Why can't we stab snipes?
Do, 05/10/2012 - 10:56
Come on. I was in the training hall today and was playing around with my Final Flourish, when I saw this snipe. So, as some of you knights know, snipes are REALLY good when you cook them, cause they're so tender and juicy, so I tried to stab it. But I couldn't! I was so mad because I wanted that snipe to roast so bad! Why can't we kill them, just every once in awhile, to eat? I don't think knights eat anything BUT snipes. Besids, the strangers are slowly leaving, so why don't we kill the snipes while we can?
I'm seriously disapointed. PLEASE OOO, I beg you. Just let me have a snipe to eat.
Do, 05/10/2012 - 12:12
#2
Aliens
Because they are like Fortune in Metal Gear Solid 2. They would also blast you with their secret railgun weapon if you were to succeed.
What?
Do, 05/10/2012 - 12:31
#3
oh.
oh.
Do, 05/10/2012 - 15:32
#4
M for mature
bloody awesome add this OOO >:]
Do, 05/10/2012 - 15:42
#5
Er...
I think it'd be better if they were attackable but retaliated like chickens in LoZ. Snipe barrage...
Do, 05/10/2012 - 15:50
#6
awww
that is just cruel... dont kill the cute, fluffy animals!
Do, 05/10/2012 - 16:09
#7
Aumir
that fortune plot line was awesome :)
One of the cooler video game moments in my life :)
Do, 05/10/2012 - 21:44
#8
You cant stab them because if
You cant stab them because if you do they will turn into a Vanaduke mixed with Jelly king and also mixed with snarbolax.
Do, 05/10/2012 - 21:47
#9
And they duck
And they duck
Fr, 05/11/2012 - 04:21
#10
@Kilbride
Oh dear god, that is precisely what needs to happen. This game is described as Zelda-esque anyway. It'd be one awesome homage.
Fr, 05/11/2012 - 05:16
#11
damnit, everyone wants to eat
damnit, everyone wants to eat snipes. last time i made a recipe thread like 30% or more were snipe recipes...
You can't stab them because their feathers are cold iron steel in composition.
No, you have to love them first and psychologically get them to trust you then you skin them and cook them and awes you know the deal.