I meant Ed. However big and scary you think he is, he's bigger and scarier. Also he's immortal.
By the way, what exactly is Galax?
Anyways, WG. Don't even need to corrupt that one.
I wish to be able to turn into a whale whenever I want
Fine Print: Wish must let me turn back. Wish must let me keep my intelligence while I am a whale. Wish must not turn me into a whale when I am 1. On land or 2. Close to land.
You get Canadian bacon, whaatever that is.
I wish for wishes to not be corrupted.
What would Crazee Pi say... CorruptawishII.exe crashed again.
IN THIS GAME NO WISH WAS UNCORRUPTED!
I want something that's not named Energyload to hit Karpinsky for crashing CorruptawishII.exe.
Granted, so we corrupted a fish instead.
I wish I was a real boy!
You will now never age.
I wish that my wish would be corrupted.
ERROR, CorruptawishII.exe has crashed!
I wish people would stop doing that.
Granted: The sandwich becomes animated and tries to hurt you.
I wish that I had an awesome wand to have fun with.
granted?.............. NOW YOU CAN BLAST FIRE IN ZALGO'S FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ï̞̣͗ ̨̢͌̃S̯̰̒̔Ă̢̨̕I͙̙͐̋D̘̫̏̑ ̳̺̊̓Ṡ̬͍͆H̺̘̔̓U͈̝̎̀T͓͙͛́ ͚̬̅͊T̨͙͆̏H̘͇̿̕Ḙ̡̛̏ ̠̗̊̈́V̟̰̔͠Ờ̹̤G̬̬̑̑ ͇̞̓̀ ̝̫͌̃B̻̫͛̽U̮̤̓̀Ç̦̊͆K̤̭͂̕L̪͉̾̚E̯͓͗͗R͙̯̅͠ ̞͎̌̎Ư̖͝ͅP͎̬̋̐!̝̥̑̇!̨̘̇́!̤̞̀̏!̛̙̺̄!͕̥̂̊!͓͕͒̇!̣̼̋̔ NOE!
I EAT SANDWICH NOW
I don't wish!
CorruptAWishII.exe has crashed (again!)
I wish that from now on whenever CorruptAWishII.exe crashes it blows up in the face of the one who crashed it.
Granted, except whenever it crashes, it now blows up in Crazee-Pi-Forum's face.
I don't wish!
ZALGO DID IT AGAIN!!!! Ⓙ̩͇̈̄Ṳ̮͎̃͠♏̻̫́̈́Ṕ̖̻̿͗ ̛̘͚͛☮̘͙́͌ℱ̖̹̅͒℉̢͎̈́͑ ̡̩̃͘Å̮̰̇̎ ̖̰̓̍ℬ̢͈̕͝ℝ̪͚̃͊ℐ̙͙̓̍Ḏ̘̺͊̄Ḡ̪̮̂̚€͖̪̔̾,̣̞̄̒ ͖̠̃̊Ḡ̤̬̕̚Ѧ͚̟̊̾Ḻ̯͚͑̚∀̰̙͋̉✕͎̼̍̈‼̛͔̰̈́‼̬̫̈́̋ OK THEN, I WILL JUMP OFF WITH YOU!!!!! ℕ̵̼̤̂͛ϴ̷̧͉̒̚ϴ̵̨̝́͝Ѻ̶̬̟̐͆Ѻ̴̼̏͌ͅѺ̴̠̘̈͗Ѻ̶̥̼̈̍ϴ̴̗͎̈́́Ѻ̶͎͔͆̃Ѻ̶̰͕̊͘ϴ̵̡̖͐̎ϴ̷̩̩̒̍ϴ̸̗͇͘͝Ѻ̶̧͙͑͊Ѻ̴̛̠̘̎ϴ̶͕͇̑͠
CorruptawishII.exe crashed and blew up my friend Crazee Pi.
I wish Galax (Gbot) stopped calling me Kate in Vending Machine 2.0.
Granted, but now he calls you KATTEEE
i don't wish.
You detonated Crazee Pi because CorruptAWishII.exe crashed.
I want to convert everyone into Protonium Crystals.
STOP BLOWING UP CRAZEE PI!
I wish for CorruptAWishII.exe blew up Zalgo (Gbot)'s face each time is crashed.
No. Now instead it blows up in Matik's face!
Granted, now it blows up in his face and that Gbot no longer exists on the forums.
i wish for a fish.
Granted, that fish gives you a single wish that will be corrupted.
I wish I had some tasty sour cream and onion chips.
Granted.
Galax(AKA My main account) Is dead. I am Mech now.
For some Reason when i log on To this Account i become more calm and less SPAMMY LELELELEL! Maybe it was for the Better.
I wish for Mexican Food.
Gbot officially got perma-banned.
By the way, wish granted, but I turn it into oatmeal raisin. Oatmeal raisin is EVIL.
I wish to know how Galax got banned.
You discover what you seek... but only after several hours of hard searching...(Aka look at any of Galax's posts)
I wish for a back in time spell to discover what would happen if we were nice to Mister toaster...
Wish granted! But you completely botch it and end up in the Middle Ages. Hope you brought a shield 'cause you're now in a castle that's under siege.
I wish for $200 to spontaneously be deposited into my current savings account, in such a manner that will not cause any legal issues.
Granted, the next $200 you deposit will spontaneously combust somehow burning all your money even if it's digital.
I wish for a popsicle that won't do anything harmful towards me or anyone else, whether it be physical, mental, or spiritual.
You got your popsicle. Chaos ensued but, again, no one was harmed.
I wish for myself to be spontaneously deposited into my current savings account. You know, like in Harry and the Hendersons?
But then you've been combusted.
I wish for me in "A new kind of roleplaying game" to finally catch Madeline.
The Artakat destroys you before you could even do that.
I wish for all threads to suddenly revive.
Granted. Oh wait, time paradox. Good job, chump.
I wish God was dead if he existed, and that we didn't need him to exist.
Wish granted, but people everywhere are going out of their way to revive (H)im/(H)er.
I wish that time would stop.
Granted, but before time stops you are about to eat some pizza and you go out with many regrets all involving that pizza.
I wish for a popsicle that won't cause chaos or do anything harmful towards me or anyone else, whether it be physical, mental, or spiritual.
Granted, but before time stops you are about to eat some pizza and you go out with many regrets all involving that pizza.
I wish for a popsicle that won't cause chaos or do anything harmful towards me or anyone else, whether it be physical, mental, or spiritual.
You get the popsicle! It causes the most powerful earthquakes all over the world, but you are unharmed in any way.
I wish for a cloning machine.
You get a cloning machine, but a fly entered the machine and cloned itself 1 trillion times and the machine broke. The flies then attack you and you melt from the stomach acids
I wish that humans can travel in the speed of light with no severe consequences by doing so
Humans evolve enough to develop technology that allows them to do so, but they were so focused on developing that so they didn't make anything to protect them from a giant meteorite which destroyed earth.
I wish for more wishes :v
Granted! Your wishes are death wishes.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish!
ERROR.ALL_WISHES_ARE_IN_NEED_OF_BECOMING_CORRUPTED
(paradox happens, destroying you and the southern half of the earth, along with a universe a trillion space-time years away)
I wish for me to live in a digital box overlooking the earth, and the corruption cannot have to do with me or my box.
Granted, but Deathwing killed your Vulpix.
I wish for a Mega Charizard, no me-affecting strings attached. Corrupt it!
Death answers your phone. Also, the Charizard kills you in sleep.
I wish for free time.
You attached a me-affecting string, so VOID!
Granted, but my cursed Mega Charizard attacks you while still taking damage
I wish for something that wont kill me, and is immune to damage unless Fire, Shock, Stun, or Curse.
Play the game and stop pretending that youre exempt from rules like kian-slime-master was
You wish for Monsterbrine to stop acting like Kian.
Granted, now he acts like Galax.
I wish for Monsterbrine to love me.
Granted, but monster is the most annoying person to be around, and youre stuck with them (well, thats sort of true already)
I wish for something that will not have anything to do with me.
NOW, NO DESTROYING THE EARTH BY CREATING WINDOWS FOR SUCH PARADOXES TO EXIST!
Granted. Now the wish involves both You and Matik.
I wish that Monsterbrine and Matik were in space, without respiratory life support.
You get hxivnas. I dont know if this exists.
I want to meet Ed!
@Karpinsky Saying Ed, did you mean Galax in ^,<,v game?