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Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:23
Guarder's picture
Guarder

Besides Nonna leaving.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:24
#1
Tersakoff's picture
Tersakoff
Bugfixes. Nothing else they

Bugfixes. Nothing else they can pull out in such a short time.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:27
#2
Thimol's picture
Thimol
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Nothing else they can pull out in such a short time.

Oh no. I can smell the conspiracy theorists stirring in their sleep.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:30
#3
Juances's picture
Juances
~

Do they even need a patch to remove them? They can silently dissapear in-between daily server restarts.
That's what happened with the cake guys.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 09:32
#4
Eeyup's picture
Eeyup
Being late at fixing Arcane

Being late at fixing Arcane Salamander's eyes.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:53
#5
Tersakoff's picture
Tersakoff
@Eeyup "6. Restrictions You

@Eeyup
"6. Restrictions

You agree not to do any of the following prohibited actions:
1.reproduce, distribute, publicly display or perform, translate, modify, adapt, create derivative works from, deconstruct, reverse engineer, decompile or disassemble in any manner Spiral Knights or any portion thereof, including but not limited to any character, graphic, associated software or proprietary communications protocol used by the software or any utilities, applications, emulators or tools derived therefrom; "

~ToS

But yeah fix that, OOO.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 11:58
#6
Iron-Volvametal's picture
Iron-Volvametal
...

Whiners.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 12:41
#7
Tenkii's picture
Tenkii
LOL TOS

You agree not to do any of the following prohibited actions:
1.reproduce, distribute, publicly display or perform, translate, modify, adapt, create derivative works from, deconstruct, reverse engineer, decompile or disassemble in any manner Spiral Knights or any portion thereof, including but not limited to any character, graphic,

The poor fanarts D:

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:39
#8
Tsubasa-No-Me's picture
Tsubasa-No-Me
Lol wat?

They didn't say that to would be TOMORROW exactly, did they? :o

New Italics Pending.
~Tsu

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:49
#9
Pawn's picture
Pawn
They might fix shield bug

I don't know if any other aspiring shieldofiles have noticed, but you currently cannot reroll a 3rd UV on a shield. If you have a triple uv shield, and you choose to lock 2 uv's and reroll one uv, it won't take your crowns and after the cruddy uv sound effect it says unexpected system error. Hopefully they fix this so i can waste some more crowns.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 13:51
#10
Juances's picture
Juances
~

"Nonna will be in town through April 30th, 2012. She will return some time in the future, but you never know which monsters she will have available for adoption!"

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 14:30
#11
Mk-Vl's picture
Mk-Vl
You say

that they can't have made anything in such a short time. What if they were working on a bigger project and just threw out the pets to keep us happy until they were able to finish?

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 14:32
#12
Kive's picture
Kive
uh

its not tommorow its normally on WEDNESDAY

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 15:34
#13
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
I'll have to estimate that

I'll have to estimate that it's going to be on Tuesday. Ever heard of "Patch Tuesday", Kive? That's the most common day that any organization in the world will release a patch. Emergency fixes usually happen on days other than Tuesday, though.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 16:14
#14
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

Patch Notes:

GIVE MONEY TO US!!!!1!!

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 17:02
#15
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
@Xplad So, you think it's

@Xplad

So, you think it's going to be the usual? :D

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 17:25
#16
Rommil's picture
Rommil
EVEN MORE UVs!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9BqUBYaHlM

not 1 uv, not 2, not 3, not 4 ....

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 18:23
#17
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
Either new weapons and

Either new weapons and excitement

or

Bug fixes and boring

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 19:09
#18
Coatl's picture
Coatl
They will release more

They will release more accessories.
Yes OOO. Throw more at us. We love them, we really do.
Even the noobs who got them for free those bastards.

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 20:12
#19
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
On tomorrow's patch trinkets

On tomorrow's patch trinkets will now be able to be seen on the character! Frabjous day for all!

Mon, 04/30/2012 - 21:47
#20
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
I actually would like it if

I actually would like it if there would be a modeled trinket on the character.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 01:35
#21
Paweu's picture
Paweu
10 cents on the new rescue

10 cents on the new rescue camp.
And 2 bucks on lotsa whine.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 12:55
#22
Poetry's picture
Poetry
"not 1 uv, not 2, not 3, not

"not 1 uv, not 2, not 3, not 4 ...." --Rommil

...lol...

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 13:17
#23
Pokenuevo's picture
Pokenuevo
I got excited that there

I got excited that there might be a patch today, especially since this has been the worst week in a long time. Time to go back under my rock and sulk.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:35
#24
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
How do you know there is

How do you know there is patch tommorow?

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 14:43
#25
Trying's picture
Trying

It already is "tomorrow" since the OP started the thread on the 30th.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 15:32
#26
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
Hurr Durr

How do you know there wasn't a patch on the illustrious 31st of April? Ooooweeeeoooooooo!

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:28
#27
Pawn's picture
Pawn
"Tomorrows" patch

"Tomorrow's" (todays) patch will probably be like ever other major patch in the past year....That is to say, they patch on wednesdays.

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:30
#28
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
Sometimes they patch on

Sometimes they patch on Thursdays. :D

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 16:36
#29
Pawn's picture
Pawn
I was under the impression

I could be wrong, but i was under the impression that thursday patches are generally bugfixes to wednesday's patches?

Tue, 05/01/2012 - 17:25
#30
Rommil's picture
Rommil
OOO

y u no "patch tuesday?" u no read post #13

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 05:58
#31
Aphrodite's picture
Aphrodite
Community Manager
Because of this thread we are

Because of this thread we are skipping the patch this week. You know we only exists to spite the players. ♥

(I kid - We love you guys!)

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 06:03
#32
Shue-Donnym's picture
Shue-Donnym
No subject line spam here, move along

YUNO tell us the patch, aphro?

Don't make me send over a Propaniac.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 06:05
#33
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Totally....

Can you fix those spawners? Unless they were supposed to work like that, because...

I'm feeling the love...

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 06:06
#34
Vescrit's picture
Vescrit
You know we only exists to

You know we only exists to spite the players. ♥

OH SNAP

We just got told.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 10:21
#35
Tersakaff's picture
Tersakaff
"You know we only exists" Lol

"You know we only exists"

Lol silly GMs, all typoing and stuff.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:43
#36
Tom-Awsm's picture
Tom-Awsm
@Aphrodite

LOL, that was so called for.

@Psycho: Holy flaming overtimer!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 11:52
#37
Skenderbeu's picture
Skenderbeu
What if they're skipping the

What if they're skipping the patch cuz they couldn't finish all the cool new missions in one week?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 12:27
#38
Asukalan's picture
Asukalan
Or maybe they have problems

Or maybe they have problems with their credit card payment service provider and thats why they cant introduce new CE promo?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 14:26
#39
Crowwkd
no patch

no patch at all lol

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 14:37
#40
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor
Awwww.... At least I have

Awwww....

At least I have something to look forward to tomorrow.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 15:54
#41
Alynn's picture
Alynn
holy [solid waste excretions]...............I

holy [solid waste excretions]...............I totally wanna play that map.........what map is that?

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 17:02
#42
Evangalise's picture
Evangalise
@Psychodestroyer

LOL, that is one of the best screenshots I have ever seen!

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 21:42
#43
Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Lol guys

Thank Gwen for the screenshot, I'm the guy just below her literally covered with the little fiends...

Read the sad tale here:

@Alynn: Well, read my link, then look for the mission before they patch it. The monster spawner malfunctioned or something, although it beats me why there were DEVILITES in there.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 21:58
#44
Shoebox's picture
Shoebox
The same that happens every

The same that happens every patch.

Wed, 05/02/2012 - 22:39
#45
Kitty-Softpaws's picture
Kitty-Softpaws
Shoebox!!!!!!!!

Shoebox my hero!!!!!!!!

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 04:26
#46
Crowwkd
so i guess

so i guess we will have to wait till next week for a patch now

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 06:34
#47
Kive's picture
Kive
@physco

THE FIENDS ARE TAKING OVER. THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY JOB

Thu, 05/03/2012 - 07:17
#48
Sir-Didymus's picture
Sir-Didymus
Patches

Perhaps a behind the scenes thing that will get the conspiracy theorists stirred up. Change the range of toothpicks in LD and such.

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