I am looking for a guild to hop on for the X amount of days I play Spiral Knights before I get distracted by something else. I have been an account holder since the day OOO partnered with Steam, and haven't played a bit past that first week.

This is what I offer-

=> 2 Star Level equipment.
=> Knowledge of what maps looked like a year ago.
=> Lack of knowledge of what maps look like now.
=> Extensive skill in Zelda: 4 Swords (It's sort of like Spiral Knights? I know the throwing mechanics crossed over...)
=> The ability to keep up with the group.
=> The ability to not take all the boxes like a greedy jerk.
=> Proper Grammar.
=> Knows what happens when the lichens merge (For the life of god those lichens ;-;)
=> No Live.Can be available for any guild run at any time of the day.
=> The ability to take a joke.
=> The ability to give jokes.
=> An inability to manage sarcasm (see title)
=> A skill with making bulleted lists.

So recruit me into your X guild! I promise to be slightly better than an empty slot, guaranteed.