The Three Word Game
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:00
Basically, we get a story going by typing three words it can be really funny if we get some creative minds to join in :P.
But, three words only, not two, not seventy five, not the amount of time in seconds it would take for bill gates to hit the ground if he were to jump off of his mattress that had all of the dollar bills he owns stuffed under it.
Just Three.
I'll start,
"Oh my nugget,"
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:05
#2
He went off
He went off
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:06
#3
Oshi- might as well carry on til' it gets moved
As his burnt,
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:07
#4
scrotal mass of
scrotal mass of
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:09
#5
Fire wood splinters
Fire wood splinters
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:14
#6
stalked the farmer.
stalked the farmer.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:15
#7
Began to digest
He digested his
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:22
#8
flamboyant pair of
flamboyant pair of
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:29
#9
tight jeans that
tight jeans that
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:31
#10
spontaneous combustion
exploded rather violently
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:32
#11
Looked very adaquate
:D
Looked very adaquate
:D
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:43
#12
run on sentences
run on sentences
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:46
#13
[What Dark Ritual?]
That died quickly.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:49
#14
DAMN YOU TOILET
DAMN YOU TOILET
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:50
#15
[What Dark Ritual?]
Jim Dale said.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:50
#16
Hmm...
I'll just continue from "exploded rather violently".
The farmer was
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:52
#17
/giggle
Odd. The end.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:55
#18
of the rod
of the rod
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:56
#19
was very thick
was very thick
mar, 11/01/2011 - 18:59
#20
The farmer never could forget
The farmer never could forget that day. The day his genitals exploded in his pair of new pants. He remembered the combination of blood and embers engulf the delicate woven fibers. The pain he felt. The hole it left. It had emptiness, synergistic for his own meaning of life. As he walked to his final destination, belongings and tight jeans in tow, he recalled and recalled and recalled the whole way there. He cocked his gun, a single bullet. All he needed to hear was the click of the trigger to finally come to his own peace. At a close of his eyes and a tear on his cheek he pulled the trigger.
RON'S ASS EXPLODED
mar, 11/01/2011 - 19:18
#21
[whatthef...udgesicles man..]
No one cared.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 19:58
#22
that he died
that he died
mar, 11/01/2011 - 20:02
#23
I like turtles
I like turtles.
mar, 11/01/2011 - 20:05
#24
said Playerman, who
said Playerman, who
mer, 11/02/2011 - 00:58
#25
who transformed into
transformed into a
mer, 11/02/2011 - 01:00
#26
(This should be in Gremlin
(This should be in Gremlin Chatter, by the way.)
mer, 11/02/2011 - 01:02
#27
Vog cub cap
Vog cub cap
mer, 11/02/2011 - 03:03
#28
then was worn
then was worn
mer, 11/02/2011 - 03:10
#29
by the great
by the great
jeu, 11/03/2011 - 14:59
#30
Zelda
"The size of a dollar bill is 6.6294 cm wide, by 15.5956 cm long, and 0.010922 cm in thickness."
"$59 Billion US Dollars - Sept/2011"
"Intercoil’s first record breaking event was during DSF2000 when it manufactured the world's largest spring mattress that measured 10 m long, 8m wide and 60cms height."
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes / 0.00010922m = 540 194 103 644 021m
10m * 8m = 80m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
80m² / 0.010338947064m² = 7738
540 194 103 644 021m / 7738 = 69 810 558 755m
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmosphere_of_Earth#Exosphere
amount of seconds = infinite, cuz bill gates be dead in outer space
correct me if im wrong
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E:no1 corrected me and i found the mistake on my own
US king size mattress 193cm x 203cm
59 000 000 000 one dollar notes * 0.00010922m = 6 443 980m
1.93m * 2.03m = 3.9179m²
0.066294m * 0.155956m = 0.010338947064m²
3.9179m² / 0.010338947064m² = 379
6 443 980m / 379 = 17 003m
17 003m = (9.81m/s * t²) / 2
<=> t = √(34 006m / 9.81m/s) = 58.9s
pls correct me if im wrong
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E2:with air resistance i get 481 seconds as a result with around 35 m/s as a maximum velocity(3.6seconds to reach it), but the values are inaccurate and im not familiar with the formulas either(which is why i resorted to german resources), so i wont provide any data. if the height is good im happy with the result
still, correct me if im wrong
mer, 11/02/2011 - 04:49
#31
by the great .....
CDG GM Icycloud
mer, 11/02/2011 - 04:53
#32
underoos ('nuff said)
`_~
mer, 11/02/2011 - 06:08
#33
to the party
to the party
mer, 11/02/2011 - 06:23
#34
that was located
that was located
mer, 11/02/2011 - 08:08
#35
in vanadukes court
in vanadukes court
mer, 11/02/2011 - 08:22
#36
But then, a
But then, a
mer, 11/02/2011 - 08:50
#37
Shamrock-wielding leprechaun said
Shamrock-wielding leprechaun said
mer, 11/02/2011 - 08:52
#38
"i dub thee"
"i dub thee"
mer, 11/02/2011 - 08:54
#39
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prince-designate of
mer, 11/02/2011 - 09:31
#40
the Flufflepuff Kingdom
the Flufflepuff Kingdom
mer, 11/02/2011 - 09:43
#41
And than he
And than he
mer, 11/02/2011 - 09:49
#42
put on a
put on a
mer, 11/02/2011 - 09:54
#43
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sweater. He declared
mer, 11/02/2011 - 11:25
#44
Chizzle my dizzle
Chizzle my dizzle
mer, 11/02/2011 - 11:41
#45
and walked off.
and walked off.
mer, 11/02/2011 - 12:59
#46
Then he came
Then he came
mer, 11/02/2011 - 13:46
#47
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all over the
mer, 11/02/2011 - 15:09
#48
intensive blueberry field.
intensive blueberry field.
mer, 11/02/2011 - 15:12
#49
Keep it clean. ;)
Keep it clean. ;)
mer, 11/02/2011 - 15:18
#50
and so on
and so on
said the farmer.