Before and After Game
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:39
#252
The librarian smacks and
The librarian smacks and hushes you.
Flips pancakes.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:12
#253
Sticks my plate under them as
Sticks my plate under them as they fall. Thanks. :)
Puts maple syrup on my pancakes.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:19
#254
You missed and spattered your
You missed and spattered your pants with the syrup.
Makes french toast.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:30
#255
~double post~
~double post~
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:29
#256
The french get made at you
The french get made at you because they were holding their best stemware and a few got broken.
Watches the french people beat you up.
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:53
#257
They shout ANCHOVIES! and
They shout ANCHOVIES! and starting ripping your face off.
I thank Iamnoone for giving me a free post on my thread, because once I have 11 pages, people won't be able to resist the urge to post on my thread. WMAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:33
#258
You didnt get to 11 pages as
You didnt get to 11 pages as it died off at the post before it reached the next page.
Just eats ramen noodles after several foiled attempt to eat a normal breakfast.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:59
#259
Ramen noodles were made from
Ramen noodles were made from horse meat. You exploded.
I said, BLOOP!
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 07:03
#260
a squid falls on top of your
a squid falls on top of your head and starts sucking the living crap out of you.
Cleans up after my vomit that i "exploded" with everywhere.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 07:28
#261
A cleaning god comes and yells at you for doing his job!
I screech, BLEEP!
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 07:42
#262
Censors comes and smacks you
Censors comes and smacks you for swearing.
Berates the Cleaning God for not doing his job faster.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 08:38
#263
The Cleaning God sucks you
The Cleaning God sucks you into a vacuum cleaner.
I store the vacuum cleaner away into the basement.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 15:31
#264
Breaks out of the vac.
Tries
Breaks out of the vac.
Tries to steal a cookie.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:09
#265
You hit your face on a meme
You hit your face on a meme with a cookie in it.
I do something.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:17
#266
and you got in trouble for
and you got in trouble for it. You just didn't know what it was.
I steal a rocket ship and go for a joy ride.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:39
#267
You accidentally flew it into
You accidentally flew it into the sun.
I had my face fixed.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:50
#268
The doctor was a vet and you
The doctor was a vet and you now look like an orangutan.
I built a sailboat.
Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:52
#269
It sank like the titanic.
I
It sank like the titanic.
I had my face fixed again.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 03:45
#270
and you turned into a
and you turned into a cyborg.
I switched on my laptop.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 03:59
#271
It explodes with fireworks.
I
It explodes with fireworks.
I have my cybernetics removed.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:42
#272
You shout, "I'm a REAL
You shout, "I'm a REAL BOY!"
I fall down a well.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 04:59
#273
You die .......... of child
You die .......... of child obesity.
I try to enjoy the rest of my day without being stalked by Iamnoone and or Kuro-Hoshi.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 05:54
#274
and you ended up being
and you ended up being stalked by Takaseme for the rest of your life :D
I accidentally slashed my face with a highlighter.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:21
#275
You adorn it as facepaint
You adorn it as facepaint forever and ever.
Tries to get away from Kuro and Iam.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:40
#276
But you ran into the wrong
But you ran into the wrong direction and got closer to us :D
I did and still am doing nothing.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:45
#277
You and Iam start fighting
You and Iam start fighting over whose getting first night with me.
I run away as you both fight.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 09:35
#278
You smack your face against a
You smack your face against a tree.
I laugh as it all goes on.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:05
#279
But time stopped. You still
But time stopped. You still laughing there?
I set the world on fire.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:56
#280
Aliens try to put the fire
Aliens try to put the fire out with their pee.
I steal a cop car.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:14
#281
No one remembers you because
No one remembers you because they thought you are a cop.
I tripped over Iam.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:19
#282
You feel on your face and
You feel on your face and broke your nose.
I rush you to the hospital in my cop car with lights and siren wailing.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:34
#283
I fainted on the way because
I fainted on the way because I could smell donuts in the car.
You turned to look at me.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:52
#284
I wondered if you were alive
I wondered if you were alive and waved a donut in your face to see if it would wake you.
When you didn't move I panicked and drove through the hospital doors.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:56
#285
But you found out that the
But you found out that the hospital was actually a camouflage and it leads to a highway to heaven.
You started to look for a U-turn.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:10
#286
I can't find one so I take
I can't find one so I take heaven on a full speed.
We fly forward and start to see angels.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:14
#287
My nose eventually healed
My nose eventually healed without the both of us noticing.
Angels came bashing you for not turning off the lights and sirens.
I took binoculars out.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:19
#288
(wow... this is some
(wow... this is some story...)
you took out binoculars and try to spot people you know from heaven while Iam is being bashed, and then you spotted me
i was about to be robbed
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:21
#289
Instead you got kidnapped.
I
Instead you got kidnapped.
I wondered who kidnapped you.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:32
#290
It was the angels who went
It was the angels who went mad from heavenly boredom and were looking to get into mischief.
God started to get mad at us for upsetting the peace.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:38
#291
he asked his angles to save
he asked his angels to save me from the kidnapper, and i was yay~ i thank god for saving me, and also the angels..... a little....
when i said that, the angels kidnapped me
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:40
#292
I replied him by giving him a
I replied him by giving him a peace sign. (Peace to you, God! >.<")
I had the urge to play rock-paper-scissors with God and Iamnoone.
EDIT:
Then the angels gave a peace sign to God.
I had the idea to play rock-paper-scissors with God and Iamnoone.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:49
#293
(what about me?)kidnapped my
(what about me?)
kidnapped by the angels, not knowing my fate that lies ahead, i grab my last chip in my bag, and... and... AND..... T_T *sob* I ATE IT!
then the angels came to me, i was so scared i pee-ed in my pants, and fainted
the angels then took me to a place i don't know because i was still unconscious
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:58
#294
In the meantime, the three of
In the meantime, the three of us started to play rock-paper-scissors.
Suddenly, I remembered watching Takaseme disappear.
EDIT :-ignore this comment-
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:52
#295
They stripped you of your
They stripped you of your pants while God, Kuro-Hoshi and I played rock-paper-scissors.
I snacked God's rock with my paper.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:58
#296
Out of nowhere, a screen
Out of nowhere, a screen appears and shows an example of Pac-man.
I took a game console out. (In heaven. I wonder how?)
EDIT: for my previous post. it's okay to ignore it, due to Iam's post.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:01
#297
(=_= oh sure..... i
(=_= oh sure..... i disappered....)
you started playing the console, and god suddently saw you playing it, he was angry........ not at you playing it, but at how good you can play it
he challenged you into a pac-man competition
(i'll be back, just you wait)
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:09
#298
But I fell asleep during the
But I fell asleep during the competition.
I woke up back on earth with Iamnoone's police car out of my house.
(I gotta sleep, so I'll have to pull this back so it'll be much possible for others to post)
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:16
#299
But you were still in the
But you were still in the back seat with handcuffs on.
I was driving at top speed with lights on and siren wailing.
Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:00
#300
You drive over a banana peel
You drive over a banana peel and the car flips over and into a canyon.
I'm trying to make context out of what happened.
A new page bomb blows you up,
I LOL'd