Basically, we get a story going by typing three words it can be really funny if we get some creative minds to join in :P.
But, three words only, not two, not seventy five, not the amount of time in seconds it would take for bill gates to hit the ground if he were to jump off of his mattress that had all of the dollar bills he owns stuffed under it.
Just Three.
I'll start,
"Oh my nugget,"
As his burnt,
I'll just continue from "exploded rather violently".
The farmer was
The farmer never could forget that day. The day his genitals exploded in his pair of new pants. He remembered the combination of blood and embers engulf the delicate woven fibers. The pain he felt. The hole it left. It had emptiness, synergistic for his own meaning of life. As he walked to his final destination, belongings and tight jeans in tow, he recalled and recalled and recalled the whole way there. He cocked his gun, a single bullet. All he needed to hear was the click of the trigger to finally come to his own peace. At a close of his eyes and a tear on his cheek he pulled the trigger.
RON'S ASS EXPLODED
(This should be in Gremlin Chatter, by the way.)
"The size of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness."
"$59 Billion US Dollars - Sept/2011"
"Intercoil’s first record breaking event was during DSF2000 when it manufactured the world's largest spring mattress that measured 10 m long, 8m wide and 60cms height."
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes / 0.00010922m = 540 194 103 644 021m
10m * 8m = 80m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
80m² / 0.010338947064m² = 7738
540 194 103 644 021m / 7738 = 69 810 558 755m
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Earth#Exosphere
amount of seconds = infinite, cuz bill gates be dead in outer space
correct me if im wrong
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E:no1 corrected me and i found the mistake on my own
US king size mattress 193cm x 203cm
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes * 0.00010922m = 6 443 980m
1.93m * 2.03m = 3.9179m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
3.9179m² / 0.010338947064m² = 379
6 443 980m / 379 = 17 003m
17 003m = (9.81m/s * t²) / 2
<=> t = √(34 006m / 9.81m/s) = 58.9s
pls correct me if im wrong
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E2:with air resistance i get 481 seconds as a result with around 35 m/s as a maximum velocity(3.6seconds to reach it), but the values are inaccurate and im not familiar with the formulas either(which is why i resorted to german resources), so i wont provide any data. if the height is good im happy with the result
still, correct me if im wrong
Shamrock-wielding leprechaun said
said the farmer.