Friends, Knights, Strangers, lend me your ears, for I come to bury OOO, not to praise them.

Whilst I thank the developers for bestowing hats until our snipe friends it is only moving snipes which have been granted this gift, the immobile snipe population of Haven remain unclad during this cold weather. These poor snipes, being cute by looking intently from the rooftops of Haven, and on the shoulders of our Stranger hosts require more heat this cold winter by their nature of not moving.

Fellow knights, I besiege you to stand you against this racism! Unite against this discrimination!

SSSSH! Send Stationary Snipes Santa Hats!