UV Streakz:

Soon I will be going on a UV Spam with 1million Crowns I have saved up. I will be UVing my Gran Faust, Divine Avenger and Final Flourish (LD Loadout. Argent Peacemaker needs no UV. ;D) I've worked out that roughly each weapon will get 13 rolls (Correct me if I'm wrong, please) I'm wishing for ASI VH on each of these, or Max. :D
However, I have rolled countlessly on my Gran Faust before and the best ASI I got was Low, same on my Final Flourish. This sounds pathetic, but does anyone know if I am LIKELY to get what I am looking for?
-Dale
Met a guy that had rolled himself an ASI very high on his Triglav on his first try (triple UV).
Some people are lucky beyond imagination. While others have to keep dealing with that bloody corrupt Punch...

I rolled Slime VH on my Suda the first try. Pffft who needs a Gran Faust when you can use a Suda charge!
~The Mighty Cheese Knight; WeeGee
Urgh. Sudden strong urge to go roll my Grintovec.

CTR med on mah triglav.first try.
yay.

Good luck on that ASI Max!
Assuming you're doing single-UV rolls, that will get you 50 rolls, which is more like 16 rolls each.
You stand a decent chance of getting an ASI High, if not Very High.
However, Punch is a troll, so it's more likely you'll get low/med damage UVs.
inb4 Fiend Low Gran Faust, Gremlin Med Divine Avenger, Construct Low Final Flourish
Edit: you may want to trade your 1 mill crowns for the equivalent in UV tickets, rather than just rolling straight.
People are selling 1 UV tickets on /2 for below Punch's prices, given the propensity of those new prize boxes to troll you.

Just don't.
Really, buy someone else's, either as a 5* (more expensive) or as a 2/3* (and craft up). It will be cheaper overall.
Of course, you can't afford to buy one ASI VH with 1 mil cr, let alone three. But face it, you very probably won't get a single ASI VH in 1 mil cr of rolls, either. Be realistic and purchase Meds or Highs instead.
P.S. As Aureate has hinted, you can't get ASI Max as a UV.

I managed to blow close to 100k crowns on this just the other night, on a DA. The best thing I got was a damage bonus to feinds very high, but I'm never going to use a DA against feinds.
Still stuck with damage bonus to undead: low.
So yeah, I'll have a sticker on my knight's favourite shield that says "punch Punch"
Roll hard! Roll fast! Roll and have a blast!

Spent close to 2mil just rolling my crest of almire, best and highest UV i got was a normal medium. Yes i was looking for a normal... but i wouldnt mind even seeing a high after blowing 2mil Cr just to get a normal med, this was when punch just came out. After that i stopped going on UV spamming sprees
it took freezingcold about 30k ce (when price was 8k) to get asi HIGH on his gran faust.
so for his final flourish, he just got a sweet deal for 25kce for the asi vh.
I say you should save up some more money and buy it. punch hates some people like me, but loves others ^.^ good luck