Agent Flint's Generic RPG
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 17:20
#652
Remember, don't shoot food.
Attemt to figure why there are two S's on the map.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 18:12
#653
Unique Sidequest
Error received. Input new command.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 18:49
#654
:p
Explore the left area.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 20:17
#655
Unique Sidequest
Speedrunner walks left 3 times. He didn't find squat.
Speedrunner walks left again. He's narrowed it down. Well, kinda.
Status: Smells fruity.
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Fri, 07/28/2017 - 20:32
#656
Check the ? to the upper right.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 21:15
#657
Unique Sidequest
Speedrunner walks northeast. There's... an bush with oranges on it. This can't be what the clues meant.
Do anything with the orange bush?
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 21:32
#658
Pick as many oranges from it as Raleigh can.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 21:40
#659
Unique Sidequest
Rolled a 4. As Raleigh goes to pick an orange from the bush, a screech makes him freeze in place. It sounded like it came from behind the bush. "What was that?" His question was answered as a strange, orange monster leaps through the bush, knocking Raleigh down and raking him. "Ow! What the?"
The strange creature looks angry, it's about to attack!
Raleigh - 150/175 - 3/5
Vitacie - 240/240 - 1/5
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 21:44
#660
Woah, Simplicity.
Hmm, deja vu.
Raleigh Taunts the creature, and then uses First Blood on it.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 22:47
#661
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh taunts Vitacie! Attack increased, Defense lowered!
Vitacie rakes Raleigh. -75.
Raleigh uses First Blood on Vitacie! But he fumbles his attack slightly, and does a little less damage. -104.
Vitacie rakes Raleigh, but he dodges the attack!
Raleigh - 75/175 - 1/5
Vitacie - 136/240 - 3/5
Shatter(3), Vigor(1)
Critical Success(20): A supremely powerful attack that is more than just double damage.
High Roll(16-19): Your attack is more effective, and does more damage.
Average Roll(6-15): You did what you meant to do.
Low Roll(2-5): You mess up, and miss on regular attacks, or deal less damage.
Critical Failure(1): Absolutely disastrous. Not only is this a failure, but there are consequences.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 22:28
#662
uh oh
Raleigh Cloaks and then Attacks
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 22:51
#663
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh cloaks himself in shadows. It's not very good because he's not completely invisible.
Vitacie rakes Raleigh. It missed the target that was still pretty easy to see. Combo broken!
Raleigh pokes Vitacie. It was a powerful poke. -35.
Vitacie uses Rainbeam on Raleigh. It looks very pretty, but it doesn't do much else.
Raleigh - 75/175 - 1/5
Cloak(1)
Vitacie - 101/240 - 1/5
Shatter(1)
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 22:49
#664
Raleigh drinks Grape Soda and Attacks again.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:02
#665
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh drinks some Grape Soda. Gained Regen and Barrier.
Vitacie rakes Raleigh. It missed again.
Raleigh regenerated 18 health.
Raleigh attacks Vitacie. -52.
Vitacie rakes Raleigh. -56.
Raleigh - 37/175 - 3/5
Vitacie - 55/240 - 3/5
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:07
#666
Raleigh unleashes Penta Stab!
And follows up with an Attack if the Vitacie isn't finished off yet.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:12
#667
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh stabs Vitacie as much as he possibly can in one turn! -26, -26, -31, -26, -26.
The orange creature collapses on the ground, having spent all the energy it could to defend the bush. It is now weakly groaning, crying for help. What will you do?
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:16
#668
Before doing anything with the creature, check what was inside that orange bush.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:31
#669
Unique Sidequest
The bush has oranges on it. You have no idea why Vitacie was guarding it.
Fri, 07/28/2017 - 23:36
#670
Try uprooting the entire bush from the ground.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 07:52
#671
Remember, don't shoot food.
Look at the orange creature and feel a little bad.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 10:56
#672
Unique Sidequest
Speedrunner starts uprooting the bush, but when he sees the orange creature start writhing in pain, he feels bad.
Just like last time, another orange creature leaps out from the bush, but it's bigger than Vitacie! Are you gonna fight it?
Vitami Cei - 190/190 - 2/5
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 11:00
#673
Remember, don't shoot food.
No.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 11:07
#674
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh runs back to town in fear of getting rekt. Back in town, an officer sees that he's tired. "Hey, what's wrong, boy? Rebels after you or something?"
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 12:51
#675
"Need help... orange bush... rare species... in danger..."
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 13:13
#676
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh, gasping for breath, barely manages to say: "Need help... orange bush... rare species... in danger..."
The officer just stares, because she has no idea what she is listening to. "Riiiiight... i'm sorry, but if there's some endangered species, maybe you should ask someone else." She looks around, and sees the rest of your party, standing around. "How about one of those guys? What if they know something about animals?"
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 13:25
#677
Remember, don't shoot food.
...I screwed up the sidequest, didn't I?
Well, uh...
Talk to my party I suppose.
Maybe Candence knows something, I don't know.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 14:30
#678
Unique Sidequest
"Hey Cadence, do you happen to know anything about endangered animals?" Raleigh asks.
Luckily, she's an ace on that topic. "I love animals! What does it look like?"
"Well... It looks like a dragon, but it's orange?"
"Orange Dragons don't exist." Sage interrupts.
Raleigh dismisses her claim, because, "But I saw it with my own eyes! You should come see it!"
Sage shakes her head. "No thanks. Ask Cadence to come with you."
"Aww, you're so negative, Sage. Okay Raleigh, I want to see this 'orange dragon'!"
(Crazee-Pi, you're Cadence now.)
As they walk back to the orange bush, the Vitami Cei is still there, defending it's damaged kin. It's still looking for a fight. "Is that it?"
"Yep." Raleigh answers.
"Rrrrrrr!" The Vitami Cei leaps forward aggressively!
"Wah!" Apprentice dodges as the dragon lands on it's face. "That was close, okay, let's try to defeat it without killing it."
"Can do."
Raleigh - 175/175 - 3/5
Cadence - 195/195 - 3/5
Vitami Cei - 190/190 - 2/5
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 14:39
#679
Raleigh Poison Coats his weapon then uses First Blood.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 15:42
#680
Remember, don't shoot food.
Aqua Jet.
I assume Cadence doesn't have haste.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 16:22
#681
Unique Sidequest
(Oh really? Well now you have Haste!)
Raleigh coats his weapon with poison. It worked, even though poison is less popular than bleed.
Cadence fires an intense jet of water at Vitami Cei! Missed, -36, but wait! Without Cadence noticing, the dragon sprouts a flower from it's tail and uses it to absorb all the water, healing itself and regenerating health. (Rolled a 1.)
Vitami Cei rakes Cadence. -41.
Vitami Cei regenerates 19 health.
Raleigh uses First Blood on Vitami Cei, but he slips a little just like last time. -78.
Cadence attacks Vitami Cei. -31.
Vitami Cei uses Rainbeam on Raleigh! It's kind of inaccurate, so it doesn't do as much damage. -63.
Raleigh - 112/175 - 1/5
Cadence - 154/195 - 1/5
Vitami Cei - 81/190 - 0/5
Regen(1)
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 16:23
#682
Raleigh Attacks, and then uses Artery.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 17:31
#683
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bubble Shield Raleigh and attack.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 18:07
#684
Unique Sidequest
Vitami Cei regenerated 19 health.
Raleigh attacks Vitami Cei. -52.
Cadence casts Bubble Shield on Raleigh. He's got a bubble now.
Vitami Cei rakes Cadence. -41.
Raleigh uses Artery on Vitami Cei. -52.
Vitami Cei looks defeated, but it picked up Vitacie and runs away!
"Should we run after it?" Cadence asks.
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 18:17
#685
"Yeah... but ya think we can get this bush out before we lose sight of 'em?"
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 19:00
#686
Unique Sidequest
"It's just an orange bush, Raleigh. There are many like it in the lands, and it'll probably wither and die if you pull it out."
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 20:03
#687
"But why were they so keen on keeping me away from it... Ah whatever, I'm sure we'll figure out that later down the line. Let's get after them."
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 19:46
#688
Unique Sidequest
As they run after the orange whelplings, they end at a cave entrance. "How has no one discovered this yet?" Raleigh asks.
"I guess we should go in." Cadence suggests. "This may be big."
As you enter, you are met with a powerful presence. "So, mortals have finally trespassed on my domain?" You can't seem to find the owner of the voice. Want to respond?
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Sat, 07/29/2017 - 20:09
#689
<"Sarcastic" dialogue option>
"You were waiting? Oh sorry, we didn't mean to excite you so soon."
Sat, 07/29/2017 - 21:11
#690
Unique Sidequest
"You were waiting? Oh sorry, we didn't mean to excite you so soon." Raleigh said real sarcastically.
"If you have the will to face me, then come find me and fight with everything you have."
"Doesn't that voice sound kind of fake?" Cadence says.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 03:58
#691
"It's hard for me to tell. My "pilot" lacks a certain type of "perception," you see."
"But completely disregard what I just said, we got some orange dragons to chase after!"
"...Though I feel like fighting this guy too."
Continue into the cave.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 10:25
#692
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh and Cadence step towards a lit chamber to see a huge orange dragon. "So... You think you can face me, mortals?"
"I dunno, probably?" Cadence says.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 15:55
#693
"I think this is a trick."
Raleigh then does something to check if the voice really is coming from the huge orange dragon.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 16:00
#694
Unique Sidequest
"YOU THINK THIS IS A TRICK?!" The dragon isn't opening it's mouth, so it might be using telepathy. "It will not be a trick when I crush you two!"
Boss Battle!
Raleigh - 175/175 - 3/5
Charge(1), Vigor(1), Enchant(1)
Cadence - 195/195 - 3/5
Orange Dragon Aspect - ???/??? - 0/5
Bubble(9)
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 16:29
#695
Remember, don't shoot food.
Codex the dragon, then Aqua Jet.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 17:06
#696
Attack, then Artery.
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 21:41
#697
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh attacks the dragon. He trips over a rock in the cave because it's so dark.
The Orange Dragon rakes Cadence with his massive claws! -70.
Cadence reads a page from her Codex. The page says that the dragon is an ancient being known as Vitaliscie, and is one of the legendary dragon aspects! The stats are all blank... It has two passives shown, but the third one is blank too?
Regularember Barrier - Absorb damage from Fire and Dark attacks.
Rake - Consecutive basic attacks deal increased damage.
Raleigh uses Artery on Vitaliscie. Blocked!
Vitaliscie rakes Raleigh! -84.
Cadence casts Aqua Jet on the dragon! -19, -24, Missed, -63! Not only does the last hit deal high damage, but it severely disorients Vitaliscie, messing with it's vision.
Raleigh - 91/175 - 2/5
Cadence - 125/195 - 1/5
Vitaliscie - ???/??? - 2/5
Dazed(4)
(Crazee-Pi rolled a 20.)
Sun, 07/30/2017 - 22:36
#698
Raleigh tries using Artery again and then Attacks.
Tue, 08/01/2017 - 16:58
#699
Unique Sidequest
Raleigh uses Artery on Vitaliscie! -35, Resisted!
Vitalisicie yawns.
Cadence uses a Medical Herb on Raleigh. +93.
Raleigh attacks Vitalisicie. It was a pretty lame attack, because it just missed.
Vitaliscie rakes Raleigh! Waitwait... it actually bites him instead, and it hurts a lot even though it's just oranges. -139!
Cadence drinks some Grape Soda. Gained Haste and Charged!
Raleigh - 36/175 - 1/5
Cadence - 125/195 - 1/5
Haste(2), Charged(2)
Vitaliscie - ???/??? - 4/5
Dazed(2)
Tue, 08/01/2017 - 17:07
#700
Raleigh Cloaks, then Attacks
Approach the smell?