Proposed Costumes and Accessories that Didn't Make the Cut

1. Masculine Pants Bulge
These are uncertain times in Spiral Knights. Is it a male, or is it a female? Well wait no longer! We have your answer. Now with the "Masculine Pants Bulge" you can get a helpful hint.
2. Inflatable Chest Life Raft
Are you ever worried about falling into the fountain in Haven? Worry no longer! Now with the "Inflatable Chest Life Raft", you will never fear drowning! With two separate pockets on the upper chest, you will always float no matter what.
3. My Little Pony Costume Set
Friendship is forever! Now with the "MLP Costume Set" you can finally fulfill your pony related dreams. Now you can look like Pinky Pie, Flutter Shy, Rainbow Dash, and Princess Celestia. Other styles coming soon.
4. Beer Bandolier
Ever wanted to carry a six pack with you in Haven? Now with the "Beer Bandolier", this can be possible! Comes in a variety of colors and flavors!
5. Big Head Size Modifier
Ever felt that your head is to your small for your body? Now with the "Big Head Size Modifier", you can make your skull even thicker than it already is!

I'd pay for beer bandolier and big head modifier.
Bombhead mask + big head = true bomberman mode!

They have got to make that beer bandolier!

If MLP pony costumes found their way into SK I think I would quit for good. Replace number 1 with the ability to change shoulder/waist size and it should be good to go mostly... everything else is fine :p

MLP pony costumes were things conjured directly out of my own nightmares xD

all I can think of in response to the "Pants Bulge" is "It's a goddamn codpiece"

Oh man, that Inflatable Chest Life Raft had me laughing so hard. Good use of innuendo there (and in the other costumes too)~

I'm a Pony fan and even I'd be upset about pony costumes being added, yuck.
Beer Bando on the other hand... ;)

The inflatable chest liferaft... That should be the Gms special accessory :D
Eh, a brown cowboy hat would be pretty cool actually. A duster would be nice too. A poncho is well and all, but when I think of cowboys, I think of duster coats.
And we already have a giant head mod. It's called very short height.
I like the Inflatable Chest Raft and the Beer Bandolier ideas