The Childrens Verbal Fisticuffs (Yung Argument)
Di, 02/21/2017 - 22:33
You remember when you/others were a little kid and argued like:
I have chuck norris, he destroys you!
But I have the destruction destroyer, so your destruction is gone now!
But I have chuck norris, so that doesnt work!
But even chuck norris can die by a black hole!
But I have 2 black holes!
etc...
Rules:
Ill start with a challenge.
Anyone can have the first response.
You take turns making responses to the person above you's argument in this childish fashion.
Make your responses as ridiculous as you want.
My challenge:
I have an ion cannon, so I win!
Mi, 02/22/2017 - 12:10
#2
Remember, don't shoot food.
I have a giant plug that I put in your blaster, meaning it explodes when you fire it.
Do, 02/23/2017 - 07:59
#3
BUTT
But I emancipate the plug using my Emancipator 4001 and destroy you with my Secondary IOO super-blaster!
Do, 02/23/2017 - 22:07
#4
Remember, don't shoot food.
But then I plug up your emanipator and blaster, blowing them up, before holding up a mirror, causing whatever happens next to be reflected back at the attacker!
Fr, 02/24/2017 - 00:36
#5
BSUIbiusfuidhuiojhSFCDS
But I reflect the mirror attack using my mirror, which reflects back every reflection your mirror does! And then I will attack you with my White Hole Generator, which generates a white hole, which shoots away all energy at your face!
So, 03/12/2017 - 17:40
#6
Oh yeah?
Well I take that white hole and put it in a black hole which cancel out and make a huge energy explosion that explodes your face (I didn't get exploded because I have the hylian shield which everyone knows is invincible).
Fr, 06/02/2017 - 05:40
#7
OH YEAH???
But I have the -9000 Unpowerer, which makes your shield worthless!
Then I take my Suck-N-Pull Vacuum, suck you up and then BLAST YOU AWAY INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE!
Fr, 06/02/2017 - 23:37
#8
Remember, don't shoot food.
I got explosives, and its a scientifically proven fact that to beat something that sucks in stuff you got to throw explosives into it while its sucking.
Di, 11/07/2017 - 09:12
#9
BUTt
But I have a BisonEmancipator V3.0 and I blow the explosive to pieces!
Then I grab my MaterialCapacitatorEmancipatorComplexVersionRandomCoolWordsMetamorphicVersionToo, which destroys you in a fraction of a second!
Mi, 11/08/2017 - 10:51
#10
Remember, don't shoot food.
I use Magick to swap our positions right before I'm destroyed so you are destroyed instead, then I throw you into the Found Lands.
Do, 11/09/2017 - 02:39
#11
>insert title<
I come along and use the Perkifier to give myself 3,000,000,000 extra ATK, and then use Lemon Rage on Pi.
So, 11/12/2017 - 09:34
#12
Remember, don't shoot food.
I pray to RNGesus and all hits miss. Then I hit you 3 times and roll 3 perfect 20s, causing me to launch you into the Found Lands.
So, 11/12/2017 - 09:44
#13
Remember, don't shoot Pi.
I use my interdimensional grappling hook to pull you into the Found Lands as well.
So, 11/12/2017 - 12:52
#14
oh yeah? well...
Well, turns out you just happened to launch me to a specific place in the Found Lands where I find a giant fire sword which I use to attack you.
Pi specifically, that is.
Sa, 11/18/2017 - 15:21
#15
YARG!
I throw a potato.
everyone dies.
YARG!
Sa, 11/25/2017 - 23:32
#16
Remember, don't shoot food.
I grab the potato before it can hit me and throw it at Ze-Epik. The pure vegetableness of the potato breaks the giant fire sword in half, because we all know vegetables counter giant fire swords.
So, 11/26/2017 - 03:30
#17
nah m8
I catch the potato.
I eat the potato.
Then I go on a murderous rampage with my giant fire sword.
But I have an IOO super-blaster, so your ion cannon gets blown to pieces!