The 12 Days of Nick's List

Birdsong fills my home. Really. I have 8 finches and 3 LOUD but colorful conures and birds nesting in the wreath outside my house. Thus, in this cacophony of birds, lists and Birdsong promos, TheBadger and I butchered a popular holiday song...
The 12 Days of Nick's List
On the 1st day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
A Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 2nd day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 3rd day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 4th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 5th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 6th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 7th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 8th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
8 mewing spookats
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 9th day of Nick's List
Birdsong gave for free:
9 bombers bombing
8 mewing spookats
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 10th day of Nick's List
It's a Birdsong shooting spree:
10 puppies pewing
9 bombers bombing
8 mewing spookats
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 11th day of Nick's List
Haven's under siege:
Blame it on Boswick
10 puppies pewing
9 bombers bombing
8 mewing spookats
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
On the 12th day of Nick's List
I must get more CE:
New content update
Blame it on Boswick
10 puppies pewing
9 bombers bombing
8 mewing spookats
7 tons of Snarby
6 greasy gremlins
5 star things?
4 falling sprites
3 French GMs
2 purple snipes
And a Gun Puppy named Monomi
This amused me. I approve.

That was incredible. Very well done you two.
5 silver crowns?
Also: +10% Coolness bonus for your "Blame it on Boswick."

Hiya Providence and all.
TheBadger and I were watching The Muppets do 12 Days with John Denver for inspiration. So #5 had to rhyme with "rings" to emulate that annoying Miss Piggy effect. We tried to make the SK lyrics partial alliterations or rhymes of the original lyrics as much as possible or match somethings in Nick's original list.
#10 was going to be "Blame it on Ian" because he tends to be evil like that on 3 Panel Soul. Then we toyed with the idea of "Blame it on Dogrock" for the times he accidentally breaks Wiki pages but the SK meme that you guys (EoS) made popular won out.
If someone else wants to take on the singing, maybe we can scrounge together a video. TheBadger refuses to sing, unfortunately. I sound more like a Japanese version of Avril Lavigne and can only play an electric Ukulele. I can't imagine a Japanese Avril Lavigne singing the part of Miss Piggy.
Haha, this is adorable [:
Now sing along to it on youtube!