I need to clear something up with you guys.

A number of people in-game and on the forums think that I have two alts.
Those so-called alts would be Soral and Totes-Pinkalicious.
They aren't alts! Soral came first. I have been playing for longer, but he reached 5* first and has a Snarby coat. He is at least 3 years older (or so I think) and is in the same guild due to a bet.
Totes is my little sister. She can be kinda rude but hates when people think she is an alt. She's much younger than me and really deserves some respect for learning the game without help at her age.
My only real alt is Endryn. He's a crafting alt and hangs about the quietest parts of Haven.
So hear me out please?

Do tell....do tell...
I'm rather curious how you think one of my closest friends here is in a guild you out of nowhere asked him to join for whatever reason due to a bet I've never heard of....

Totally! I get stick ALL the time from people thinking EYE'm Danizpsycho! It's like omfg u Seerus?

I know a 7 year old who can play WoW adequately. Alone on quests, sure. But it's a debateably more complex system than this.
Age and computer savvyness is nothing these days, sorry D:
I'm not trying to be rude... I don't want to insult people I don't know.
(I'm here to make friends, but will call things as I see them)
In other news; Why doesn't she just have her own account?

"Alone on quests, sure. But it's a debateably more complex system than this.."
Err.. How is that debateable o.o
Quests are like the tiniest part of WoW; in fact, most skip them when getting to 85 'cause they suck.
The game doesn't even begin to start until you are at level cap and at that point you are no longer doing quests until the cap is raised .-. which is something I really hate. Nobody wants to grind mundane levels just to begin playing the game.
This has been me complaining about something that was barely brought up and not even an issue amongst ourselves.

Complex in the context of a 7 year old playing. That was the whole point, Rawrcake >_>
Frankly, I like how SK kind of works. Theoretically, someone could hand off an endgame piece to any ol' squire squandering their way into the city.
(*crosses fingers*)
"She's much younger than me and really deserves some respect for learning the game without help at her age."
Okay, but she has to be 13, or else it's a violation of the Terms of Service. And this game is not too hard for a 13 year old to learn. So you might want to tread carefully.
Also, is this "number of people" the number zero?