Agent Flint's Generic RPG
Sat, 03/25/2017 - 20:53
#52
The one who is suspiciously in the Codex...
Agent talks to the Rival.
Sat, 03/25/2017 - 23:00
#53
Remember, don't shoot food.
Talk to George.
He's obviously very important, seeing as he's the only one so far to have a name that doesn't describe themself.
Sat, 03/25/2017 - 23:15
#54
Chapter 1-2
Agent-Rival
Rival: The king sent you on another errand, didn't he? What a shame, he missed out.
Agent: Yeah. I'm gonna save the world from evil guys.
Rival: Oh whoopee. Why can't they send me on important things?
Agent: Because I'm the protagonist.
Rival: What does that make me, then?
Agent: The deuteragonist.
Rival: The what?
Agent: The deuteragonist is a-
Rival: ...
Agent: Nevermind.
Apprentice-George
Apprentice: Hey George.
George?: What? Who's George?
Apprentice: ...You.
Greg?: But I thought I was Greg.
Apprentice: But the game said your name was George before I talked to you!
George?: Who's George?
Apprentice: Sigh.
Now that you've finished blabbing, figure out what to do next.
>Try Brewing Potions without any prior skill
>Pet Apprentice's Woof-lf.
>Look for the Witch.
Sun, 03/26/2017 - 12:14
#55
What can possibly go wrong?
I try brewing potions.
Sun, 03/26/2017 - 20:51
#56
Chapter 1-2
Agent: Let's try brewing some potions!
Apprentice: Great idea!
Agent tries opening the door to the Witch's house, because that was the only place with an alchemy station, but it was locked.
Agent: Why can't I go in?
Apprentice: ...Whoops.
Agent: That's it, we don't need potions for this. We can stop the bandits just fine!
Traveled to Rosewood. Went on Badguy Trail this time.
Apprentice: Hey look, I think I see a light over there.
It's two bandits camping.
Agent: Hmm... Should we jump them, or wait?
Mon, 03/27/2017 - 13:56
#57
Remember, don't shoot food.
Wait.
Mon, 03/27/2017 - 22:19
#58
Chapter 1-2
You waited two minutes. Nothing happened.
Do you still want to wait?
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 05:52
#59
Remember, don't shoot food.
Yes.
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 11:45
#60
Agent agrees to waiting longer.
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 12:52
#61
Chapter 1-2
You wait about 42 seconds.
Apprentice's Woof-lf barks.
Bandit1: Hey, what was that?
Bandit2: I think it came from over there!
Agent: Whoops.
Battle commence!1!
Agent, Level 2
HP 145/145
SP 20/∞
CHR 1/3
?? 14/50
Apprentice, Level 2
HP 120/120
SP 20/∞
CHR 1/3
?? 15/50
Woof-lf, Level 2
HP 30/30
?? 14/50
Defense - Standard - Offense
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 1 Rogue
HP 36/36
Bandit Sniper, Level 1 Archer
HP 35/35
Apprentice can relay orders to the Woof-lf, telling to be Defensive, Cautious, or Offensive. This does not cost an action.
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 13:39
#62
Remember, don't shoot food.
Decide to actually start calling Woof-lfs by their proper name and put the Woof-lf in offensive mode.
Attack the Bandit Cutthroat.
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 14:30
#63
Agent casts Vigor Up on himself.
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 14:28
#64
Chapter 1-2
The Woof-lf bites the Bandit Cutthroat. -8.
Apprentice smacks the Bandit Cutthroat. -6.
Agent increases his Vigor!
Bandit Cutthroat stabs Agent. -14.
Bandit Sniper shoots Apprentice. -10.
Agent
Vigor(3)
HP 145/145
SP 6/∞
CHR 0/3
?? 18/50
Apprentice
HP 120/120
SP 10/∞
CHR 2/3
?? 20/50
Woof-lf
HP 30/30
?? 18/50
Defense - Standard - Offense
Bandit Cutthroat
HP 22/36
Bandit Sniper
HP 35/35
Bandit1: Give us your money and we'll let you leave unscathed!
Agent: ...
>"No way!"
>"No."
>"I spent it all already."
Tue, 03/28/2017 - 15:37
#65
Huh, has there been a change in the charge system?
Agent tells the Bandit: "I spent it all already."
Then he Double Slashes the Bandit Sniper.
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 13:30
#66
Remember, don't shoot food.
Note that my charge should have increased from attacking then Venom Jet the Bandit Cutthroat
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 14:39
#67
Chapter 1-2
Agent: I spent it all already.
Bandit: Then I'll just kill you for kicks, then.
Unfortunately due to the fact that I can't count correctly Agent can't use Double Slash this round.
Apprentice casts Venom Jet on Bandit Cutthroat. -36.
Bandit Cutthroat was defeated...
Bandit Sniper uses Headshot on Agent. -16.
Agent slashes Bandit Sniper. -24.
Woof-lf bites Bandit Sniper. Miss.
Agent
Vigor(2)
HP 135/145
CHR 1/3
?? 22/50
Apprentice
HP 120/120
SP 10/∞
CHR 0/3
?? 25/50
Woof-lf
HP 30/30
?? 22/50
Bandit Sniper
HP 11/35
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 15:12
#68
Agent actually Double Slashes the Bandit Sniper this time around.
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 17:01
#69
Chapter 1-2
Agent slashes the Bandit Sniper. -24. -13.
Bandit Sniper was defeated...
Gained 30 Exp!
The bandits disappeared after you beat them for some reason.
Apprentice: We did it! Now where's the rest of the bandits?
Agent: Maybe we can find their camp on this here bandit map that I just found!
Apprentice: Whaaat? Where's the bandits?
Agent: Let's see... This map says... They're behind this tree.
They look behind the tree. There's a bigger bandit camp behind the tree! :O
There's three Bandits guarding the entrance. From the beastiary you can probably guess their classes...
Want to attack them?
Green Glyph will now give HP instead of SP. Color Grenade renamed to Charcoal Bomb. Enchanted Bathrobe now gives 30 SP.
Wed, 03/29/2017 - 22:47
#70
It's the only answer?
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 05:58
#71
Remember, don't shoot food.
Wait while Goodman attacks.
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 07:49
#72
Chapter 1-2
Agent: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
Bandit: What's that- wah!
Agent attacks Bandit Healer! -21.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 1/3
?? - 40/50
Apprentice
HP - 140/140
CHR - 1/3
?? - 5/50
Woof-lf
HP - 30/30
?? - 4/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 42/42
Bandit Healer, Level 2
HP - 13/34
Bandit Sniper, Level 2
HP - 40/40
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 09:59
#73
Agent Attacks the Bandit Healer again.
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 13:35
#74
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attack the cutthroat.
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 15:36
#75
Chapter 1-2
Bandit Sniper uses Cookie on Bandit Healer. +20.
Bandit Cutthroat poison stabs Woof-lf! -14.
Apprentice smacks the Bandit Cutthroat. -5.
Woof-lf bites the Bandit Healer. -7.
Agent slices the Bandit Healer. -18.
Bandit Healer casts Heal on herself. +11.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 2/3
?? - 44/50
Apprentice
HP - 140/140
CHR - 2/3
?? - 10/50
Woof-lf
Offense(∞)
HP - 16/30
?? - 8/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 37/42
Bandit Healer, Level 2
HP - 19/34
Bandit Sniper, Level 2
HP - 40/40
Bandit Cutthroat: Who the hell are you people?!
Thu, 03/30/2017 - 20:34
#76
Agent responds with: "your average adventurers," before Double Slashing the Bandit Healer.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 05:43
#77
Remember, don't shoot food.
Venom Iet the cutthroat.
Put the Woof--lf in defensive mode
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 15:29
#78
Chapter 1-2
Agent: Your average adventurers.
Bandit: The hell's that supposed to mean?!
Apprentice: Where the witch you slimeballs?
Apprentice fires a jet of strong venom at the Bandit Cutthroat! -33, Poisoned!
Bandit Sniper shoots Woof-lf. -12.
Woof-lf starts rolling around in the grass. Bandit Sniper was intimidated.
Bandit Healer defends.
Agent double slashes Bandit Healer. -14, -8.
Bandit Healer was defeated...
Bandit Cutthroat uses a Cookie on himself. +20.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 1/3
?? - 48/50
Apprentice
HP - 140/140
CHR - 0/3
?? - 15/50
Woof-lf
Defensive(∞), Critical(∞)
HP - 4/30
?? - 12/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 34/42
Bandit Sniper, Level 2
Intimidated(2)
HP - 40/40
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 11:00
#79
Remember, don't shoot food.
((You forgot to subtract the Woof-lf's health.))
Attack the Cutthroat.
Attempt to stand in front of the Woof-lf.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 12:12
#80
Agent casts Valor Up on the Woof-If.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 15:35
#81
Chapter 1-2
Apprentice: No!!! Don't hurt the fluffy!
Apprentice covers the Woof-lf.
Apprentice smacks the Bandit Cutthroat. -6.
Bandit Cutthroat uses Poison Stab on Apprentice. -9.
Agent uses Valor Up on Woof-lf!
Woof-lf defends.
Bandit Sniper shoots Apprentice. -4.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 0/3
AP - 50/50, Double Action Ready
Apprentice
HP - 130/140
CHR - 1/3
AP - 20/50
Woof-lf
Defensive(∞), Critical(∞), Valor(3)
HP - 4/30
AP - 16/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 28/42
Bandit Sniper, Level 2
Intimidated(1)
HP - 40/40
When reaching 50 AP(Agility Points), you can perform a Double Action, which is self explanatory. You don't gain double Charge, though.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 18:12
#82
Remember, don't shoot food.
Medical Herb the Woof-lf.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 22:08
#83
Agent uses his Double Action to Attack the Bandit Sniper twice.
Fri, 03/31/2017 - 22:39
#84
Chapter 1-2
Apprentice uses a medical herb on the Woof-lf. +19.
Woof-lf defends itself.
Bandit Sniper uses Headshot on Apprentice. -18.
Agent slashes the Bandit Sniper. -17.
Bandit Cutthroat stabs Apprentice. -15.
Agent slashes the Bandit Sniper. -19.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 1/3
AP - 0/50
Apprentice
HP - 97/140
CHR - 0/3
AP - 25/50
Woof-lf
Valor(2)
HP - 23/30
AP - 20/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 28/42
Bandit Sniper, Level 2
HP - 4/40
Bandit Cutthroat: This ain't over yet... The boss is gonna get you.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 08:45
#85
"Sure."
Agent Double Slashes the Bandit Cutthroat.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 11:00
#86
Remember, don't shoot food.
Put the Woof-lf on normal.
Attack the Bandit Sniper.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 12:52
#87
Chapter 1-2
Agent double slashes the Bandit Cutthroat. -13, Missed.
Woof-lf bites Bandit Cutthroat. -8.
Bandit Sniper shoots Apprentice. -7.
Apprentice attacks Bandit Sniper. -5.
Bandit Sniper was defeated...
Bandit Cutthroat uses Poison Stab on Apprentice. -10. Poisoned.
Agent
HP - 165/165
CHR - 0/3
AP - 5/50
Apprentice
Poisoned (4x4)
HP - 87/140
CHR - 1/3
AP - 30/50
Woof-lf
Valor(1)
HP - 23/30
AP - 24/50
Bandit Cutthroat, Level 2
HP - 7/42
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 13:11
#88
Seriously Agent, again?
Agent attacks the Bandit Cutthroat.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 16:04
#89
Remember, don't shoot food.
Medical herb self.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 17:08
#90
Chapter 1-2
Apprentice used a medical herb on herself. +19.
Agent slashes the Bandit Cutthroat. -15.
Bandit Cutthroat was defeated...
Obtained Bag of Cheese Puffs.
Gained 68 Exp.
Level up! Earned a skill point.
Agent gained 5 HP and 1 Attack.
Apprentice gained 5 HP and 1 Speed.
Bandit: Hey boss! We got Intruders in our camp, and we can't beat em!
Leader: What?! You're all useless! Let me handle them.
Agent: So let me guess... You're the leader of the bandits?
Leader: That's right, and who are you brats?
Apprentice: Where's the witch, you bully? Tell us or we'll... Uhh... Fight you!
Agent: Err... Let's not-
Leader: I ain't taking any more of this! You're going down! Any last words, brats!?
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 19:29
#91
Alright.
I unlock 'Armor Pierce' for Agent.
Agent asks the bandit leader (as if to taunt him): "Did your parents name you Leader?"
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 22:21
#92
Remember, don't shoot food.
Might as well finish off with Aqua Jet.
Ask the leader for directions to the nearest super market.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 23:02
#93
Chapter 1-2
Agent: Did your parents name you Leader?
Apprentice: Hey, where's the nearest supermarket?
Leader: SHUT UP! Time to die!
Boss Battle!
Agent, Level 3
HP 170/170
CHR 2/3
AP 15/50
Apprentice, Level 3
HP 145/145
CHR 2/3
AP 15/50
Woof-lf, Level 3
HP 30/30
AP 15/50
Bandit Leader, Level 3
HP ???/???
Sombrero Woof-lf, Level 3
HP ??/??
Armored Woof-lf, Level 3
HP ??/??
TURN ORDER - Apprentice > Woof-lf > Sombrero Woof-lf > Bandit Leader > Agent > Armored Woof-lf
2x Speed: All characters can do 2 actions per turn.
Codex: Scan an enemy twice using the Codex to identify them.
Sat, 04/01/2017 - 23:24
#94
Agent uses Vigor Up on himself, then uses Armor Pierce on the Armored Woof-If.
Sun, 04/02/2017 - 22:55
#95
Remember, don't shoot food.
Codex the armored Woof-lf twice.
Sun, 04/02/2017 - 22:56
#96
Remember, don't shoot food.
Post the armored Woof-lf twice.
Mon, 04/03/2017 - 07:39
#97
Chapter 1-2
Apprentice starts writing notes on the Armored Woof-lf.
Woof-lf bites the Sombrero Woof-lf. -8.
The Sombrero Woof-lf bites Agent. -6.
Bandit Leader stabs Woof-lf. -21.
Agent uses Vigor Up on himself.
Armored Woof-lf bites Apprentice. -7.
Apprentice identifies the Armored Woof-lf.
HP 18+3L, ATK 4, MAG 2, SPD 3, AEG 20, DEF 225
Woof-lf rolls around. The Bandit Leader doesn't care.
Sombrero Woof-lf uses Sight on Agent. Defenses shattered!
Bandit Leader uses Assault on Agent! -37! AP-10.
Agent uses Armor Pierce on the Armored Woof-lf. -31.
Armored Woof-lf was defeated...
Agent, Level 3
Shattered(2), Vigor(2)
HP 127/170
CHR 0/3
AP 15/50
Apprentice, Level 3
HP 138/145
CHR 3/3
AP 25/50
Woof-lf, Level 3
HP 9/30
AP 23/50
Bandit Leader, Level 3
HP ???/???
Sombrero Woof-lf, Level 3
HP 41/49
Mon, 04/03/2017 - 07:46
#98
Remember, don't shoot food.
Put the Woof-lf in defensive mode.
Medical herb the Woof-lf, then attempt to steal some armor from the defeated Armored Woof-lf and put it on the Woof-lf.
Mon, 04/03/2017 - 08:53
#99
Agent Attacks the Sombrero Woof-If once, then uses Double Slash on it.
Mon, 04/03/2017 - 20:37
#100
Chapter 1-2
Leader: Stupid kids! I'll teach you to mess with me!
Apprentice uses a medical herb on the Woof-lf. +19.
Woof-lf rolls around.
The Sombrero Woof-lf rolls around too.
Bandit Leader uses Artery on Apprentice! -11. Bleeding!
Agent slashes the Sombrero Woof-lf! -20.
Apprentice puts some of the Armored Woof-lf's armor on the Woof-lf. +100 Defense.
Woof-lf bites the Bandit Leader. -13!
Sombrero Woof-lf bites Agent. -7.
Bandit Leader uses Artery on Woof-lf. -13. Bleeding!
Agent double slashes the Sombrero Woof-lf! -21, Miss.
Sombrero Woof-lf was defeated...
Agent, Level 3
Shattered(1), Vigor(1)
HP 120/170
CHR 0/3
AP 25/50
Apprentice, Level 3
Bleeding(4x4)
HP 127/145
CHR 3/3
AP 30/50
Woof-lf, Level 3
Bleeding(4x4)
HP 15/30
AP 31/50
Bandit Leader, Level 3
HP ???/???
Agent buys the Silver Sword. It grants 3 ATK.
Apprentice buys the Willow Wand. It grants 3 MAG.
Both the Green and Cyan Glyph are bought, and both of the heroes are able to equip each glyph at the same time.
You are in the town now. Agent and Apprentice can talk to people or just ignore them.
(Agent Only)Rival
Mage
Healer
Blacksmith
George