Steal the papaya game
Mi, 09/19/2012 - 02:02
The aim of this thread is simple, steal the papaya (not me ok, unless you guys want me to be the papaya) while killing (if you want to) the last person who owned it.
Gonna start out myself first
*If you guys don't want me to be the papaya:Slaps Xxpapaya with another papaya and runs away with it (where is the logic in that?)
*If you guys want me to be the papaya:Grows legs and starts running away [SELECTED]
P.S Can the first person mention if they want me to be the papaya or not? THEN steal it (or me)
EDIT: I am the papaya now
Mi, 09/19/2012 - 06:16
#2
You are the papapayapayaya.
/Steals the papapapayapayayapayaya.
Mi, 09/19/2012 - 06:56
#3
/shanks Weedalot and takes
/shanks Weedalot and takes papaya back
He's mine. He's mine. He's all mine.
/pokes Weedalot in the eye and runs away with papaya
Mi, 09/19/2012 - 14:20
#4
MEANWHILE...
I steal xxpapaya
MEANWHILE...
I steal xxpapaya and run
Mi, 09/19/2012 - 16:47
#5
I trip Grittle and grab
I trip Grittle and grab papaya. I stick papaya under my hat and dash for the door.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 03:27
#6
The papaya rebels
Cuts a hat in lamnoone's hat (don't ask me how), jumps out and dashes for the window
Do, 09/20/2012 - 03:37
#7
I am become everything.
Takes the half-eaten papaya as it dashes for the window.
You forget little papaya. I am the window. 8)))))
Do, 09/20/2012 - 03:40
#8
The papaya rebels..............again
I scream at a frequency which matches the vibrating frequency of the window, thus breaking it. Then I regrow the other half of my body by absorbing other papayas (cannibalism :D, kinda like the Jelly King) and dashes into the Jelly Palace (they are nice to me, after all, my guild name IS In the Jelly =D )
Do, 09/20/2012 - 03:51
#9
Escaping to haven
Shoots papaya, kills jelly king and all the jelly palace inhabitants, and escapes back to haven
Do, 09/20/2012 - 03:56
#10
The papaya rebels..............again.............twice
Slowly regrows body (like sponges =D ) [By the way, you are supposed to steal me, not kill -_-]. Pulls out a final flourish and slices Spiral-Sapien in thirds (my lucky number) then escapes by riding on 3 snipes (lucky number again =D )
Do, 09/20/2012 - 04:00
#11
Baffled
Wonders how a papaya can use such a weapon while also thinking of new plan to capture papaya
Do, 09/20/2012 - 04:01
#12
The papaya replies through physic powers
*This is Spiral Knights, physics don't apply* messages the papaya. Drops a Shivermist on Spiral-Sapien, freezing him, thus preventing him from thinking for the next 10 minutes (lol)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:00
#13
Anesthesia
Uses anesthesia on papaya, papaya drops down, unconscious. Then quickly takes him away to a lair that he thinks is secret called the bazaar.....(LOL)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:03
#14
The papaya facepalms himself
The papaya wakes up from the anesthesia 10 seconds prior to the exposure to it (because I'm wearing a full Royal Jelly Set, which has the sleep reduction to max). I pull out my Gran Faust and "curse" my way out =)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:15
#15
i make the papaya get banned
i make the papaya get banned for cursing (lolwut). then i put his inactive body into an alchemy machine, and itll cost him 2k ce to get out.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:30
#16
I pay the fee and papaya
I pay the fee and papaya becomes a pineapple.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:36
#17
I am become alchemy machine.
Thanks for trapping the papaya in me. Also, since Lamnoone decided to post in such an untimely manner, I refuse to dispense the pineapple.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:39
#18
wtf?
Crafts a weapon and instead of getting it, receives a papaya instead.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:43
#19
I hit the alchemy machine but
I hit the alchemy machine but the pineapple doesn't come out. I hit it again. Nothing. I kick it. Still nothing. I rage hit and hit. Nothing again.
/pouts "I want my pineapple"
I give it a super hard Chuck Norris type drop kick.
The pineapple pops out.
Awe!!! I've been ninjaed.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:50
#20
Superalchemymachinepowersgo!
Dispenses the weapon you crafted (and several others) at a speed of 120 mph making swiss cheese out of you.
However, I am still become alchemy machine and can't really pick up the papaya...
Free papaya in the hands of a dead guy!
(Wow we're screwing up all over the place, hahaha.)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:48
#21
The papaya is confused
@Iamnoone: A pineapple???
Absorbs the papaya that Spiral-Sapien crafted, becomes bigger, stronger, more papayaier
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:54
#22
The papaya doens't really rebel................
Squirms my way into the Weedalot Crafting Station (wtf? :D)
Sets the dispensing price to a killer 20,000ce and 10,000cr, as well as 20 sun silvers, 20 shadow steel, 20 reaper ribs, and 10,000 ecto drops.
Can't get to me now >:)
Cool Fact: Papayas are a descendant of slimes, but they lost their ability to communicate and talk. Currently they are eaten as a delicacy, but not this papaya. This is the Xanthic acid, Xenon Papaya [Dum dum duuuuum]
By the way, papayas deal papaya damage and they have a slight chance of causing food poisoning (poison).
(the Xx part is an abbreviation for those words :) )
Do, 09/20/2012 - 05:54
#23
Dat papayaier.
Really?
Papayaier? Papayaest?
We should be lynched.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:10
#24
I take my handy toolbox and
I take my handy toolbox and start to dismantle the alchemizer
VOILA! I have the papaya!
I take the papaya down to the JK palace and put it in a jelly :P
I lock the jelly up (papaya included) and transport them to my secret lair
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:13
#25
this is fun :D
Somehow manages to get hold of 20,000ce; 10,000cr; 20 sun silvers, 20 shadow steel, 20 reaper ribs and 10,000 ecto drops. Goes to alchemizer, out pops the papaya. ZE PAPAYA IS MINE (hurhurhur)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:15
#26
I am become jelly.
Deal with it.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:29
#27
Steal something to steal something
Dammit, I didn't see the previous comment. Nevermind then. Uses a Knightwalker-tracking-device and tracks her down to her "secret" lair. Which apparently is under the fountain in the Haven Square. Now tries to think of a way to get to the papaya without being seen....
So steals a Recon shield thing from Lockdown Headquarters and becomes invisible. *Steals papaya and runs*
EDIT: Kills weedalot (dat jelly) with Gran Faust....THEN does all that stuff
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:25
#28
But you forget. I am teh jelly holding the papayaypaya.
Minus 10 point man, minus 10 points.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:31
#29
Comes home to find the papaya
Comes home to find the papaya is gone!
I see Spiral-Sapien's fingerprints on the doorknob of my lair...
He's going down...
I look at my cameras stationed all over Cradle, I see a strange blur, but it looks like someone who's running, holding a PAPAYA!
It must be Spiral-Sapien and he's in the Gloaming Wildwoods. I use the elevator in my (not-so-secret) hideout and get to the Gloaming Wildwoods as fast as possible. I can see Spiral-Sapien and he's fighting the Snarbolax, and the papaya is on the ground. I take it and run back to the elevator holding the papaya in my hand.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:33
#30
Snarbolax Friendship
Somehow makes peace with the Snarbolax and tells him/her/it to smash through the fountain in haven and destroy the Knightwalker's not-so-secret secret hideout. I take the papaya left on the floor and ride the Snarbolax (don't ask me how I befriended the Snarbolax and how I got on him/her/it) out of the place and back into the Clockworks
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:37
#31
I think you's forgetting that
I think you's forgetting that I has the papaya...
I took it from le ground while you were fighting the Snarbolax
And no matter, I have plenty of other secret hideouts...
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:45
#32
Fine.
Uses the Snarbolax's sense of smell and the Knightwalker-tracking-device to track her down again. Sees a girl carrying a papaya down the the crowded bazaar. Not caring about anything else, I get the snarbolax to just charge right into the crowd and command it to grab the papaya with its mouth (I think he/she/it goes on all fours). Makes a lucky escape in the chaos and confusion of innocent haven-people.
EDIT: Instead of taking the papaya swiftly (snarbolaxs aren't like that), it takes the papaya and rips the Knightwalker's right hand clean off.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 06:55
#33
At least it was only my right
At least it was only my right hand...*LEFTY :)*
-The-Knightwalker starts bawling miserably-
"Owwww...! My armm!!" *Crying* *Sniff, sniff*
"He stole my papaya as well! Why me??"
Someone takes pity on me and reports Spiral-Sapien. The next time I log on the I see the gamemasters have restored my arm and also returned what is rightfully mine! (aka. papaya)
EDIT~ Spiral-Sapien is banned for a week (not for real, just this post - lol spiral-sapien)
Do, 09/20/2012 - 08:23
#34
>:3
*Finds papaya. Eats papaya.* GAME OVER e_e
Do, 09/20/2012 - 13:41
#35
*gets papaya out of Raatik's
*gets papaya out of Raatik's stomach*
RUNS TO MY PRIVATE SHIP,
AWAY!
Do, 09/20/2012 - 14:53
#36
Bumfight over a papayapayayapa.
Man. The stuff people do for a papayapayaya. ._.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 15:48
#37
I load myself in a cannon on
I load myself in a cannon on a ship that is near the pirate ship. I shoot myself over, and while still airborne, I grab onto a rope that is used for hoisting sails. I swing through the air, dropping close to the deck, and shish kabob papaya with my sword. I follow through with my swing and let go of the rope landing on the outer tip of the flying jib. It's my papaya now.
/looks down at the sea below
Stay back or it's shark food.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 16:01
#38
The papaya is mine again
I board a ship which takes me to the pirate ship (I know Grittle said it was a private ship, but since Iamnoone decided it was a pirate ship its now a private pirate ship) Iamnoone is on (I'm assuming that's still where he is) and sneak behind him with a Recon shield. I give Iamnoone some anesthesia then take the papaya and board my ship heading back to Haven. I am holding the papaya in my hand/arm.
Do, 09/20/2012 - 16:49
#39
Then i teleport to
Then i teleport to knightwalker, played poker, and came out with the papaya
Do, 09/20/2012 - 17:16
#40
On your way out of the door,
On your way out of the door, you get hit in the back of the head with a trash can. While you roll around on the ground writhing in pain, I puck the papaya out of your hands and walk away laughing.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:26
#41
Laughing too much...
I sneak some laugh powder into his mouth and nose...Lamnoone finds out that he can't control his laughing because of a rare disease called Laughingitus (random name)caused by the powder. Once you start laughing, you can't stop. So as he drops down to the floor, gasping for breath, I snatch the papaya from his head and head back to Cradle.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:34
#42
its my papaya!
I see Spiral-Sapien on the way back to Haven, and sneaking behind him I charge a Divine Avenger and hit him. Spiral-Sapien is unconscious, I pry the papaya out of his hands and I put him in a bag and drag him to a bulletproof (nothing can get inside) chamber and lock him inside.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:39
#43
I am become bulletproof chamber.
Thank you for your contribution to the Bulletproof Chamber Foundation.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:41
#44
Luckily....
Luckily, I was wearing full Royal Jelly armor. Immune to stun and sleep, I was awake 10 seconds I got knocked out. When she went to the bathroom (thats the only reason I can think of right now), she left her papaya outside on a nearby chair, and I sliced my way through with my Combuster. I put a big pillow (don't ask where I got that from) inside the bag and dashed out of the place.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:43
#45
The papaya uses a health capsule
Uses a health capsule to restore health to maximum. And pastes a note onto self saying "Handle with care"
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:44
#46
There's a problem with your statement
Le bulletproof chamber is also swordproof
Your statement is invalid
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:49
#47
I got out of the bag before
I got out of the bag before....The pillows shaped like my avatar -.-
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:49
#48
The papaya rebels
Uses another papaya to knock The-Knightwalker out, the runs away leaving a trail of highly poisonous, flammable, and anesthetic papaya blood behind. While taking a path different to that of the papaya blood.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 01:57
#49
Friends
I befriend the shadow of the papaya. I then get the shadow to drag it's true version after me as I walk away from The-Knightwalker. I also explain that I will certainly handle the papaya with care.
Fr, 09/21/2012 - 04:31
#50
Papaya
http://stars-in-night-skies.deviantart.com/art/Papaya-for-Xxpapaya-32836...
A papaya I drew in photoshop, made to look like a crafting ingredient. Yes, I know it's that relevant to stealing a papaya, but I decided that if you have the papaya that image should be what it looks like your inventory.
I sneak up behind papaya and slide a black bag over his head. I knock him down and tie his hands and feet together then throw him in the trunk of my car. I drive off to my cave in the mountains where I handcuff him to the wall and use him for target practice with my silly string.