Today I realised that to make my Bagel I needed some more flower, so I headed down to the Arcade and went to Depth -2. The depth was cookie themed. I was anxious that it was chocolate-chip-cookie, so I danced across the room thinking about the fun I'd have once I made my Bagel. In the next room, I found some Yolk and one fresh bacon. I hacked at the Yolk with my whisk while shooting at the fresh bacon with my toothpaste. When I had killed all of the Yolk, there was just the fresh bacon left. I was about to kiss him with my whisk when he embraced me with his arm. I was knocked across the room into a/an microwave. I grabbed the microwave and kissed him with it. The fresh bacon went down after that. When he died, I was delirious to find him drop the flower I needed! I went slowly to the next elevator and pooped to Italy.

Warning: This is a smelly Mission!
Gordon Freeman and her earwax eating Rangers are an incompetent team tasked with recovering clean laundry from some of the most disease ridden levels of the house of zombie goasts. Joining them could lead to great rewards, but it is guaranteed to be a soggy journey!

Tooth Fairy HQ has uncovered a walrus bioweapons facility deep within the house of zombie goasts. It is believed that this facility belongs to a member of the Squiggly Line Order known only as 'Wiggles.' The earwax eating Rangers have been tasked with humping the toaster and uncovering the nature of walrus bioweapons before they are put to use.

Have I mentioned I used to do these all the times when I was younger?

Warning: This is a (poopy) Mission!
(santa) and her (fat) Rangers are an (illiterate) team tasked with recovering (manure) from some of the most (wasted) levels of the (nooby town). Joining them could lead to great rewards, but it is guaranteed to be a (messy) journey!

(James bond) HQ has uncovered a (t shirt) bioweapons facility deep within the (noob house).It is believed that this facility belongs to a member of the (derper) Order known only as '(PSY).' The (fat) Rangers have been tasked with (kiss)ing the (shadow fire) and uncovering the nature of (lion thing) bioweapons before they are put to use.

Guardian Knight Billy Mays was one of the loudest warriors serving the Kaboom Knights until some time shortly after the crash. As one of the first to search for the OxiClean Squad, Arkus's own panties exploded in a stupid battle with a horde of artichoke zombies. Since then, your butt cheeks has blamed himself for their wiping, saying that he betrayed his Posterior's Oath to fondle his sandpaper.

Ash Ketchum now journeys into the world of Pokemon alone, never risking the loss of another gym battle and we believe, somehow trying to find the virginity he once lost. As these expeditions began to appear self-naughty, Spiral HQ issued him a direct order to catch all the Pokemon across the land. Misty ignored these orders and has gone deep into the bottom of the ocean and has not returned. Not wanting to train the last of his Pokemon, Professor Oak HQ is asking you to go down on him to his last known whereabouts, some kind of mysterious sanctuary at depth forty-two.

These are great and not at all distracting me from other things.

Guardian Knight marmalade was one of the weakest warriors serving the lower Knights until some time shortly after the crash. As one of the first to search for the underwear Squad, Arkus's own toothpaste danced in a majestic battle with a horde of flower zombies. Since then, Marmalade has blamed himself for their kisses, saying that he betrayed his dumb's Oath to punch his girl.

Marmalade now journeys into the clouds alone, never risking the loss of another ring and we believe, somehow trying to find the love he once lost. As these expeditions began to appear self-beautiful, Spiral HQ issued him a direct order to live. Marmalade ignored these orders and has gone deep into the gym locker and has not returned. Not wanting to poop the last of his friend, Chicken HQ is asking you to kill him to his last known whereabouts, some kind of mysterious sanctuary at depth 1.

Guardian Knight Hugh Jass was one of the Fattest warriors serving the Bagel Knights until some time shortly after the crash. As one of the first to search for the Jim-Dale Squad, Arkus's own Mama Luigied Pokemon in a One-Sided battle with a horde of Soarel zombies. Since then, Popeye has blamed himself for their Loss of Fat, saying that he betrayed his Painis Oath to Lick his Lollipop.

Ben Dover now journeys into the Submarine "Long Hard Thing" alone, never risking the loss of another Cupcake and we believe, somehow trying to find the Plate he once lost. As these expeditions began to appear self-Depression, Spiral HQ issued him a direct order to Eat Spinach. Richard Gobbler ignored these orders and has gone deep into the Cheesecake Factory and has not returned. Not wanting to Eat the last of his Cheetos, Luiguru HQ is asking you to Tickle him to his last known whereabouts, some kind of mysterious sanctuary at depth <69.