Did you buy the Battle Pack? Feel like showing off that sweet Plasmatech costume armor? Interested in joining a guild that shares these views of sexy blue armor? Or are you just a regular Bombhead looking for a guild? Well search no more! Plasmatech Swag is recruiting people, and wouldn't you wanna be among others who share your sense of style? RANDOM GIBBERISH!!!

You don't need to wear said Swag all the time, just own it. Oh, and please don't mind the use of the word "swag," I use it in parody so I can deconstruct the word. Hopefully people won't overuse it so much if I do. Plasmatech Swag.