums where the CaKe SiMuLaToR has been recreated.
edit: i forgot to make boxes again darnit
[Christmas] [New Year's Day] [Halloween]
Fr, 12/30/2016 - 13:02
#19
Not here to actually play the game or anything...
Your box offer is undefined.
So, 01/01/2017 - 01:50
#20
Christmas
I open Christmas.
I get a present.
When i open it, Nitronicx comes out and joins the game. Then i realize it's not Christmas and Nitronicx is not actually playing.
[Bad joke] [Worse joke] [Worst joke]
So, 01/01/2017 - 14:51
#21
<insert title>
I open the box that says "Worst joke".
Someone says "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
...
"The chicken wanted to get to the other side of the road."
I'm very disappointed.
[Book] [TV show] [VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAMES]
Mi, 01/11/2017 - 04:50
#22
meh.
I open the box that says [VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES].
Suddenly all the heat in my house flows outside, and this ball keeps spinning forever.
Screw physics.
Because video games.
[Physics] [Chemistry] [Biology]
Mi, 01/11/2017 - 15:26
#23
Ok, now I'm posting here for real...
I choose [Physics].
Opening it causes the heat to act once again in a regular way we know and love and whatever ball Ze-Epik was talking about starts spinning slower.
Also, Crazee-Pi's space-and-time-origami box starts shaking around as the Physics in my box is having quite some problem to take them out of each other without violating its own rules.
But Physics great friend History told it, that certain participants of this game were violating its rules while it was locked in the box. While Physics is thankful that you weren't disassembling the universe apart constantly, the problem needs to be solved and it's offering you three boxes:
[Shaking box with a box inside it] [Box in which was put the first box while this box is still inside the first box, so it's shaking, too] [Independant box in which you can store the first two boxes stuck in each other]
So, 03/12/2017 - 17:47
#24
baddump
I open [shaking box with a box inside it].
I find a shaking box.
Inside this box I find the secret Physics was trying to hide desperately.
I put it inside of more boxes.
[Quantum mechanics is and isn't in this box] [Quantum mechanics is and isn't also in this box] [There is a possibility that quantum mechanics is in this box]
Mi, 06/21/2017 - 00:36
#25
*yawn*
I open the box that says [Quantum mechanics is and isn't in this box].
I see a book on quantum mechanics.
I notice the label has changed to "Quantum mechanics is in this box".
Huh.
[Solstice] [Equinox] [Some other random day of the year because 2 isn't cleanly divisible by 3]
Mo, 06/26/2017 - 13:20
#26
Copy and paste skills in practice
I open the box that says [Solstice].
I see a light of summer and winter.
I notice the box has changed to other 3 similiar boxes.
Huh.
[Summer Solstice] [Winter Solstice] [Some other random day of the year because 2 isn't cleanly divisible by 3]
Mi, 06/28/2017 - 17:40
#27
=P
I open the box that says [Summer Solstice].
I see a calendar marked with the longest day of the year.
I notice that I have nowhere to go with this joke and it wasn't really even a joke in the first place.
Well then.
[January] [February] [March through to December]
Sa, 07/08/2017 - 01:39
#28
I open
I open [March through to December] because my birthday is in March.
It's a calendar with the first 2 pages ripped out.
This isn't funny.
[No long na...] [NoMoreSpaces] []
Mo, 07/17/2017 - 04:17
#29
<insert titlel>
I open [].
It's tiny. And also empty.
I feel ripped off.
[Short] [Not quite as short] [Incredibly long and random name that I'm making up on the spot as part of a joke]
Di, 07/18/2017 - 09:54
#30
I open
I open [Not quite as short].
It's not quite as short as [Short].
[Who] [Whomst] [Whomst'd've]
Fr, 07/21/2017 - 16:05
#31
ok
I open [Who].
It's bigger on the inside than on the outside.
[Name] [Quest] [Average flight speed of an unladen swallow]
So, 07/23/2017 - 12:17
#32
I don't get the reference
I open [Average flight speed of an unladen swallow].
Inside is a note that says "24 miles per hour".
[Angry Birds] [Candy Crush Saga] [Minecraft PE]
Mo, 07/24/2017 - 02:10
#33
<insert title>
I open [Minecraft PE].
I find a block inside. I place it.
omg
[Tomato] [Jelly] [Tomato jelly]
Fr, 07/28/2017 - 06:58
#34
<ineseret titele>
I open [Tomato jelly].
There's a bottle of ketchup inside.
wait
[Potato chips] [French fries] [Hot potato]
Fr, 07/28/2017 - 18:47
#35
<insert title>
I open [Potato chips].
There are fries in it.
straya chips & chips best naming scheme evar
[Frying pan] [Saucepan] [Demopan]
Di, 11/07/2017 - 08:58
#36
BACK FROM THE DEAD
I open [Demopan]. A loud pan noise comes from that box, rupturing every single lifeform's eardrums, tearing apart spacetime and creating a black hole that destroys the entire universe.
I then open the last save file and open [Frying pan], which gives me a frying pan.
What do I do with it?
[Cook meat] [Cook eggs] [Idiot, you need a stove]
Do, 11/09/2017 - 02:36
#37
HAAAAALELUJAH
I think you should [cook meat]. I mean, you can probably borrow my stove or something idk.
Wait, does somebody have a Combuster lying around?
[Cold] [Hot] [Juuuust right!]
Mi, 11/22/2017 - 00:12
#38
I choose [Hot].
It causes the entire universe to spontaneously be baked in flames. What is not immediately vaporized is transformed into an apocalyptic hellscape.
./
/
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[Box an imperceptibly long distance away from the hotbox]
Mi, 11/22/2017 - 04:01
#39
uh
I open [Box an imperceptibly long distance away from the hotbox].
It takes me 53 days to even get to it.
I open it.
I find a note that says "Sucker, you wasted your time!"
I am not happy.
[Agent Flint's Generic RPG] [Non-Standard Lemonade Stand] [Some other RPG that I think doesn't really exist since there's only really 2 semi-active RPGs on the forums]
Do, 11/23/2017 - 14:18
#40
I open [Non-Standard Lemonade Stand].
I get a "build your own lemonade" package including a lemon and a cup.
[Orange] [Lemon] [Green lemon]
Fr, 11/24/2017 - 00:06
#41
wow thanks ;)
thanks for choosing my rpg
I open [Green lemon].
There's a lime in it.
Is this a joke? I didn't want a lime, I wanted a green lemon!
[Superstar Saga] [Bowser's Inside Story] [Dream Team]
Fr, 11/24/2017 - 12:55
#42
I open [Bowser's Inside Story].
I get a disturbingly detailed analysis of Bowser's anatomy.
[To] [Two] [Too]
Fr, 11/24/2017 - 15:56
#43
<insert ttile>
I open [Two].
It has a three inside it.
[Oh no] [Look at all those eggman's robots] [Now I have four lovely emeralds]
Sa, 11/25/2017 - 23:29
#44
Remember, don't shoot food.
I open [Now I have four lovely emeralds].
But wait, there's only three! Where's that damn fourth emerald?
[Super Mario] [Soup or Mario] [An Italian plumber who lives in a kingdom well known for having mushrooms that goes by "Mario" who is at a very good status known commonly as "Super"]
So, 11/26/2017 - 03:37
#45
i'm dead
That was.............. amazing.
Anyway...
I open [Soup or Mario].
I find some soup.
Wait, what's that inside the soup?
Waiter, there's a Mario in my soup!
(heh)
[Fire Emblem] [Advance Wars] [I don't know any other turn-based tactics games]
So, 11/26/2017 - 11:11
#46
I open [I don't know any other turn-based tactics games].
I get this screen:
https://i.imgur.com/ZzhOeJ9.png
Since I'm alone, I suddenly die.
[Spiral Knights] [Squiggle Warriors]
[People who fight for a medieval leader who are related to lines curving in an unusual but satisfying pattern]
So, 11/26/2017 - 12:47
#47
uh
I open [Squiggle Warriors].
I find a bootleg of Spiral Knights.
Odd...
[Scratch] [Python] [C++ with OpenGL, glm, glfw and glew, aka complicated]
The problem with this game is that: logically, the players are only required to come up with what's inside the box after it has already been selected, which makes the existence of three boxes and the selection process that follows completely pointless.
However, I have an idea for a fix.
Instead of the three boxes being completely mysterious, they each have a one-word label on them that hints at their contents.
Example:
[Cookie] [Rock] [Time]
The player then chooses which box to open, comes up with what's inside the box, and decides what happens to them.
To keep things interesting, what happens to the player has to be related to what is labeled on the other two boxes.
After all is said and done, the player creates a new set of boxes, and the cycle repeats.
Example:
I open the box that reads “Cookie” on it, and inside I find a chocolate chip cookie! I try to eat the cookie... but after a painfully loud crunch, I realized too late that the cookie was petrified.
[Liquid] [Paperclip] [Singularity]
While it isn't as fun for the box opener to have control over their own fate, the decision necessary is for the maintenance of game flow. Because in the original game plan, it requires two posts to complete a turn, with one post each turn wasted on choosing which box to open.
By condensing all actions into a single post, the game then works in the proven “back and forth” manner much like the other games on this forum.
Sorry for taking so long getting to back to you. I have been dealing with sleep issues the past few days.