Before and After Game

They mistake you for them and bomb you
I give cupcakes to everyone

I thank you
I ban all of Sacred's robots so he/she can't use them anymore

I eat a Buffalo Steak Sandvich.

It kills you
I watch Sacred be dumb thinking he/she can unban the robots by killing me

Your eyes burst into flames.
I summon Bread-bots and Robot Unicorns to extinguish the flame.

They spray it into your own eyes as I am acually immune to fire
I go on a HAMMER RAMPAGE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I go on a DRILL RAMPAGE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I go on a GUN RAMPAGE, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bilbo Baggins of the shire finds a special ring. Gollum eats him up. I find the ring and give it to Lord Sauron.

I smack you with the BAN HAMMER for not playing the game right
I smack Popoixd with a HAMMER for copying me

^That's what technically happened.
I dominate Pi to unban my robots.

It doesn't work as I kill you before you can dominate me and there is nothing you can do to unban your robots
I laugh at Sacred for thinking killing can unban

If I had my bots unbanned, I would give an army to you, Pi.

I make a robot for you... It can kill a rock but nothing else.
I steal an ice-cream from someone here in this thread.

I give new ice cream to the one whose ice cream was stolen.

A Minotaur kills you for missing it.
I smash in some one named "Glenn"'s head in with a baseball bat named Luceal
HAHAHA

Jen, Glenn's sister, beats the crap out of you.
I call the President from a phone booth.

Mr Obama says oh welcome back Artistbma!
I give Njthug $68.99

I give Njthug $.70
I free Luguiru from the Mental Asylum

I race to my Pi-Rate Ship and sail away from ye imperial troops
I sail th' seven seas looking for places to plunder

You land on an island in the the Kara Sea.
I think stealing NJ's cash is safer then buying the looted goods.

But you didn't know Nutjhug hired Luguiru to guard their cash, who proceededs to bash you by criticizing you
I play some Tetris music while breaking the 4th wall and popping bubble-wrap

You live your normal daily life.
I bust out of my box in the form of.... DUST BUNNY!

I mistake Flame-Shinobi for Muffins and hug them and snuggle with them, until the real Muffin appears and I realize what has happened
I smash Flame-Shinobi with my hammer to make up for mistaking them for Muffins

You turn green and lose the contents of your stomach.
I run through the forums and eat all the muffins I can find.

The Muffin Rights Organization hunts you down.
I revive this thread, hopefully successfully.

I give Art an award made of candy-floss for posting cool games.

Before: George W. Bush
After: Barack Obama

Barack Obama hires Pow*6 to hunt you down and flame you to death for playing the game incorrectly.
I bump this thread again.

You have enabled others to see this thread again.
I found a Noh mask.

I trade Midnight-Violet a Tiki Mask for her/his Noh mask.
I grab a fistful of hand grenades.

You explode, killing many innocent hand grenades.
I eat a bucket of sand.

The sand does a backflip and lands on a narwal
I kill a pig

I grab its dead corpse and make it fly.
A pig flies

It lands on Dark's head
I bake a cake and make a get well card for the injured Dark

We have a celebration of Dark's injury with the cake.
A guy named Fred finds a weird key.

But I entered and ate it.
I came to play this game.

...foul creature
A cat falls out of the sky.

And it falls on you, scratching everything you have.
Wizard gets bandages

With acid.
The Epic Wizard goes supernova.

Epikkuu~izādo(The Epic Wizard) turns into San u~izādo (The-Acid-Wizard).
I post.

The OP replies.
I make yet another post about necroing this thread, but it is cool now because Nick, Eurydice and nearly every other GM that was around before me is gone so I can pull the seniority card on the current GMs. Maybe. Not really. But I can try!

But they suddenly realise they've never been been in the Arcade, so they come here as normal users (or devs/GMs).
I think about telling everyone (either playing or not) to visit the off topic section of this forum.
I say, "So what?"
An army of robots bombs Pipipipipi.