And here I thought I've seen it all. Just in-case someone might suggest the obvious (which a GM also recommended), I already tried re-installing the game twice and it didn't change anything

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/577845182904148912/37039CD67D1DD91390D...

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577845182904371023/7F9977D0B5E61C5ED...

Unless you wanna assimilate me into one of your own... get me out of this XD