Previous Winners 5/13/12
Wolftamerdan
Artistbma
New question 5/14/12
Previous Winners 5/13/12
Wolftamerdan
Artistbma
New question 5/14/12
Where do you keep the good china?
China is good/bad?
I own China?
And NO-ONE told me!?
I own CHINA!?
What!?
HUH!?
WAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the bottom left cupboard to the right of the side drawer by the sink under the bathroom tap of the room above the family room of my neighbors house, and behind 15 bottles of coffee.
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I BOUGHT them, I just don't DRINK them.
Don't ask.
Where do you keep the good china?
Down the right, third turn left. Good luck finding it.
Darnit..Psycho stole my idea..Ill just put some random thing up here..Clicky.
I put it in this anime episode.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLt9wlWHbac
China likes chess.
"Where do you keep the good china?"
No china; all clay here.
Look! Clay castle.
I made it with a plate, two cups and a bowl...
...gimme that laptop. I'm going to buy some china. In the sink, when I have it, 'cause I'm careless....
Though that was a pretty castle, don't you think?
4/15/12
"Where do you keep the good china?"
China? I don't got any china. I got india, africa, united states of america, north america, mongolia, alaska, nebraska, australia, austria, canada, germania, columbia, eurasia, asia, south america, and the what not. But no china.
Oh wait! Here's some! China! But this is bad china. See? It says 'bad' right on the side. Don't got no good china.
Oh! Here's a map to find some good china! Let's see what it says.
'Head toward the second star to the right and straight on till morning.'
...Isn't that the way to Neverland?
Here's another!
'Go Down the rabbit hole.'
That's to Wonderland.
'Go Through the looking glass.'
Another wonderland.
This one?
"Get lost to find a place that can't be found and only then will you find it.'
...That's to Davy Jones Locker, ain't it?
ANd one more.
'Down the toilet.'
That's where I live!
Gah... I give up.
Previous Winners 5/14/12
Lordofnecromancers
Remiliaoftheearth
New question 5/15/12
What's your favorite piece of technology?
The screen; what I was staring at for the past 20 hours.
The Central Processing Unit, which powers the screen I have been staring at the entire morning.
"What's your favorite piece of technology?"
The computer as a whole. To me, a computer is defined as a combination of processor(s), various forms of memory, and a display. A computer is a wonder that I feel goes somewhat underappreciated nowadays in terms of what it provides to us as human beings. Sure, a computer lets us play video games, do office work, and surf the Internet, but what does that really mean for us as living creatures? As Steve Jobs described it in an old interview (the most relevant part starts at about 3:30 but the whole thing is good IMO), what a computer does for us is make us substantially more efficient. To put it in a more literal sense than Jobs did, computers give us a way to store and access a wealth of information that far exceeds our natural biological capacity. We can only keep so much in our heads at once, but a computer can expand upon that - now more than ever. With multitasking utilities and cloud computing becoming more and more mainstream, humans are able to access and work with information like never before, and that is why the computer is my favorite piece of technology.
What's your favorite piece of technology?
...None.
Why have a favorite? All systems are go! I repeat all systems are go!
Now. We will slaughter you all and send you to Odin's Banquet in Valhalla; and taste the very last word in Norman Cooking...
THE CREME DE LA CREME!
Question: What is your favorite piece of technology?
Answer: The Toilet, What is better than the thing that gets rid of your bodily waste and it is quite useful too. Better than pooping in the woods.
IGN: Mhris
What is your favorite piece of technology?
answer:
The scroll wheel is nice.
IGN: Verid
I belive my favorite peixe of technology is the iRack. http://www.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxcjLEwZqcQI&v=...
I belive this new inovative peice of technology will not only suck money from the american government but also hold stuff with the ability of randomly bursting into flames.
Well, is the mouse.
I cannot live without my mouse ... Is so ... cute =D
what is my favorite piece of technology?
simple, THE LIGHTSABER!!!!!!!!
sure it hasn't been invented yet, but thats just because our earth scientist are too incompintent to craft it correctly without it blowing up in their faces! now if we had an inter-dimensional field generator, we could cross dimensions and get an alternate Earth's Lightsaber designes! and with those designes we could mass produce Lightsabers so that everyone in the world can have one! then we would have lightsaber mayhem and mass chaos, but hey, if the zombie apocolypse happenes, or if the Terminators come for us, we will have Lightsabers to mow 'em down!
but if we cannot i would say....
The Unnamed Device Which Can Bring Elements of Video Games to Real Life
or the UDWCBEVGRL, which i could then use to summon an army of Pokemon to crush all!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
The oven. Who doesn't love a beautifully baked cake or fresh apple pie? We can't cook pastries without the handy oven! And, to be honest, I don't think I can live without dessert... My sweet tooth is too big XD
It's not just dessert though. Gourmet cooking has all been based around different forms of cooking INCLUDING using the oven. This cooks meat all the way through after a nice browning on the outside of the meat, done in a pan.
My final point: BREAD! Fresh bread is delicious and cannot be made without the use of different sorts of ovens. Even if it isn't fresh, is it not consumed on a daily basis in bread pudding, toast or sandwiches?
Ovens are so simple, but they take the cake for me.
5/15/12
"What's your favorite piece of technology?"
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The wheel! And I'm too lazy to type out an explanation. Not the mention the fact that no one seems to win the QotD two times in a row.
"What's your favorite piece of technology?"
The computer. It can do just about anything.
The camera, for sure! Not only does it help me capture better than I can see (we've discussed the woes of bad vision before), but I can also record and share those captures with others. Also, this is a bit vain, but I love how skilled I am with a camera =) It's one of my favorite things to do <3 Even without the digital age, cameras would still be viable =) I love playing with film SLRs and DSLRs :D
Previous Winners 5/15/12
Burstwolf
Manalicious-Knight
New question 5/16/12
What ?!?!?!??
No NOOOO
I invite them ALL
I'll go on a quest to yeild the sacred sword and use it to defy Gravity?!!!!!! I'll destroy the seven sages and eat ganandorf's head while kicking psycho's pet Yoshi!!!!!!!!! Then I'll ride the Yoshi until I steal Kirby's watermelon then I'll turn dora into a mortall Assasin and she will help me Destroy SEGA!!!! And then I'll use the sword as a magnet to get all the OOO staff to my Partay!!!!! Then make them sing happy Bday to meeehhh!!!!!! Then I'll go to the crystalline beach and bury their heads in the crystal sand!!!!! Then I'll eat the sacred sword and I'll explode !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then I'll go to the OOO office and Ban SK players and force Kuger to tell me her password and then I'll take over this thread and I'll win all the CE!!!!!!
If you could invite only one of the Three Rings staff to your birthday party, Who would it be?
Ian.
So he could draw me some friends who would attend my party.
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg
If you could invite only one of the Three Rings staff to your birthday party, Who would it be?
Three Rings
Three Rings is just one company. So Ill invite Three Rings.
Harry Mack. We'd hum the entire OST together. Then I'd ask for him to sign my hand with a tattoo.
i would invite hyperon so he can hit me with his crowbar
"If you could invite only one of the Three Rings staff to your birthday party, Who would it be?"
I don't really have birthday parties anymore, but I'll just pretend. I would probably invite Nick, for several reasons (this list is non-exhaustive and is not in any particular order)
1) I could check to see if he has a mustache similar to that of an Impostocube
2) I could awkwardly thank him for his work on Spiral Knights
3) I could ask him how that work is going, maybe get some hints at future content
4) I could go over some of the good and bad times I've had with Spiral Knights
5) I could try to discuss some of the things I've posted in the Suggestions Forum, then take his constructed responses to heart and be happy
6) I could brag all over the forums about how I met Nick IRL
7) I could try to drag my friends back into Spiral Knights by giving them a chance to talk to Nick
I'd like to invite Nick.
I don't even know anything about him, but I've played most of Three Rings's games.
He also seems pretty cool.
That's all my reasons.
"slinks away in shame"
If you glued a picture of someones face to your shield... who's face would it be?
No-one would ever oppose me ever again.
"If you glued a picture of someones face to your shield... who's face would it be?"
Lord Vanaduke.
There's no debating the fact that Lord Vanaduke is Cradle's Most Wanted, with so many knights out to get him each day. However, I hang out with him so much that sometimes it's hard for me to remember that the face I see so often down in FSC is the face of a criminal. If Vanaduke's face was glued to my shield, I'd have a constant reminder telling me that I'm in FSC to defeat Lord Vanaduke, not to hang out with him.
Question: If you glued a picture of somebody's face to your shield, who's face would it be?
Answer: I would glue a picture of George Clooney to my shield because then all the ladies would love me. Women pose in wedding dresses next to his wax figure at the museum, so I would be getting all the attention.
Question: if you glued a picture of somebody`s face to your shield who`s face would it be?
Awnser: I would glue President Obamas face to it with the text under it YES WE CAN!
Zalgo's face.
The real problem is knowing what the face looks like to get it on the shield. Maybe I'll have to ask Him to do it himself.
INSTANT KILL EVERYTHING
Isnt it obvious what i would do?
I would take the pictures off everyone else's shields and glue em all on mine. Then i can be the ultimate dictator of the world.
In jeprody form I would say
What is a small beast that is fuzzy, has big teeth, sharp claws, and emits a low terrifying sound
Here it is the scary beast: http://www.fantom-xp.com/en_20__Trusting_kitten.html
Previous Winners 5/17/12
Psychodestroyer
Pladypus
New question 5/18/12
Question: whats the best place to bury a dead toaster.
Awnser: Underneath Agent Kora`s bed xD
Question: Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
"Underneath Agent Kora`s bed xD"
*ahem*
I beg to differ, Gogller. For the good of all Spiral Knights, a dead toaster shouldn't be buried at all! It should be salvaged so we can craft more equipment for our good knights. Didn't Spiral HQ teach you anything?
~Kora
Note: If you haven't made it through to Haven yet, I sincerely apologize. I'm sure you'll get there in no time and learn all about crafting.
Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
Well, a good thing would be to look at how it died.
/flashback
Whyyoulittle...You're TOAST!
/End flashback
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Toss it into the junk pile. The one over there.
No, the other one.
How many ARE there?
...
Are you sure you're ok?
...
/thump
...Yeah, collapsing. Genuine sign of perfect health.
/Tosses Kuger+toaster onto the junk pile.
/dusts hands Now to go eat brea-
/remembers toast was burnt
...
/loads rocket launcher
/mumbles gonnaburyyoubothinhell. Saygoodnite.
this is how I would bury a toaster
Step 1: confirm toaster is dead
Step 2: go grab the biggest hammer I can find
Step 3: scream astalavista babe
Step 4: useing the hammer pound it into the ground
Step 5: throw lighter fluid into the whole
Step 6: drop a match in the hole
Step 7: hope that it explodes and covers the remains oh the toaster
Question: Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
Answer: In the park next to the fountain where I buried that guy last week.
Wait whoops, I probably shouldn't have told you that.
Bury it in the junk yard by the car crusher.
Crap, there is a body there too.
Oh well I guess an old fashioned toaster graveyard should work, or did I bury someone there too.
I don't know, this is hard. Maybe my problem is with the burying.
Hopefully something turns up, or not if you catch my drift. Wink, wink.
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..................................................In a interdimensional alien graveyard......................................
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...........................or inside of a toilets septic tank.................................
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...............................................................................maybe inside the Ironclaw Munitions Factory?......................................
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.....................*lightbulb*........................give it to Darth Vader, he will throw it a Adolf Hitler during his third Epic Rap Battle Of History against him.........................................
.........................................................final option: on Mars, then blow it up.
Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
The cemetery!!!! ....whooooooo
The ground!!! Woof woof!
Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
The cemetery!!!! ....whooooooo
The ground!!! Woof woof!
Where is the best place to bury a dead toaster?
The cemetery!!!! ....whooooooo
The ground!!! Woof woof!
*stumbles out of bed*What time is it?
IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA&ob=av3e
Nyan Cat time 100 hours!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk