The ^,<,v Game!

↑ Has lied and must be fed to the hippopotamuses
← May contain incriminating information against corrupt political figures
↓ Shall receive a gentlemanly flamingo who vomits top hats through a horn on its noggin

^ is given one of the previously mentioned top hats
< wears many of the previously mentioned top hats at once
v is also given one of the previously mentioned top hats

^ yeh
< HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS
v doesn't have a hat

^ steals hat
< has a hat now
v can't steal my hat
/glues hat to my head

^ is lying
< wants spicy chicken burger
v gets a bandito

^ gets hit in the head with a spicy chicken burger
< doesn't want a bandito
v will get slapped with a dead fish

^ is electrocuted for fish-slapping lightning
< is protected by ninja lightning
v is given protection with ninja lightning

^ gave me protection from ninja lightning
< electrocution was prevented but the electric did pass down through my body and out my feet
v is electrocuted

^ Is bad for electrocuting meh
< Is shaking from electrocution
v I touch him

^ wants to kill me
< is wearing mercurial demo set
V will blow up (somehow)

^ Blowed up
< Is blowing up
v Will be blowed up

^ still wants to kill me
< is already blown up
V will be persef

^was wrong
< likes killing impostocubes.
v has 10£

^ was wrong
< has 10 cookies
v wants cookies

^ is a cookie stealer
< loves strawberry icecreams
v will hug if he is a muscle dragon

^ will also hug if I give him a strawberry milkshake
< makes strawberry milkshake for ^
v doesn't get any milkshake

^ is mean for not giving me a milkshake
< wants to be a chroma whelp again
V wants to be a chroma whelp

^ Gives Powernexus His Milkshake
< Does Not Want To Be A chroma Welp
V is VERY VERY VERY smart :D

^ is awesome
< RLY wants to be a chroma whelp again
V is the muffin man >:3

^ is not a chroma whelp
< Is the muffin man (who lives on Drury Lane)
V Needs a dispenser here

^ is dispensed a dispenser
< is not sure what that means
v is left with a bomb

^ freaked out my mind
< is confused or too drunk to understand that
v will explain it to me later

^ will explain
< the doctor
V do you even lift?

^ is Arkus
< awesome
V a gremlin about to be screwed by my gran Faust

^ wants to screw me o.0
< gets perverted thoughts
v slowly and quietly backs out of this thread

^ screws him inappropriately
< is more pervert-ish
v has to be careful of my psycho-ness

^Is a girl. (I think)
< has no gender.
v is very homosexual.

^is a spookat about to be screwed by my Divine Avenger
< is not homosexual and is awesome
v transforms into iamnoone

^ has saved this spot for me xD
< is very happy
v tried to take my spot

^ Is very, very wrong
< would never take a gremlin's spot
v Is awesome

^ is correct
< says "Thank You"
v is given a cookie

^ gets a hug and kiss
< happily eats the cookie
V has been spared some nasty act due to the cookie happiness that has occurred

^ wants him to continue rubbing my belly(oh i know what i'm doing)
< is feeling naughty
v is about to witness something very naughty and bad for childrens

^ Is rated-R
< Is disgusted
v Is also disgusted

/\ is wrong
< enjoys r-rated stuff
\/ only knows, if anything, the chorus on Macarena.

^ is only partially right
< is listening and dancing to Owl City
v can join in if they want to

^ has no idea
< is a toaster in disguise
v is Boswick in disguise

/\ is a high toaster
< wants to invoke cthulhu
\/ has a pineapple somewhere in the house

^ made me look for a pineapple
< wonders where ^ put the pineapple
v is still thinking about the r-rated things

^ awesome
< epic
\/ is crazy if he insults me

^ Pipi is peepee
< wants to go surfing
v is easily scared

^ is screwed by my divine avenger
< can kill someone
V is a gremlin or a spookat
^ gets the answer
< says Jim-Dale is some guy SK forum spammers used to know
v is thinking "who cares"