I often design an outfit in two pieces, a hat of some sort that covers the entire head and the rest of it. I then add random things I've found at Walmart to the design, an eye patch, or perhaps a vibrant green shovel. Next year's designs are often last year's designs but now it's blue instead of yellow. And why not pair lime, salmon and broccoli? Their verdant hues will bedazzle the eyes as well as the taste buds.

I typically charge about a hundred dollars for 28 pieces, chosen at random from my boutique... And if you're lucky I throw in something worthwhile. Unless you're poor in which case I just give you a bright orange trash bag to wear, after letting you work in my factory for a while.