Question 12/01/11
If you created a Kingdom in Spiral Knights, What would it be named?
-Tynuka City
-Neorion Provinance
-Twin-Ion
-Hiryotro
-Gyrionos
-pizza (kidding,maybe...)
-Krono_Gigaton
-Topyrot
-Irongloom
-Darkclaw
-Phionex-Stormfront
-Tekken (a tribute to the game)
-Lycanthro
-Drakonu
-Ventilys
-Synotu
-Xenoglyph
or
-Wintorstrom
i came up with randome names
Question 12/01/11:
If you created a kingdom in Spiral Knights, What would it be named?
-Tronexia
-Fysitrio
-Ringeris
-Ages
-Zekirom
-Layia
-Ö (Thumbs up for swedish!)
-Cratos
-Fuzzytos
-Camesif
-Stockholm
"Xaira Metru"
metru nui
ta-metru
ga-metru
le-metru
ko-metru
onu-metru
po-metru
Bionicle fan?
Klockwork Kingdom :D
IGN Usef-Berrys
I got lost around the Hordika-Ignika arcs.
hey kuger how much stuff did i win i cant get on my account till next week just wonderin?
12/01/11
Drangard
The kingdom forged deep within' the depths of the planet. home to the fiercest warriors in all of clockworks. The kingdom is known well for its bright citizens and passionate artists. Ruled by Lord Krangler, who is best known for is burning passion of all living creatures. This kingdom is near impossible to reach though, due to the twisting trail of lava spurts leading to the Gates. The only sure way is to hire a flamecrid, the few number of people that know a safe path through the inferno, but it is harder to find one who belongs to this dieing clan. Those who are lucky enough to make it though find great fortune in knowledge all throughout the city. You will learn to be one of the best element swords men in all the land, or how to read any language found in the massive database. All your dreams await you in the kingdom of Drangard.
P.S.
Ever since i found this thread (as of a week ago) I just love thinking of things to your themes.
Keep up the good work :)
Previous Winners 12/01/11
Faladoraren
Watzen
New question 12/02/11
If you created a Kingdom in Spiral Knights, What would it be named?
Crimson Kingdom (Tinkinzar Resides here and at the core)
The Hemisphere (A Stranger land)
Covalion (Outcast Gremlins side by side with Knights)
Enduryte (Fiend lands filled with Trojans)
Mortopolis (Central Devilite City)
Kastille (Krogmo's junk-yard kingdom!)
Kugeria (Population: Kuger. King: Kuger. All money goes to: Kuger. Tax Collector: Kuger. There's a problem here...)
What is the circumference of a moose?
{[(Age of Moose)(4) + (70/Eye of Moose)] - (Kuger's age)}/50060 + [-(Weight of moose)x4] Divide by Pi, Square Root twice, multiply by Pi, then Use the factorials of that number. That should give you about the Weight of an Australian stripe back moose's left hoof, so use that to get these stuff:
Multiply by George Washington's oldest hair's age, but divide it by Pi. Then, multiply to the Year the Moose was born, give it Cake, and weight it. If it is heavier than twenty paper clips, then go on. If it's not, you probably don't have a Moose. Throw it off a cliff, and count the number of broken bones and multiply that by the factorial of what you get when you count the highest hairs it has by the negative reciprocal of Pi squared by the third division set, then carefully use quantum physics to negotiate a pact between Al Qaeda and George Bush. Then, he'll give you a secret number that has nothing to do with secret plans: 9009. Use that square root and divide while your falling down a Russian escalator, multiply that by Pi. Multiply by the Sine of a triangle whose opposite angle is the inverse of Pi and length is 567/488. Make sure Ridley is dead and Boswick is not watching! Now find the Cake and use that circumference to multiply to your answer. Tell em where you found the cake, then find 1/7 of your answer and divide by Pi to the radius of the Cake. Once you've accomplished this, punch Chuck Norris in the face, and count the number of broken teeth you received. Multiply it and divide by 4/3 the number. Divide by Zero. Voila! Now tell me how you did it and what the answer is!
What is the circumference of a moose?
You mean, other than twice the value of Pi multiplied by the radius of the moose? Well apparently Ask The Ninja says "It's Michael Palin's head stuck in a pie multiplied by Douglas Adams squared", but I'd like to think that it's a lot more magical and glorious than that. (length of antler) * (strands of fur) / [(moose's mother's length of small intestine in feet) * (moose's father's number of toes) ^ (moose's average daily calorie intake)] sounds about right. :o
Also, for a long time, I was convinced that the plural of moose is 'meese'. Damn my childhood friends and my ESLness. :x
What is the circumference of a moose?
The circumference of a snipe plus the circumfrance of Vanaduke.
What is the circumference of a moose?
2*π*Moose's Radius
Moose's radius can be found by differentiating the average distance from the center gravitational point of the moose which should be somewhere deep in inside it's belly.
extra questions :
Why did Snarbolax cross the road?
What do u think is inside the core?
What do u think Spiral Knights will be like in 5 years from now
What will you name your snipe if you were to have one as a pet?
What is big black and brown?
If you can change only 1 thing about Spiral Knights, what would that be?
What is the circumference of a moose?
width of the moon tied by a length of noose
First, it's depend it's what moose.
For this exemple, it's very simple cause in Canada(where i live Yeah!) the moose is an protect specie so, i'l use the circumference of the moose in the 25 cents canadian piece. Cause the value of Pi is not defined, i'l use the probabilities method.I'l just use the probability to touch the edge of the moose and i'l use an algorithm that i dont know to have the circumference of that moose.
IGN Axellebeast
First, it's depend it's what moose.
For this exemple, it's very simple cause in Canada(where i live Yeah!) the moose is an protect specie so, i'l use the circumference of the moose in the 25 cents canadian piece. Cause the value of Pi is not defined, i'l use the probabilities method.I'l just use the probability to touch the edge of the moose and i'l use an algorithm that i dont know to have the circumference of that moose.
IGN Axellebeast
P.S. i am not conected =]
"What is the circumference of a moose?"
ADORABLE!! <3
Or exactly measurable if you're talking about a Squishable Moose.
http://www.squishable.com/pc/squish_moose_15/Big_Animals/Squishable+Moose
15inches times pi? =)
the Circumference of a moose is...a moose!
is it ok if there are 2 questions???
what is the cicumference of a moose?
i would have to say either royal jelly or snarbolax XD
what does this question have to do wiht all the other questions?
answer it is also random
12/02/11
The circumference of a moose?
calf * r squared of course.
Idea for question:
why did you go to jail?
Who stole my gun?
What are you doing with that?
When did we get here?
If you could make a accessory, what would it be?
"What is the circumference of a moose?
{[(Age of Moose)(4) + (70/Eye of Moose)] - (Kuger's age)}/50060 + [-(Weight of moose)x4] Divide by Pi, Square Root twice, multiply by Pi, then Use the factorials of that number. That should give you about the Weight of an Australian stripe back moose's left hoof, so use that to get these stuff:
Multiply by George Washington's oldest hair's age, but divide it by Pi. Then, multiply to the Year the Moose was born, give it Cake, and weight it. If it is heavier than twenty paper clips, then go on. If it's not, you probably don't have a Moose. Throw it off a cliff, and count the number of broken bones and multiply that by the factorial of what you get when you count the highest hairs it has by the negative reciprocal of Pi squared by the third division set, then carefully use quantum physics to negotiate a pact between Al Qaeda and George Bush. Then, he'll give you a secret number that has nothing to do with secret plans: 9009. Use that square root and divide while your falling down a Russian escalator, multiply that by Pi. Multiply by the Sine of a triangle whose opposite angle is the inverse of Pi and length is 567/488. Make sure Ridley is dead and Boswick is not watching! Now find the Cake and use that circumference to multiply to your answer. Tell em where you found the cake, then find 1/7 of your answer and divide by Pi to the radius of the Cake. Once you've accomplished this, punch Chuck Norris in the face, and count the number of broken teeth you received. Multiply it and divide by 4/3 the number. Divide by Zero. Voila! Now tell me how you did it and what the answer is!"
undefined. any # Divided by 0 is undefined. Do I get an extra prize?
"What is the circumference of a moose?
Okay, I'll take a page out of Heavy's book...
Take the # of hairs on your head and divide it by 42. multiply by the area of the mooses antelers to the power of the age of the germ that a norweigen-british scientist in germany is studying right now. add cake and if the cake isn't a lie, then multiply by vanaduke and add pizza. smash your computer and throw it out the window. get a 74 year-old african-chines police-man to arrest you and stick you in a 2x3.6x4809.3874829740 ft volume jail cell. Encourage a prisoner by the name of BOBette who was arrested for trying to assasinate Justin Bieber's mom's brother's son's cousin, to give you a penny while jumping up and down a chinese warship and blow up the prison with it(the penny, not the warship). a secret # will then appear in front of you: 4. multiply that by the moose's age and height, subtract the square root of -2, stick a piece of gun on your forehead, blow the white house into pieces with a bomb, count the pieces, multiply by the # you got earlier from the stuff I already wrote, and there you have it!
If the cake is a lie, then Bigfootm/Chrono-Chaos will kill you.
@Necro
I will? D:
@Kuger
"12/2/11, too lazy to type question."
PI, multiplied by the square root of 39572056, divided by 42, times the Atmoic Mass+Number of Gold, plus PI times PI. Then, add PIxPIxPIxPI, then subtract 777.777. If you then multiply that number by 2, you will have the answer.
Shortish Version: Get a calculator, google it, get- Hey, why DO you need to know? This is secret material.
who crashed the skylark?
what would you do if you met Boswick?
Boswick's real name? (i know this is in the wiki, but oh well....)
what would you do if your gear was reverted back to full proto?
what dark ritual? (yes,have a laugh bigfootm)
what do the faces of spiral knights look like under their helms?
what would you do if you gained GM status for one day?
how does a roasted wolver taste like?
what is under vana's mask?
where did JK's crown go?
who made the Roarmulus Twins? (gremlins are not eligible)
why is Kuger giving away free CE?
Previous Winners 12/02/11
Heavy-Duty
Vifig
New question 12/03/11 (Your welcome, Bigfootm)
so does the prize go to me since i mentioned dark ritual as a question, or bigfootm for inspiring me with his signature?
i think we all know i'm not bigfootm...
Mew.
((NOTE, that<<<< is an integral part of my answer))
What Dark Ritual?
You mean you don't know?! But it's so basic, like...like knowing who Harry Potter is! It's obviously this, duh. ;p
Questions you might want to use:
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
If you could make up a word to describe a happening in SK, what would it be?
What Dark Ritual?
What dark ritual?
ಠ_ಠ
What dark ritual?
ಠ‿ಠ
What dark ritual?
ಠ⌣ಠ
What dark ritual?
ಥ⌣ಥ
What dark ritual?
ಥ‿ಥ
What dark ritual?
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(ಠ_ರೃ)
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ What dark ritual? ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
щ(ﾟДﾟщ)What dark ritual?(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮
What dark ritual?
¯\_(ʘ‿ʘ)_/¯
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Tell me about that dark ritual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
________┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ) What dark ritual? I don't know what you're talking about. Here, I put the table back.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ Y U PUT IT BACK?!!! TELL ME ABOUT THAT DARK RITUAL!!!!!!!
________┬──┬ ノ( ´Д｀ノ) I told you! I don't know!!!!!
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) U'RE LYING!!!!!
_________________(≧ロ≦) I'm NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ΘεΘ;) I know you're lying. Just tell me about that dark ritual
_________________ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ I'M SO ANGRY RITE NAO!!!
（ ﾟДﾟ）What are you going to do with those tables????!!!
_____________┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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(￣ー￣) A wild Snorlax appears!
December 03, 2011
What Dark Ritual?
this dark ritual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIlLXT1XEWs
What Dark Ritual?
The ritual in which we're gonna give you up
The ritual in which we're gonna let you down
The ritual in which we're gonna run around and desert you
The ritual in which we're gonna make you cry
The ritual in which we're gonna say goodbye
The ritual in which we're gonna tell a lie and hurt you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
HE LIES!!!!
Chills... chills to my spine...
I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
a dark ritual is that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0&ob=av3n mouhahahHAHAHAHAHA listen to that good now listen to that dark ritual MOUHHAAAHHAAHHAAHH
what dark ritual?
it is the ritual in which all of the fallen monsters band together to end thos accursed spiral knights that have slain them!!! muahahahahahaha!!!!!!
@ kuger plz mail me in game to let me know if you can post a second question cause i have a good one. XD
...and there goes my signature. Time to find a new one... :P
12/3/11 What Dark Ritual?
Problem? Also, the ritual that is dark, making it a dark ritual. But, that isn't the dark ritual we're talking about, and only I know of a real dark ritual that I would tell you about, but you'd die of amazement.
Question 12/03/11
What Dark Ritual?
I think I'll be going now...
12/3/11 What Dark Ritual?
Dark ritual doesnt makes sense,and if It would have sense,then there wouldnt be sense because sense doesnt makes sense,if There would be sense,this wouldnt have sense because this doesnt makes sense.
IGN:Neboisha
It's when you try to find the circumference of a moose right after coloring your favorite submarine a favored color, finding the beef, creating a weapon of mass spam/destruction, wasting 10,000 CE on taking over Cradle, being elected president of Cradle and Spiral Knights, and getting your favorite stuff. This causes you to turn into a Jelly Cube. To reverse Kuger's Dark Ritual, find out why you're so serious, count the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop, reacting to the fake prediction of the world ending tomorrow, realizing your worst enemy is lag, making your own question, doing dumb stuff on a smart phone for a Kondike bar, blaming Boswick for making Vanaduke so fat and shattering the moon, create Achilles, and flavoring yourself a type of candy. Now, you're a Boswick, so you say why you would be president, do ANYTHING for science, and that means creating a new monster in your presidency as well as creating a new Kingdom for that monster. Now you're a Knight once again. Kuger had put us in a Dark Ritual this whole time... but the CE is worth it!
What Dark Ritual
You mean you dont know what it is??? Its a simple equation where you divide 42 by PI multiply by 64 explode it x10 go back in time +100000 divide by PI and then kill a snipe and a Kat fuse them together get a heat ember and some water from the FSC and fuse them together easy huh?
Why are people taking my formulas to find the circumferences for moose, meese, and mooses?
sorry for ruining your sig, bigfootm :P
What dark ritual? Go look in a mirror dude...
What dark ritual? It summons Boswick!
What Dark Ritual?
It's rather simple. Ressurrect the King of Jemaviao by chanting the 632nd line on page 3718.b-KR543.4 in the 5738th Book of Regatak found in the 51st century on the 17th timeline. Of course, you have to chant the line 605 times, each in a different language, and 10 additional times with each letter in a different language. Then you must set yourself alight with Jaelu forgeblaze light, bask in the sun of the planet Quareo for 6472 years, swallow a cursed Kaken death-fish whole, then jump into the most haunted Graveyard on Cradle and get hit by at least 3,000 zombie claws and at least 200 Phantom spikes, then return to the ritual area, repeat all these steps 62 more times, then you must dive from 5 kilometers above Cradle and fall into the Core, get splattered into a grease spot eactly 0.66666661 milliseconds after saying the 422nd line on page 563.c-FG57.9 in the 56285th Book of Regatak. Then the King of Jemviao will rise, slaughter you by looking at you, then immediately crumble to nothingness exactly one-point seven seconds later.
You'll have to try a bit harder to make him stay any longer. Or not slaughter you by looking at you.
Double-posted. Please ignore this one.
Previous Winners 12/03/11
Sinistermackz
Alphacommando
New question 12/04/11
If U would have pet snipe,what would be her name?
Well,I would call her Doof,and I would learn Doof to give me beer,and I would buy another one,new snipe name would be Doof,too.Know why?
I SAY Doof : "Beer ",and there comes 2 beers :)
And I would teach them to play SK,so they can:
BE NEW BOSS,ICE STRATUM
BE NEW SCAAMMERS,I know animals are nasty bit.
They two could kill all those stupid cute Haven birds,or they can be their leaders.
They could make me win this CE xD
They could pwn Snarbolax with proto gear. :)
They will use their animality for begging (Im just an poor snipe without brain)
They could be new love puppy :),but I prefer hate puppy could attack Haven,imagine,
too bad I was out of town to participate :/
If you created a Kingdom in Spiral Knights, What would it be named?
- Aloxia
- Grand Monte
- Le Noir City
- Reguk (kuger backward*)
- Monstrosity Monastery
- Aldebarun
- Atluntiz
- Dessert Desert
- Fiery Forestry
- Sinistrux