CLOSED - Gremlin Haiku Hijinks Competition - Summer 2011 - CLOSED
Tue, 06/21/2011 - 09:48
#52
new boss, hiding foes
sneaky
new boss, hiding foes
sneaky spies of gremlin blood
hidden, wait for you
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 07:14
#53
IGN:Xplad
The merchants are lies
The Ironclaws send their spies
Let's hope no-one dies
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 02:19
#54
Ever had this feeling?
Too many Gremlins!
O why did I go solo?
A mecha knight, please!
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 08:07
#55
GREMLINS Y U NO SELL BETTER EQUIPMENT
Gremlin merchant spies
Sells poor equipment and lies
Then grins as we die.
IGN: Tedming
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 08:31
#56
Haiku Submission
Gremlins in Haven
King Tinkinzar has to know
Traders, Spies Stay Close
IGN:Helmnut
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:07
#57
Emerging ShadowsReveal a new
Emerging Shadows
Reveal a new villain
The outlook was grim
IGN: Credendo
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 09:26
#58
Not for submission, but:
Xenophobia
Everywhere in this thread;
Poor gremlin merchants.
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 09:48
#59
Wrench don't kill
Wrenches don't kill knights.
Soon: Ironclaw factory!
Now, bullets kill knights...
IGN: Skrumm
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 11:14
#60
Annoying gremlins.
Alas, a
Annoying gremlins.
Alas, a gremlin boss comes!
I shall burn you good.
IGN: Griffinbane
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:56
#61
A Haiku for Contest
Gremlin in the night
Wandering in the bazaar
Merchanting he likes
IGN : Alexest
e: fixed little grammar mistake.
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 13:24
#62
Haiku
A shield of fire
The Sun's jealousy prior
White path green again
IGN: Silverfire
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:23
#63
Boom Bang Gremlins work
In
Boom Bang Gremlins work
In second tier gather mines
Flamers smile tonight
IGN: Natash
Bring on the Gremlins! We're ready for ya, come at us, come at all of us!
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 14:40
#64
I just realized that my haiku
I just realized that my haiku will not work cuz it is not about the new boss stratum or gremlin merchants. I was wondering if it was possoble to withdraw. Please answer as soon as you can. Thanks.
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 15:02
#65
Withdraw?
@Shadownox...
Withdraw? I'm sure you could just get rid off your old one and
make a new one.
@Everybody...
These are all looking really good.
It's making me a little worried about my chances of winning
but I enjoy reading all of them so keep bringing them.
And good luck to everyone.
IGN The one and only, Guardianknight.
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 16:17
#66
Gremlins come to us,
In this
Gremlins come to us,
In this our town of haven.
Spy cam in the Loo...
I was going to write something about scorchers and my wyvern shield proving useful for the first and only time ever, but then that haiku happened instead. I am deeply sorry.
IGN: CrashFu
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 16:47
#67
I am impressed by
Your
I am impressed by
Your splendid imagery and
Crazy haiku skillz
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 17:32
#68
Funku
Just because you guys are having way too much fun tossing haiku all over the place, there will be another section for the just for FUN-KU. We'll (grabs Dogrock) sort it out somehow!
Wed, 06/22/2011 - 18:50
#69
@Iceni
@Iceni...
Haha cool!
I like the idea.
IGN The one and only, Guardianknight.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 05:38
#70
Gremlins are coming
Unsheathe
Gremlins are coming
Unsheathe your shadow weapons
Kill the healers first
ign Dhobby
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 07:19
#71
Charge! The Spiral
Charge! The Spiral Knights
Swing shiny swords at gremlin!
Then looks up at…Thwack!
IGN: Zhouball
And purely for fun...
THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
THWACK THWACK SINGE MEND THWACK BURN THWACK
SEAR TORCH MEND THWACK DEAD
Oh great Tinkinzar
We have brought you test subjects!
Good…*flames rise up* More!
Gremlin Merchant sells.
Gremlin Merchant sabotages.
Gremlin Thwacker wins.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 07:48
#72
Haiku
To Arms fellow Knights!
New Gremlin foes have arrived
We fight for shinies!
IGN: Xing-Loong
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 09:47
#73
Whooooo! Everything has been
Whooooo! Everything has been added to the Wiki so far. Please do go check your entries to make sure I didn't botch them in the copy-paste.
Also if editing your entry for some reason, please mark that you've done so here or else I may never notice the change.
Also, these are some great Haiku. I have read every single one so far.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:02
#74
Mine wasn't added?
Gremlin
Mine wasn't added?
Gremlin in the night
Wandering in the bazaar
Merchanting he likes
I dunno if something is wrong :V Looks like 5-7-5
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:09
#75
Mine wasn't added?
Yours is
Mine wasn't added?
Yours is right at the top of the entries list. Try cache refreshing the page?
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:13
#76
IGN:
IGN: Battlebeard
-------------------------------------
Gremlin team hurts you
You go buy from "nice" Gremlin
He was team leader
-------------------------------------
Guys, it is so true, I bet. He makes money OFF OF HURTING YOU.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:46
#77
Gremlins? Let's take
Gremlins? Let's take them!
"Remember last time?" you say
Oh whoops I'm on fire
IGN: Saadi
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 15:11
#78
Gremlins in Bazaar Defective
Gremlins in Bazaar
Defective goods aplenty
Conning knights of crowns.
IGN: Rinneval
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:51
#79
Haiku!
Gremlins aren't so tough.
I can handle guys like you.
OH GOD GUN PUPPIES
IGN: LeJerque
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:00
#80
Can't see it
I can't seem to see my entry on the wiki page, but it comes up in the source. I've tried refreshing a number of times too :/
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 10:59
#81
My Entry
Menders fill my woe
as the red numbers stack high
no true end in sight
-- IGN: Catrix
*** Every time red healing numbers are around a kitten facepalms.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:03
#82
Welcome to...
Welcome to Haven!
This Gremlin has things to sell.
"What are you buying?"
IGN: Keiko
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:03
#83
haiku
gremlin merchants here!
do they sell anything new?
just gremlin gizmo
IGN: Desdinova
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:08
#84
I can't seem to see my entry
I can't seem to see my entry on the wiki page, but it comes up in the source. I've tried refreshing a number of times too :/
If it's in the source then it is there. The Wiki sometimes throws hissy fits and does not update the page from the source for everyone.
Also, a little for fun from me:
Gremlins beneath feet
Sounds of industry echo
What do they prepare?
Spy intel arrives
Radio transmits static
What beast makes that noise?
A name, "Roarmulus"
The decipher team instructs
"Needs more test subjects"
More chatter is heard
Are those shouts of volunteers?!
Knights shudder in wait
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:21
#85
shinies
gremlins bizarre sale
strangers thought, will the snipes like
still give me shinies
IGN: Boxboxbox
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:31
#86
Entry
Gremlins have arrived.
Enter the Haven Bazaar,
They will be waiting.
For my in game name,
My knight is known as Therring.
(I couldn't help it...)
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:42
#87
Where's my entry, on the
Where's my entry, on the page? Mhhhph.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:03
#88
Axes razor sharp
Watching
Axes razor sharp
Watching re-runs on TV
Healer ahhhhhh aight.
IGN: Hollowxxvii
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:13
#89
Haiku
Gremlins with big guns
Bombs, Hammers, Menders! Oh my!
I have my sword ready
IGN: Frizz
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:28
#90
Slave labor
Slave labor Dogrock
Mumbles copy paste haiku
Need more Mountain Dew
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Hi hi,
Dogrock has been doing most of the haiku entry to the Wiki on a volunteer basis when he has the time to do so. Don't worry, we'll get all those entries and outtakes up there eventually...including the ones from Spiral HQ Facebook and others who can't post to the forum from Sega Pass. You can see part of the hai-crew doing construction on the Wiki page. Just ignore Raspberry who is sleeping at the bottom of the Wiki page.
Best regards,
Raspberry and The Hai-crew
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:51
#91
Well, it's great that they
Well, it's great that they are working so hard for us. :)
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 12:53
#92
Welcome to Haven!This
Welcome to Haven!
This Gremlin has things to sell.
"What are you buying?"
IGN: Keiko
What are you sellin'?
I'll buy it at a high price!
Is that all, stranger?
Got a selection
of good things on sale, stranger!
Come back any time.
Just for fun, of course.
I love that merchant so much.
Greatest shop ever.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 13:09
#93
Remember the Wiki is a fickle
Remember the Wiki is a fickle thing at times. If you don't see your stuff in the page remember to check the source via the edit button before poking me. If you Haiku is in the wiki source then it has most certainly been recorded. You just have to wait for to fart through the changes.
Copy-paste all day
The keys V and C wear down
All day erry day yeah!
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 13:29
#94
Those gremlin
Those gremlin merchants,
Don't trust them! Probaly spies
Spying in the night...
IGN: Shadownox(this is my new haiku)
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 13:38
#95
Can they be trusted
Ironclaw
Can they be trusted
Ironclaw in our Haven
Or will we all burn?
IGN: Drthz
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 15:59
#96
Rising tide of flame
shield
Rising tide of flame
shield flickers in the tempest
the others flank right
-Panzervaughn
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 16:40
#97
Fickle or no, you've missed 3
Fickle or no, you've missed 3 entries. NOW it's updated up to post 75. :P
Dogrock missed entries.
Griffy harasses Dogrock.
Dogrock says brain fart.
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 17:02
#98
IGN is Ryuzhin
The smell of oil
And deconstructed world parts,
But I'm in Haven?
Mon, 06/27/2011 - 16:28
#99
Haiku
The Gremlin is hiding
They come to watch, Eyes open!
The sale begins!
IGN: Farewells
(steam)
Thu, 06/23/2011 - 17:42
#100
Okay! Everything up to this
Okay! Everything up to this post is up to date now. I've removed and swapped duplicates that suck in under multiple names.
Bazaar in the sun
Do two new merchants sell? Thwack!
The gathered snipes mourn.
IGN vincey