The ^,<,v Game!

The game is simple. ^ describes the person that posted before you. < describes you and v describes the person that will post after you.
I'll start.
^ Is nobody
< is the creator of this post
v is the first one to reply

^ is wrong
< is about to get pooped on
v is the fourth poster

^ got pooped on
< is giggling at poophead
v has already been named peebrain

^ is an idiot
< is confused by this system
↓ is the person of the future

^ is a blockhead
< is the awesomest parson evar!
v is probably awesome

^ said I am awesome
< is awesome
v wishes they were awesome

^ wish has been granted
< is Ninja Awesome
v is given a ninja star

^is not!
[used as down]will get whacked with a triglav

^ is a noob who dosent know the letter "v" is down
< blocked triglav
v gives free cr

^ gives me cr
< takes cr and runs away laughing
v knows what cr is

^is bad
>gets free CE
v will get a suprise

^ is probably confused by this system
< greats free everything
v is probably NOT awesome

^ already declared me awesome
< wants a surprise
v get a water balloon dropped on them

^is boring
< blocks balloon
vMUST BE PERSEF

^ broke the rules
< is starting over
v is a hater

^ is a party pooper
< hating on that cheap monocle
v is going to talk about politics

^ is incorrect
< knows next to nothing about politics and so cannot talk about them
v is not me

^ is a donut
< must have CE
v gets a gift

^ gets slapped for calling me boring
< feels bad because ^ gave me a gift
v gets offered a cookie

^ got an awesome cookie from a lovely person and thanks him
< is a nice guy
V is not a knight

^may or may not be a French ninja.
< reads the scroll, which says:
Need a dispenser
here! Pootispenser here! This
is a weird haiku.
V is sappin' mah sentry!

^ is a wierdo
< does it anyway T.T
v is going to die if they dont post " purple power" on five threads in the next 24hrs
PURPLE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay i made it in the time limit!
^is happy

^ broke the rules and is going to be banned by a GM
< is the moderator of this thread
v is going to break the rules

^ is a rule breaker
< thinks someone has speed up time
v cheats on gf/bf

^ is correct. I used magic to speed up time
< doesn't have a gf because he can't find a good one
v uses mathemagic

^ a nice, leafy bush
< a poster without a picture
v can go cycling with me

^ a nobody
< went re"cycling" with tellacon
v is going to make someone mad

^ misplaces '<' for '>'
< is posting
v will post

/|\ Needs to shut up
<- Needs to help shut up
\|/ Needs to shut DOWN

^ 3 times HECK NO
< Most original avatar EVAR!
v Kill yourself

^ Kills him
< Kills himself also
v My ghost will kill him

^ Ghost will prolly kill me.
< Eats the ghost first.
V Is going to deal with the toilets after I'm done with it.

^ Let a ghost possess his body by eating it
< Has a bomb and put it in the toilet to "clean" it
V MIGHT die due to noobness

^ I guess he let er rip ;)
< doesn't know what a noob is
v person has to go to the grocery store

^ is told a "noob" is a newer player who doesn't know to much
< went to grocery store for mandarin oranges because he loves them
v can have some if they want

^ Is nice for offering mandarins
< Eats all the mandarins
v I barf at him for eating tons of mandarins

^ doesn't know me
< likes pizza
v doesn't know me

^ unknown gets his pizza stolen
< eats a pizza
v gets a slice of pizza offer

^ eats pizza TURTLE POWER!!!!!
< thinks gremlin avatar is out of date
v prays this person dosent have gremlin avatar

^ This person is a Rock Jelly in disguise.
< This person is Jim-Dale in disguise. (If only!)
V This person is wondering who Jim-Dale is.

^ Is right.
< Wondering who Jim-Dale is.
v Also wonders who Jim-Dale is.

^ was right
< asks "Who is Jim-Dale?"
v might have the answer
^ Is a girl in a toto.
< Is the coolest cause I'm first.
v Is in a dangerous position sitting under my butt.