"Post your grievances, talk about who hurt your feelings. We'll help you grow up and stop being a baby about being disliked by people. But if that won't work for you we'll go through a point by point instruction on how to make you seem like you aren't being a terrible person and are actually a victim on the forums Q_Q T_T etc etc.
1. Ignore whatever anyone says and immediately post a scathing remark! Nothing makes you look smarter than telling people they're stupid. Trust me, I learned this from someone amazing.
2. After you write your scathing remark remember to retroactively edit your post after a few days to make yourself look like the victim! Don't worry about those post dates either. Those plebeians on the forum won't know to look for them LOL.
3. Remember that you are amazing just the way you are, and when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while.
4. When in doubt lie lie lie lie lie. Who's going to question you? All those haters? HAH let them. Come at me bro.
5. Try not to let anyone think you don't know what you're talking about by throwing out numbers about stuff. Numbers confuse people. They see those and BAM instant street cred (in this case forum cred but you know what I mean right?).
6. If none of this works for you. Just say Ujelly and refer back to point number 2! You're set for life broseph."
And for those of you who can't contain your hurt and are tired of trying to think of ways to let people know how sad you are Q_Q on the internet then here you go. It's my concise form for you to fill out.
Just fill out this bad boy and post it in here. Or keep it next to your monitor. That will show those mean internet people.
Love,
Deus-Ex-Magnus
