AY B0SS CAN I HABE DA ARMOUR UPDATE? IZ CALLED LE SHIELD MASTER UPDATE?

ok bois ok bois...
dis mah idea... i thonk it up real hard ok... listen....
so shield... get FLEX and STRONK AF!!! they drank lotsa calciums... they got stronk af.... they TEN TIMES DA POWER....
but...
they have too much roids in their biceps... and lats... they cannet move... so they can only block in the direction they facing now... catto cry...
BUT
ARMOURS ALSO ON ROIDS!!! THEY HELP DA SHIELDS!!!
ARMOURS DRANK ROIDS!! AND MALK!!!!
THEY ACTUALLY GIVE GOOD DEFENCE NOW!!! MAKE PLAYERS CHOOSE BETWEEN LE BLACK KET AND CHAOS AND NOW DEFENCE ARMOURS!!!!
WHAT IF SOME DANK TANK ARMOUR GAVE YOU EXTRA EXTRA REVIVE YOU KNOW!!!!
OR WHAT IF U GET HITTED AND DA ARMOUR EMITS A GIANT SHOCKKKAA WAVE!!! LIKE A TORTO!!!
but what if... they just were stronk defence... and could tank...
what if... you wear plate armours... and you CAN TANK 5 STRAIGHT VANA MACE SMASH TO DA BALLZ!!!!
WOW OW OWOWOW WO WO
DAS WHAT I CALL
DA ARMOUR UPDATES YAHH