This is a basic guide to lockdown for skolver clones out there! yep, the ones who are bashing your face off and repeatdly kicking your ***

Before you enter a match, make sure you have your clone equipment! Skolver coat and helm, toothpick with a very high ASI on it, 2 penta heart trinkets, and any gun sure to **** anyone in your path

At the start of a match, always make sure that everyone can see you. When people see your clone armor, they will think"hooray! another rich mitt romney guy thats going to dominate me!"

Also, make sure to scream at anyone who is t2 or lower! And when they suddenly switch to t3 armor, go "OH! I knew that!"

When the game begins, always go striker! You want to do this because the penalty of the striker class doesnt matter to you! you're a rich skolver clone! you can do whatever the **** you want! This makes the striker class more overpowered. Remember, more power, more rights to be so very humble!

When the gates open, go directly to the team base! Leave it to your loser teamates to do the capping! Get to their base and own their *****. And when they start whining, say "ha noobs!" Just kill anyone and occasionally cap points whenever everyones dead. which fortunately never happends

If for some reason, you die during the match(noob!), immediately call your killer a AA noob, becase we all know that AA really matters and s SO UNFAIR! Then, just target them the whole match

When everyone is in their base, just wait outside, And when they come out, just kill them with your toothpick! It only takes 3 seconds w=because your ASI flourish + striker boost is like PB and J. This makes gameplay boring, but who cares! As long as you are owning, nothing matters!

When the game ends, make sure to criticize anyone who has bad stats! Because stats tell everything about someones performance. Also, be humble about your items. you dont want people to think of you as a douche! even though that's what you are! Tell players to suck it up and leave the game.

And thats how you be a skolver clone in lockdown. Happy trolling!