I wonder if the past few posters even bothered reading the entire thread.... T_T
Cautery Sword Adventure
Mon, 12/03/2012 - 18:49
#52
I wonder if the past few
Tue, 12/04/2012 - 05:29
#53
Actually, some of us were paying attention :B
The wall of the lab exploded, causing the two knights guarding its front entrance to run for cover. However, I steeled myself and strode in, stepping over the fallen barrier. I had lost my new Cautery Sword of jelly-slaying doom, after all, and I was going to get it back at any cost.
The inside of the Lab was quite dark, but it was still possible to make out a fluttering shape and a gleam in the darkness, taunting me. Enraged, I pulled out my Super Blaster and shot at the snipe in the darkness. There was a brief strangled chirp before the creature's remaining rocket exploded, blasting a hole into the basement of the Lab and taking my Cautery Sword with it!
I leapt down, ignoring the feathers everywhere. This area seemed to still be running on backup power, with large elevator-like platforms. They didn't seem to be running, though, since most of them were chained up - apart from one.
My Cautery Sword appeared to have broken through the lock, since its chains had fallen in a messy pile around the platform, and was now embedded in the grill on the floor. Oddly enough, the screen of the elevator did not seem to show a normal level indicator, but an ominous-looking black-and-red eye that stared unblinkingly at me.
I'm not falling for this one again, I thought, before making my way over to my lost sword, bracing my feet against the solid floor around the elevator. Unfortunately, it seemed the sword was well and truly stuck, not coming out despite my best efforts.
In my frustration, I gave it one last mighty tug, only to lose my balance and fall head-first onto the elevator. The barriers slid back up, indicating an imminent descent as I struggled frantically with the blade - but to no avail. The most I could do was to cling on to the hilt of my precious Cautery Sword as the elevator descended through the depths of the Clockworks...
Tue, 12/04/2012 - 07:11
#54
Depth ???
After I was able to get the sword loose, I took a great fall down. When I was able to wake up, A great number of gremlins had me in a cell and my Cautery Sword was on a table. I was able to break through the cell and when I was about to get the sword... (next poster goes on. We are in OCH atm.)
Tue, 12/04/2012 - 08:50
#55
Ant-loaf
OCH doesn't have an omninous-looking-red-and-black-eye for its symbol, but oh well. :P
Tue, 12/04/2012 - 09:03
#56
whoops,
It could be the hidden SL OCH mission. :3 Ok, resuming.
It was Seerus, but he had a more dark hammer and his mask has the Colors of a SL, I ran with my sword and got away, However not before Seerus hammer spams and it blew the sword away down to another depth (or a not yet part of the same level that I get to yet), when seerus noticed that he missed, I was in the elevator safely going down to the cannon room.
Wed, 12/05/2012 - 16:51
#57
I screwed everyone up then i
I screwed everyone up then i made it back to Haven. I then went up and I had to go to the bathroom. I then decided that my cautery sword won't be safe, so i decided asked bechamel to attach a parrying blade attachment to my Armor. I then put the Cautery sword in and tied extra strings to it so it won't fall out. I was in need of crowns, so I decided to go on a full expedition at Golden lion gate, so I headed over to the arcade...
Wed, 12/05/2012 - 17:22
#58
Uh-Oh
But as I headed to the arcade, a knight in blue pushed me. As I fell down to the cold ground the knight pulled away my Cautery Sword and headed outside the Arcade. My fear began to worse as I finally jumped to a dark conclusion.... He must be heading to the Auction House!!!
Wed, 12/05/2012 - 22:19
#59
THE BAN CROWBAR COMETH!
With no time to waste, I immediately pulled up my dossier and reported him for stealing. As my fingers flew, the Knight seemed to fizzle and warp around a bit. Strangely enough, the same aura produced from a CE revival blasted from inside the Knight, causing him to collapse. A puff of smoke formed from behind, which eventually cleared out to show another knight. Aphrodite, with crowbar in hand, lightly smacked the Knight on the back of his head. He begged for mercy, and received a permanent ban. Aphrodite picked up the Cautery sword and inspected it with slight interest. With a shrug, she opened HER dossier and proceeded to delete the coveted blade for her troubles.
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 02:51
#60
GASP!
"NO!" I scream as i pushed her away, she glared at me and she swung the crowbar, i managed to dodge but got pushed away into the crowd, the next thing I know is that there was a commotion. Knights running around and trampling over one another, I stared at my Cautery Sword laying on the ground, i reached towards it but then a crowbar hit the back of my head.
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 17:11
#61
Depth 1: devilish drudgery
I explained that it was my sword and she let me have it back. I get on the elevator and I went to depth 1. Even though the sword was inside a scabbard now, a devilite hit the hilt with a chair knocking it on to the ground I reach to grab it, but I tripped over a book. A devilite grabbed it and ran away. Luckily, this was tier one, so I was able to kill the devilite. But when it got killed, the cautery sword flew out of its hands and landed in depth 2 which was an ice maul arena
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 17:15
#62
Depth 2: ice maul arena
I fight past the first wave of monsters and I pop the treasure boxes. After I fought to the third battle, I saw my cautery sword stuck in the wall. A lumber missed me and knocked it loose. I killed the lumbers and mecha knights came at me. A mecha knight missed and hit the sword causing it to land on the third elevator. As I ran over to the elevator I grabbed the sword and put it in my scabbard. I pressed the down button...
Thu, 12/06/2012 - 17:18
#63
Man... This elevator is
Man... This elevator is taking a long time to go down, but atleast I have my Cautery Sword!
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 04:28
#64
Suddenly, without warning,
Suddenly, without warning, the elevator stopped suddenly, shaking me and the elevator violently and started plummeting downwards for a few minute until it came to a sudden stop.With this sudden stop, I dropped my cautery sword into the fiery depths of Firestorm Citadel.
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 08:44
#65
Depth: 24-28 : Deja Vu
I ran through the first four depths without incedent. After all, I've soloed this place before! The next floor smelled of burnt onions. I searched for the source of the stench. There in front of me, was a massive creature that bore a strange resemblance to King Krogmo! "Avast, churlish anomaly!" I cried. "Taste the sting of my Cautery Sword!" I stepped upon the party button, but darkfire sprang up all around me. "What's this? More wolves hungry for the blood of Almire? Our kingdom shall never fall to the likes of beasts" The being said. I stared in disgust at him as he rambled on. "I'm wearing jelly mail, not a wolver coat thank you! Your kingdom's gonna fall to slimes!" The fire disappeared, and I charged. "YAGHSGHASGH!!! Taste my jelly fury!" I took out his slag minions, and was about to attack the thing, when I tripped on some darkfire and sneezed on the monster. "OHHhhhhhhhHhhhh.h.....Hh.......h.......... bleurgh...." The king lay on the ground dead. I had defeated it! I picked up my Cautery Sword, ransacked the monsters loot, and descended into the final terminal. Somehow I felt like I'd done this before.....
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 09:59
#66
Core (Depth 29)
I reached the Core level. I was surprised to find the guild Cautery Hoarders having a party there. One of them in Ancient Plate Mail saw me as I came down, "Hey look everybody! A holder of a Cautery Sword!". The crowd looked at me and cheered. "How would you like to join our guild?" the knight in Ancient Plate Mask asked."Sure!" I replied. "My name's Derpking" the knight said,"Welcome to Cautery Hoarders."
One of the guild members came forward and enquired "Me and a few people are going to do a Shadow Lair. It's a new one I found. Would you like to come?". "Um... Okay! Which one?" I replied. The knight said "There is no official name yet, but we decided to call it Electric Razwog. It's the Shadow Lair equivalent of Schemer Razwog." I remembered Razwog. He was one of the hardest foes I had ever fought. I followed the knight to the Shadow Lair elevator to begin.
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 10:48
#67
@Neon
I glad I've been such an inspiration to you! =P
Fri, 12/07/2012 - 11:34
#68
wow that was an amazing
wow that was an amazing story!
I blew up an orphanage