Get mad and threaten someone over the internet and it'll actually work.
Thanks for the prize, I'm just doing this for fun now!
Question of the day! (win ce) (Closed until further notice)
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 21:52
#552
Question 12/11/11
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 12:40
#553
If you had a Banstick what would you do
I hope GMs dont read about this i would ban all the GM and staffs and take over the game and i would own everyone in PvP one hit >:D and if im satisfied with it i would bribe a guy to spread the rumour that i am the Game MASTER as in the OWNER of everything and give me ce and cr if they dun want to get banned. I would ban everyone with Bhan hammer btw >.> so Heavy-Duty: BAD LUCK!!!
1. Ban people
2. Black mail people
3. Own bosses and ban some of the monsters
4. Get screaming eggs to do sound effects while im doing this
5. WHen i get bored of this or about to die i would use it on myself and see what happens
6. Hire Marshmallows to hold one each after i craft some more of it
7. TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
Sat, 12/10/2011 - 23:49
#554
Question 12/11/11
If you had
Question 12/11/11
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
If I had a Banstick in real life, I would probably use it to scratch my back. Or maybe to pull crooked nails out of my junk wood.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 00:57
#555
December 11, 2011
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
Depends on how effective it is. If I can control its strength, I'd use to to ban my parents from my room so they stop barging in all the time. If I can't, I'd be too chicken to use it. What if I accidentally ban my parents from the house? Or the continent?! ;c Well, I'd use it a crowbar for sure, even though I have no idea how or where to use one.
I'd use it to temp ban spammers and trolls from the forums while I'm at it.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 06:18
#556
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
I would ban everyone from doing stuff (work, school work, stuff they don't wanna really do) for 20 minutes everyday, just so they can take those 20 minutes to relax with friends and family.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 07:13
#557
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
I'd ban people from life by hitting them hard on the head.
I like this answer better :3
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 07:26
#558
Sakakiddon 12/11/11
12/11/11
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
I'd play fetch with a Love Puppy. :D
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 07:58
#559
12/11/11 If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do
Start (gently) smacking beggars in the forehead.
But i'll smack those who pretend to be new and beg (those Vog cub users in proto set) really hard that they bounce back to Farmville.
After I'm done, I'll start calling "Boswick Boswick where are you? Boswick, come out and play!"
I'll let u guys use your imagination on what is going to happen next XD
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 12:21
#560
I would use it to make myself
I would use it to make myself stop writing in this topic.
I would use it to kill Kuger because hes only fool whos gonna help newbies ;) (No insult :D)
I would use it to ban Jelly King!!
I would use banstick as my primary weapon vs Vanaduke!!
I would make hackers begg for unban!!
I would make Nick ask me for whats in development! (Joke,nasty one),
I would make banstick 5*,and pwn Snarby,kick his a** out of Gloaming Wildwoods.
I would be new Boswick with ban power!!
I would make all GMs tier 4 bosses ;) (Imagine big Nick as boss,or Poseidon with huge text (His famous FAQ) )
I would make sure everyone knows hows 1 + 1 (We must take care about our schoolarship)
I would make Cradle II (Well,it is banstick,isnt it?)
I would ban Cradle!!
I would repair Skylark with it!!
I would make Vanaduke take his damn axe and run the hell out of Cradle.
I would ..ah I forgot..
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 16:08
#561
12/11/11
If you had a Banstick in real life, What would you do with it?
i would smash all schools with it so everyoneone can keep playing spiral knights all day!!!
@Kuger i have a question in mind if you neeed one XD. just make sure you let peoples know who came up with it XD.
i will mail it to you. ( do not be surprised if some knight named archweld or burstwolf mails you it they also be me)
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 17:43
#562
Question 12/11/11
If I had a
Question 12/11/11
If I had a Banstick in real life...
But I don't have a Banstick in real life...
But if I did, then I'd pick my nose with it. And whack people over the head with it.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 18:04
#563
Question 12/11/11
If I had a
Question 12/11/11
If I had a Banstick in real life...
...I would be very random and do whatever I felt like with it.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 20:13
#564
@Lordofnecromancers: It's
@Lordofnecromancers: It's very scary when that's the first thing that comes to two peoples' minds.
Sun, 12/11/2011 - 20:38
#565
@windsickle
I don't get it...
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 01:37
#566
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/11/11
Pikki
Myllakka
New question 12/12/11
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 02:00
#567
Question 12/12/11
If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?
Round house kick everything!
Round house kick Snarbolax in the face!
Round house kick Royal Jelly in the core!
Round house kick the Roarmulus twins in their noses!
Round house kick Lord Vanaduke in the belly!
Round house kick wolvers in the ears!
Round house kick gremlins in their shoulders!
Round house kick mechaknights in the shields!
Round house kick Skylark into the sky!
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 08:03
#568
12/12/11
I would go find Bruce Lee and challenge him to a match >:D
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 10:09
#569
If you were Chuck Norris for
If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?
Stories of New Chuck Norris :
While Neboisha lurked around the forums,He saw the creative thread,and the question: "If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?"
and hes here to answer.He thought about those hot girls in the school,about Jelly King who doesnt loves him,about his school..
So he decided to do following:
Neboisha went to school.He saw those hot girls.He came to them.Led by an Chuck Norris swagg,he took one easily..
When he came home,he was depressed about depth 18...He kicked his laptop by his famous round house kick...Boom..
He bought a new laptop..
He lost again on depth 18.He was so angry so he jumped into his laptop,kicked the hell out of Jelly King,He also had alot time,so he picked up paint and bucket,and he did a little job,He picked up 3 tokens,and with big hapiness,he left Chuck Norris Palace (Big job),Other small jellies who survived
followed him,theyre were called Chuckaz..
Neboisha or Chuck Norris,forgot to go in school...
Well he shouted on his clock.Imediatelly,time has freezed.
He went to school,he kicked all the teachers out of school.He turned the Dark off,Because it was very dark inside school in 6AM.
He was happy,he left house.
After some time,He needed to go to hospital.He gave his GPS Directions,and he went to Hospital.
He was ill because his powers.
He had to rid them...
He didnt wanted it because:Only then you could have more subscribers than JB,only then you couldnt fall down,just up,smell underwater,drink pure jelly energy drink,roll 6 always,weight himself on Richter scale,SCORE 11 on scale of 0 to 10.Strangle people with cordless phone..
Doctors shouted out of doom,they were scared,they should take his powers which were in his neck..
They were afraid..
But,Neboisha let them take them.
Because,all those hot girls like him now :D
and He will be happy with CE prize too :)
Because he is wise :D
Ah..I forgot..I would use my powers to make me win :D (Look Like I do care about winning,I love to read others stories,but nvm ;) )
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 13:40
#570
Well,I would use MY powers to
Well,I would use MY powers to help peolle.I would make my levi (dreams,sweet dreams :( )But,Well,I would make the world happiest place in universe.no wars,just fun.I would use my strenght to help people.And after one day,I would be still known as Chuck Norris.
Mon, 12/12/2011 - 13:58
#571
12/12/11
if you where chuck norris for a day what would you do?
I would do...EVERYTHING!!!!!!
@kuger thank you!!!!! my question is finnaly up and posted!
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 00:23
#572
due to todays forum downtime,
due to todays forum downtime, I am extending the question into tomorrow morning, will update first thing when I awaken from my slumber.
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 03:38
#573
12/12-11
"If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?"
I would check the internet top10 of Chuck Norris jokes, have a laugh and ooooooze with machoness.
Afterwards, I would log in with my alias, TexasRanger40, and post new Chuck Norris jokes, just to keep the internet trend alive. Long live me.
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 06:27
#574
I would act in "Walker, Texas
I would act in "Walker, Texas Ranger".
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 08:58
#575
12/12-11
"If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?"
I will find a Geiger counter from the Dragonball series and recheck my power if Im still strongest...
Indeed! I have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ......99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999........
PLUS 9!!!
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 09:10
#576
Answer: IGN Eneal
"If you were Chuck Norris for a day, What would you do?"
Punch the moon just to say I did it. What else?
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 09:38
#577
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/12/11
Sinistermackz
Neboisha
Weld (Question Used)
New question 12/13/11
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 09:53
#578
12/13/2011
"Why are snipes such creepers?"
'Cause they always gotta find somebody's business in which to stick their peepers ;D
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 23:40
#579
December 13, 2011
Why are snipes such creepers?
Because they're secretly ASSASSINS. Their adorable appearance hides sinister motive and actions. You see how they spin? That's them practicing what to do when the day of reckoning comes. Their wings are going to be attached to razors, and their high-speed spins are going to cut our heads off. Also, they always, always run away from the knights; that must mean something. >:
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 22:02
#580
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Why are snipes such creepers?
They never blink. They're ready for something big. Eyeing Knights is what they do best. It's the only tool the Gremlins have that Knights would never dare kill. Strangers, they're also in this plot. Strangers, the mechanized beings they are, are controlled by Snipes to supply Knights with technology that we waste Crystal energy on to create, only to know that Crystal Energy is our actual weakness. For energy we kill ourselves in the Clockworks, and other monsters as well. Vanaduke failed under the might of Tinkinzar and the power of Crystal Energy. Snipes are used to monitor our energy consumption, to make sure it's our threat. Snipes themselves are dangerous, never to be injured by pure grace and the rotating blades of their fine wings. Observers. Spies. Destroyers. They laid waste to the Skylark and Alpha Squad, only to be welcomed by the following knights. However, this indeed IS Tinkinzar's world.
Cradle, absorbed by a new infestation, is the final battle frontier for the Gremlins. They combat darkness and the Shadow Swarm to drive them off, and then we came in. Spiral Knights scared the Gremlins away, and Snipes were deployed to remove this threat. As Cradle became more and more populated by Knights, Snipes began the new mission of spying. Getting in the way, we use what would lead to our destruction to get to the Darkness that was once a Gremlin's war. Not only has Darkness and Gremlin power tried to fight this battle, but the Spiral Knights have taken another faction. Haven in itself is a death trap. Simply ironic, isn't it?
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 22:09
#581
12/13/2011
"Why are snipes
12/13/2011
"Why are snipes such creepers?"
Strangers train them to, so they go around creeping and going into Knight's houses and stealing the Knight's equiptment and bringing them back to the Strangers who have them trained to steal so they can sell the equiptment again and again and again...
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 22:18
#582
What Dark Ritual?
12/13/11
SSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT. Hisssssssssssssss... And because they are controlled by Boswick.
12/12/11
IF? *coughs*
Tue, 12/13/2011 - 23:37
#583
Question 12/13/11
Why are
Question 12/13/11
Why are snipes such creepers?
Why wouldn't they be? I don't blame them. Could you resist creeping if you were their size in a world like Cradle?
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 00:40
#584
Previous Winners
Previous Winners 12/13/11
Heavy-Duty
Myllakka
New question 12/14/11
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 01:42
#585
"Where did Nyan Cat come from?"
A acid tripping cat tripped and fell onto a pop tart filled with meth and weed. As it flew, it swallowed a rainbow, which, as it moves at the speed of light, immediately shot out the other end. Luckily, the cat was messed up enough that it's system acted like the rainbow in its intestines was a good thing, and began replicating it, speeding the nyan cat through space and time above out planet. It distorts space as it passes, forming a high pitched sound which can be translated, by the use of sophisticated cat-speak software, into repetitions of the word "nyan" in different pitches. Now it shoots through the stars, forever framed in the night sky and on the internet, showing the greatness, or trollness, that is the tripping poptart-with-meth weed addict rainbow feces cat of nyan.
Thank you.
IGN Eneal
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 01:33
#586
Question 12/14/11 Where did Nyan Cat come from?
OMG I didn't think u'll update 12/13/11 so fast :(
I was coming up with a good explanation :(((((((((
Nonetheless,
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-bit animation depicting a cat with the body of a cherry pop tart flying through outer space. While such absurd themes like flying kittens and pastry cats have been around for some time, the surreal humor behind this particular combination has captivated YouTubers and online art communities, spawning dozens of fan illustrations as well as receiving some mainstream coverage in April 2011.
The Pop Tart Cat animation was posted on the daily comics site LOL-COMICS run by illustrator Chris Torres, also known as prguitarman, on April 2nd, 2011. The original drawing was based on his own Russian Blue cat, Marty, and was drawn after receiving two separate suggestions for a cat and a pop tart during a Red Cross charity drawing event on Livestream. Prior to the Pop Tart Cat, prguitarman had already gained a relatively large audience with a few other instances of comics circulating on the web. The GIF animation was also reblogged via Tumblr on April 2nd, 2011, accumulating over 3,000 notes (likes & reblogs) in its first two weeks: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/114779
On April 5th, 2011, YouTuber saraj00n posted a video titled Nyan Cat[3], using comic artist prguitarman’s Pop Tart Cat animation set to the well-known Japanese Vocaloid song Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya by Japanese artist Daniwell-P looping in the background, Although the song had been originally composed for Hatsune Miku to sing, The version used in the video was of the cover sung by the Utauloid Momo Momone. The video gained over one million views in its first two weeks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
Or if you play this game http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/coinbox-hero and finish the game. You'll see the origin of Nyan cat (i've finished it myself)
Play this too! http://www.mylostgames.com/play/nyan_cat_lost_in_space
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 07:20
#587
12/14/12
Iono where Nyan Cat came from but my hunch is that someone one day innocently bought a cat and some pop tarts and let the cat eat them and eventually the cat got stuck in one so it was never able to grow again and ran away, he got his wings from an old fellow named Kuger I think...
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 08:46
#588
Someone locked a Female cat
Someone locked a Female cat and a male poptart in a closet....
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 08:59
#589
Nyan Cat 12/14/11
Well you see its very complicated. When a kitty loved a pop-tart it attempted to, hmm elope shal we say, though this failed abismaly, so the cat decided to build a machine to mix its atoms with that of the poptart. It worked sort of, you see the owner of the cat left some skittles in the machine, so when the cat turned it on it began to taste of the rainbow. When its owner caught sight of this creature his first instinct was to, of course, take a bite out of it. Hnce why Nyan Cat never stops moving, and why it trails rain bows.
Thank you and good night
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 15:06
#590
December 14, 2011
I'm convinced that Kuger is a good luck charm. After I got my mail today, I ragecrafted some stuff--Shadow Max on a Demo Helm, CTR med and slime low on a Shadowtech. ♥
Where did Nyan Cat come from?
Well you see, when a rainbow, a poptart, and a cat love each other veeery, veeery much...they have the world's weirdest threesome (because, uh, rainbows are intangible and poptarts are extraordinarily squishy). There's theories that the cat actually just wanted to eat the poptart and the rainbow just happened to fall onto earth at that location, but those naysayers are just jealous. Nonetheless, their pure, honorable love for each other came through, and its glorious and extremely multi-coloured light convinced a higher power that they deserve to have that love crystallized. Also, that higher power realized that this is a great opportunity to be net-famous, and also create lots of brain crack. And so mote it be, the higher power said--and thus born the Nyan Cat.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 15:15
#591
What Dark Ritual?
12/14/11: Where did Nyan Cat come from?
Well, Nyan Cat came fro-
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/shout KUGER! SAVE ME FROM THIS GIANT WALL OF TEXT AND ANNOYING CATS THAT LOOK LIKE POPTARTS!
Oh, and Nyan Cat came from YouTube.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 17:23
#592
12/14/11
where did nyan cat come from?
simple. nyan cat came from a twisted and psychotic secret experiement to make a pop-tart that cat would love,but....
instead they came up with a cat with a pop-tart body wich then killed its creators with its supreme power over rainbows and sweets.
now its goal in life is to spread the jow of rainbows and sweets all over the universe and to eradicate all vegetables with the power of cupcakes!
note:nyan cat hates health freaks.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 17:58
#593
...
It turns out, Boswick actually HAD a pet Mewkat. It loved any breakfast pastry that it was fed. However, Boswick one day noticed all his Poptarts missing. No, it wasn't the poor Mewkat, but the Gun Puppy guarding his very home! He took the Poptart from the Gun Puppy and shunned it. It turned into a Howlitzer right after by Boswick, but then it grew VERY angry. Guess who earned the Poptart? yes, the little Mewkat. Then a bunch of Spiral Knights who learned Mewkats actually don't drop Magikat Hats and got super angry teamed up with the enraged Howlitzer and all of them blew up the Mewkat and launched it into space. "Good Riddance" they said, until it appeared on Youtube as the first Poptart eating kitten ever launched into space! English teachers got mad at the mispelling of 'Cat" so they made a strike to turn Poptart Kat into Poptart Cat. Poptart Cat wasn't catchy, so they recorded it singing nyanyanyanyanyan. Nyan Cat was born.
PS: Boswick got super mad at this and inflated CE prices with his anger.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 21:10
#594
Question 12/14/11 Where did
Question 12/14/11 Where did Nyan Cat come from?
Who is Nyancat? Judging from the other peoples' posts, I'll assume he/she is a cat poptart.
lesee...
On day, a cat wandered into a Poptart factory when it fell into the batter. He/she was then baked into a poptart, and morphed with it after falling into some nuclear waste.
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 21:40
#595
...
@Necro
What is nuclear waste doing in a Poptart factory?!
Wed, 12/14/2011 - 23:16
#596
@Chrono-Chaos
nope the GIF
@Chrono-Chaos
nope the GIF used in youtube video was created before the video and the song aka. NYANNYANNYAH was created long time ago with the vocaloid Miku
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 01:56
#597
Previous Winners
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 04:26
#598
What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?
"What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?"
His deepest secret is, that he hates those little demanding polyps. "We want to be bigger", "we want spikes", "we want moustaches".
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 04:27
#599
Question 12/15/11 What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?
1. The fact that he doesn't live at North Pole?
2. The fact that he's not here to give out presents but to take our CE!
3. Impostoclaus > Imposto + Claus > Imposter Clause > IMPOSTER!!! ,nuff said
4. Definitely a spy from Royal Jelly from the Royal Jelly Palace to search for information on Haven
5. Boswick in disguise
6. He's a big fat lying glob of jelly trying to steal Krogmo coins from people. Go talk to him. You're obligated to reply "I believe in you, Impostoclaus"
Oh look at this KUGER!! http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/447/31295042.jpg
Thu, 12/15/2011 - 10:10
#600
12/15/12 "What's Impostoclaus's deepest secret?"
well you could say his deepest secret is that he has no Impostoelves but that's not very deep of him so I say that his deepest secret is that he doesn't have a Ms. Impostoclaus.
I'd be Gordon Freeman. All you need in life is a crowbar to get things done. :P