I have a giant plug that I put in your blaster, meaning it explodes when you fire it.

But then I plug up your emanipator and blaster, blowing them up, before holding up a mirror, causing whatever happens next to be reflected back at the attacker!

Well I take that white hole and put it in a black hole which cancel out and make a huge energy explosion that explodes your face (I didn't get exploded because I have the hylian shield which everyone knows is invincible).

I got explosives, and its a scientifically proven fact that to beat something that sucks in stuff you got to throw explosives into it while its sucking.

I use Magick to swap our positions right before I'm destroyed so you are destroyed instead, then I throw you into the Found Lands.

I pray to RNGesus and all hits miss. Then I hit you 3 times and roll 3 perfect 20s, causing me to launch you into the Found Lands.

Well, turns out you just happened to launch me to a specific place in the Found Lands where I find a giant fire sword which I use to attack you.
Pi specifically, that is.

I grab the potato before it can hit me and throw it at Ze-Epik. The pure vegetableness of the potato breaks the giant fire sword in half, because we all know vegetables counter giant fire swords.