Name says it all?

Since we're all knights, with no bards to write our tales, we might as well write our own epic for the future generations to know of our (mis)adventures. This is a word game, you can only add one word per post, no double posting, you cannot start a sentence if the previous sentence has not ended with a period.

I'll start

Noodle-pie

Edit: O she... I just saw The word game Dx nvm :P.