Jim Dale has a large debt to pay to the mafia and need your help in this new game mode!
This is a pvp/delivery game mode that changes your role depending on what team you're on! All armor and weapons are unequipped when playing and replaced by game-specific items.
Team 1: The Spiral Order - Jim Dale's side
The Spiral Knights must mine as much coal as possible and give it to Jim Dale before the Mafia catches him! You are given special pickaxes and torches to mine coal and precious minerals out of walls in the dark cave setting.
Pickaxes are used to crack walls as well as heads. Coal is quite heavy in Spiral-land, so you can only carry one piece at a time. Your must find Jim Dale in the dark maze and deliver to coal to him so he can pay off his losses from betting on Women's Lacrosse. Slimes may occasionally come out of walls, you can defeat them or leave them to possibly attack mafia goons.
Once you reach the quota, the games is won. Special power gems found while mining can be given to Jim Dale to give him speed boosts, more defenses, and a side-specific beacon for a short time.
Your torches can be used to light or put out lamps scattered throughout the maze. Lighting will make navigating easier for you, but can also make it easier for the mafia! Brave knights can also try to set Made Men on fire.
Team 2: The Mafia - Led by Boswick the Underboss
Your job is to find and take down Jim Dale before his debt is paid. You given a stun gun and a baseball bat. The stun gun will allow you to stun enemy team members (no damage) which will hinder their delivery. Jim Dale is immune to stun. Your bat can be used to club enemies to death and are your main weapon in taking down Jim Dale. Bats are stronger than pickaxes, and can smash apart dropped coal/gems if hit enough.
When Jim Dale loses all of his teeth, you win the game.
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Jim Dale is not controlled by any team member due to Jim Dale selling his soul during a fiddle-off. He will randomly wander the maze like an idiot, but will run off if hit by a weapon. Any person hit by Jim Dale running away will be knocked over unpleasantly then stunned. Jim Dale cannot be body-blocked or slowed down by any team member, trying to will result in more unpleasant knockdown.
Jim Dale or Boswick will reward the winning team with crowns and Krogmo coins. King Krogmo can be bribed pre-match using the same methods as usual, but this game mode's outfit item will either be different colored Fedoras or a Lacrosse stick back accessory.
Is this supposed to be funny?