Okay. Now that i have your attention.

Just now, I did a run, duo, with a random. Got a omega shell, and some random 5* set under his costumes. Wielding a civ and a sealed blade, he proceeds to take tons of damage on the top right room of RJP 16 and dies. I revive him, being the super nice guy that i am, and jokingly asked him how he takes so much damage

"my armour. i am a supporter"
"or medic"
wut o.o"
"i am not used to lots of hits"

kaay.... No worries. Ill carry. Been doing that decently for awhile. Then we had a conversation, with me asking him if he meant support as in laying down status bombs and shooting stuff. Nope, he said hes a swordmen. Hes not an attacker either. He supports by holding pills :3 Enter jk. As we step on the pad...

"ill take the bullet"
O.o
Polyp spikes? Cuz im sure the ones in battle royale only shoots one spike. Not so hard to dodge

Point of this little story is. Has anyone else met other players who tried to fit standard mmo archetypes of dps, mage, support, and healer? Share your stories. Only if its funny.